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Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Rossi on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:27:44
Seeing as it's been verbally agreed now, any suggestions for chants for the bloke?
Probably "Dennis Wises barmy army"
but any more original suggestions?


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:31:33
:D  I keep singing Dennis wise wise wise, like people used to sing to Ian wright. Its a bit lame but its catchy.

Somebody on the other thread had something like 'Wise man said, I want to manage you. And next year we, will win league 2......S-W-I-N-D-ON (clap clap clap) S-W-N-D-O-N'  8)  I must admitt I do think that one is quite cool.


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: FlashGordon on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 09:38:32
Thats quite good actually!


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Batch on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 10:05:27
Nicked for Coventry:

wisey woooooo wisey wooooo
hes only 4 foot tall
he'll smash you in the jaw
wisey woooooo wisey wooooooo..


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 10:35:42
Fuck off midget!

You're even shorter than Asher!


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Tails on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:31:09
Are you Carson in disguise?


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:33:00
he's small, he's mad,he smashed a taxi cab, dennis wise, dennis wise

he's small not tall,he broke his team mates jaw, dennis wise, dennis wise


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 11:52:47
Quote from: "Sade"
Somebody on the other thread had something like 'Wise man said, I want to manage you. And next year we, will win league 2......S-W-I-N-D-ON (clap clap clap) S-W-N-D-O-N'  8)  I must admitt I do think that one is quite cool.


Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Wise man says, let me manage you
And next year, we will win league two

 :mrgreen:


 8)

You added the S-W-I-N-D-O-N bit, nice work.

Needs a second verse now.


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 13:59:57
How about

"Youre going home in a smashed up taxi cab?"


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:24:56
He's Short, He's ace, He'll smash yer fuckin face, Dennis wise, Dennis Wise...


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: SwindonStevo on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:28:22
Quote from: "stfcfan"
He's Short, He's ace, He'll smash yer fuckin face, Dennis wise, Dennis Wise...


Quote from: "Batch"
wisey woooooo wisey wooooo
hes only 4 foot tall
he'll smash you in the jaw
wisey woooooo wisey wooooooo..


liking them  8)


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: barry on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:52:41
I iz write a rap

yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize
he's the manager of our hearts like princess di
 yo yo gus poyet
he looks nothing like alison moyet
but he's probaly got a nice voice
and nuts the size of a hotel foyer


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 14:55:55
Quote from: "stfcfan"
He's Short, He's ace, He'll smash yer fuckin face, Dennis wise, Dennis Wise...


Quote from: "barry"
I iz write a rap

yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize
he's the manager of our hearts like princess di
 yo yo gus poyet
he looks nothing like alison moyet
but he's probaly got a nice voice
and nuts the size of a hotel foyer


These two are the best so far I think.


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:00:47
Quote from: "barry"
I iz write a rap

yo yo dennis wise
there's no flies on dennis wise
he's got big thighs
and he never cries
even if you tell im lies
he'll just stab you in da eyes
he's got his eyes on da prize
he's the manager of our hearts like princess di
 yo yo gus poyet
he looks nothing like alison moyet
but he's probaly got a nice voice
and nuts the size of a hotel foyer


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: DV on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:03:08
howabout...he's small, he's white...our team is still fucking shite? dennis wise, dennis wise...


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: larwood on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:05:49
Quote

our team is still fucking shite?

Oh dear DV,the pessimism is starting already i see :wink:


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: DV on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:12:22
Quote from: "larwood"
Quote

our team is still fucking shite?

Oh dear DV,the pessimism is starting already i see :wink:


started, it never stopped....

I really hope Wise comes in and sorts the men from the drunks


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: larwood on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:13:43
Quote

I really hope Wise comes in and sorts the men from the drunks

 :soapy tit wank:  
Yep,couldn't agree more.


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Luci on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:14:03
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "larwood"
Quote

our team is still fucking shite?

Oh dear DV,the pessimism is starting already i see :wink:


started, it never stopped....

I really hope Wise comes in and sorts the men from the drunks


I really hope you pull Suzi........that'll change your mood  :mrgreen:


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Tails on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:44:24
Its her birthday on Saturday..great opportunity.


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 16:48:17
Oh Denis doo-be-do, I'm in love with you.
Denis doo-be-do, I'm in love with you.
Denis doo-be-do, I'm in love with you.
Denis Denis, oh with your eyes so blue...
Denis Denis, I've got a crush on you.
Denis Denis, I'm so in love with you.

:fag:


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 18, 2006, 17:46:27
Si your so camp lately  :D


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:35:06
Gus Poyet ain't beautiful
and Wisey is so small
but Swindon rule the west country
and oxford rule feck all...


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: McLovin on Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:48:33
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Oh Denis doo-be-do, I'm in love with you.
Denis doo-be-do, I'm in love with you.
Denis doo-be-do, I'm in love with you.
Denis Denis, oh with your eyes so blue...
Denis Denis, I've got a crush on you.
Denis Denis, I'm so in love with you.

:fag:


Ace! :D


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, May 19, 2006, 09:49:44
Wise men say......


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 19, 2006, 11:25:41
to the tune of the mystery jets' latest single...

You can do anything you want
As long as it makes sense
You can do anything you want
As long as it makes sense

You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis
You can't fool me Dennis

:\/


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 19, 2006, 11:58:27
Quote from: "Sade"
Si your so camp lately  :D


Classic Blondie. Couldn't resist, although I probably won't be singing it at the CG  :wink:


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, May 19, 2006, 11:59:52
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Chants for Wise
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, May 19, 2006, 16:43:08
wisey whooooo
wisey whooooo
he is a little runt
the blokes a fuckin cunt