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=i'm doing none and i've got exams coming up. literally doing anything not to revise. like rambling on this post.

Went and got an ice lolly earlier (twister). Brilliant! :D

cunt, no need to rub it in  :evil:

Cant you revise outside?

Take a book to the park and fall asleep under a tree.

Hope he gets ant bites if he does  :wink:

Tried that but got distracted. Took a ball with us so played football for a bit too but not a good idea in this heat.

 :o

Might go and sit in a beer garden for the rest of the afternoon. Probably wont be sunny by the time you finish work birdy  :D  :wink:

there is an ice cool fist coming towards your nose thomas

:shock:

Mental note "Don't wind birdy up"

:wink:

:D  I've had a cool day. I just walked down town, I am a tiny bit itchy and burnt on my arms now but I don't care.Its not bright red or anything. I just love being able to wear shades, and sandles and sleeveless tops - the girls will know what I'm on about. I bought some cherry carte'dor (or whatever its called) icecream and then went and sat in the garden and ate it. Although I feel like the good samaritan cos I did share.

 With my callous ,bunion covered feet and bingo wings,i really don't know what your about sweetie :wink: Nah it is nice you can't beat it,makes you worry about shaving though :)

It was nice today until on my way back to the office I got attacked by an army of green flies and had to have them picked off me by one of the other girls in the office.  They even managed to get down my top. Hideous. Just glad I didn't buy an ice cream on the way back  :evil:

I hate my arms, and I hate my feet and I hate my ass and I hate....er everything really  :mrgreen:  But I go out and think what the fuck. Could'nt care less.

Shaving - GAY. Women have to shave literally everything.

is it weird that I am just sat staring at the dancing bananas

It is a major pain :x ,much better in the winter when a layer of hair keeps you warm and no one can see :)

Padded room required  :wink:

they are dancing in time with my music

:(  Troo. Another bad thing about hot weather - wasps. I hate them. Even if theres one a quarter of a mile away from me, I run like I'm being chased by a herd of wild boars.

For Birdy :

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/Abacsss.gif

 8)

cheers sade,  8)

Another dancing banana :D

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html

:D
You can't beat a dancing banana.Spuddy has posted a good one before,it did a 'Saturday night fever'dance :D  post it again Spud,make us all happy!

lush weather. went for a walk today... in didcot  :?

need to do more revision though

im meant to be revising for my exam in 2 weeks....but, yeh.

I've got an exam tomorrow but haven't started revising yet....  I've just been lazing outside today recovering from a monster hangover and trying to avoid some girl I like....

Been revising in the garden this afternoon nice and sunny 8)

Left school today  :D  now on study leave :D  :D  :D  :D  8)

I love this weather. Suddenly all the women dress in very little and I can take a seat on the grass, drink cider and perv  8)

I love going outside, women in next to nothing, although i dont look  :shock:

I moved a dead bird from outside my gran's back door to the bottom of the garden.

That was the defining point for me of this lovely day.

And women don't masturbate  :wink:

i tried to revise outside again today, didn't work at all.

corona with lime is nice in the sun though, unfortunately hot weather means they serve pints in plastics so i went for a bottled beverage.

Yeah they do that in my uni too.

Also, what's the big deal with Magners? Everyone seems to be drinking fucking Magners. Overpriced average cider.

sun = cider

everyone knows that.

though I plump for the cheaper stuff

I need to get back on the cider, takes me back to my youth, drinking 3 litres of Strongbow behind Marcham Primary, then stumbling around having mad adventures for the rest of the night 8)

I'm not disputing cider in the sun dear Yeovil, that would be silly. I myself drank cider today. But Magners is 60p more than Strongbow and not as strong. It goes against all student principles.

I wish my uni served proper cider anyway.

magners doesn't taste of chemicals

Still overrated and it's full of chemicals.

Proper cider is bestest. I had some Old Rosie last week and it was only £2 a pint  8)

they've got scrumpy at our union pub, i've been drinking that lately.

I do like a bit of strongbow myself  :oops:

Old Rosy = Ace. Knocks your socks off after a few
Stowford Press = Lovely. Goes down better than a Romanian whore
Magners = Excellent, with ice please
Strongbow = Reliable.