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Title: i hate traffic
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:41:57
i spent 2 fucking hours on the a34 today, going from abingdon to didcot - that's about 5 miles or something stupid.

fucking gay as fucking dale winton up the arse whilst having a reacharound and then felching his orange arse.


Title: Re: i hate traffic
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:44:44
Quote from: "sonic youth"
fucking gay as fucking dale winton up the arse whilst having a reacharound and then felching his orange arse.


I have to admit I find that image somewhat arousing 8)


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:45:24
me too do you own some fake tan?


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:49:07
just resign yourself to it, put the windows down and the stereo up and embrace it


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:50:48
i ended up sitting in the middle of the dual carriageway chatting to a lorry driver and listening to the cricket. it was quite pleasant until i got really bored and wanted to go home.


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:54:27
Quote from: "sonic youth"
i ended up sitting in the middle of the dual carriageway chatting to a lorry driver and listening to the cricket. it was quite pleasant until i got really bored and wanted to go home.


Did the subject of Dale Winton 'come up' between you and the big swarthy lorry driver?


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 12, 2006, 19:56:00
yes.

yes it did.


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 20:06:33
Thought so :shake:


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: yeo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 20:48:33
Fucking accident has caused me all sorts of grief tonight and made me have to work :cry:


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 12, 2006, 20:51:25
the one on the a34?


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: yeo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 20:52:11
yes I deal with Newbury as well.


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, May 12, 2006, 21:00:39
ouch, at least all i had to do was sit around. bad luck


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: Amir on Friday, May 12, 2006, 21:05:12
I had to drive back from Thirsk today, luckily for me not a problem all the way.  I don't really mind jams(get paid for it anyway), breaking down on the motorway in the middle of winter is the real cunt.


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, May 12, 2006, 22:27:05
it took me one hour to do a 10 minute journey fucking a34


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 22:37:23
You should try putting your f**** foot down then!  If there's people on the A34 doing 10mph I'm not surprised there are tail backs :shock:


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, May 12, 2006, 22:44:54
I couldn't put my foot down, there was no where to go.  do you want a fight


Title: i hate traffic
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 22:50:16
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I couldn't put my foot down, there was no where to go.  do you want a fight


Yes I know that, it was a joke :roll:

I don't want a fight but any time you fancy a wrestle, just let me know :wink: