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Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:10:47
(not you ralph)

just reversed into my neighbours gate and smashed it off it's hinges. hilarious but he drove off rather hastily.

shall i report him?


Title: Re: stupid postman
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:15:10
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
(not you ralph)

just reversed into my neighbours gate and smashed it off it's hinges. hilarious but he drove off rather hastily.

shall i report him?


Was he on a bike like they normally are? or was he on foot?  either way I'm impressed he got a gate of it's hinges.  I reckon it was about to fall off anyway.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:15:22
Dont grass Russell.

You of all people should know that :wink:


Title: stupid postman
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:16:17
I think he should report it, people get away with too much these days


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:26:10
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Dont grass Russell.

You of all people should know that :wink:


 :D

Nah I won't say anything. Thing is I ran over these peoples cat and they've always suspected me, I'll probably end up copping it for the gate.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:31:06
fuckin postal service, my first record was suppossed to be in the shops yesterday the cunting parcel is still to arrive at my house let alone get in the shops.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 10:32:56
Quote from: "mexico red"
fuckin postal service, my first record was suppossed to be in the shops yesterday the cunting parcel is still to arrive at my house let alone get in the shops.


Bet if you contacted you postie he could get some copies at knock down prices right now :wink:


Title: stupid postman
Post by: jim on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 11:26:36
Quote from: "mexico red"
fuckin postal service, my first record was suppossed to be in the shops yesterday the cunting parcel is still to arrive at my house let alone get in the shops.


Do you wear a Kaftan, sing falsetto and look like Demis Roussos?


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 11:46:17
Quote from: "mexico red"
fuckin postal service, my first record was suppossed to be in the shops yesterday the cunting parcel is still to arrive at my house let alone get in the shops.


Ive got to say it was a top tune.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 11:47:24
Quote from: "jim"
Quote from: "mexico red"
fuckin postal service, my first record was suppossed to be in the shops yesterday the cunting parcel is still to arrive at my house let alone get in the shops.


Do you wear a Kaftan, sing falsetto and look like Demis Roussos?


no i fuckin dont.why whats your problem?


Title: stupid postman
Post by: jim on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 12:10:49
Quote from: "mexico red"
Quote from: "jim"
Quote from: "mexico red"
fuckin postal service, my first record was suppossed to be in the shops yesterday the cunting parcel is still to arrive at my house let alone get in the shops.


Do you wear a Kaftan, sing falsetto and look like Demis Roussos?


no i fuckin dont.why whats your problem?


You having a bad day MR?

I had you pegged as the King of Cool


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 12:20:45
no im having a lush day actually, walk along the beach this morning, freshly baked croissants from the shoreham beach bakery for brekkie. couple of hours work, then a confirmation phone call from a fit girl i met saturday night to go out at the weekend. spot of lunch on the river adur duck hoisin wraps with bacon pasta now im off to hove to watch sussex demolish notts.

still fucking hate the postal service and denis fucking rousoss


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 13:47:25
I blame Ralphy


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 14:03:54
Quote from: "simon pieman"
I blame Ralphy


 :nod:


Title: stupid postman
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, May 9, 2006, 23:54:01
Quote from: "mexico red"
now im off to hove to watch sussex demolish notts.
Oh dear, at least the rest of your day was better


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 18:08:25
village you were saying

we are top of the leauge say we are top of the leauge


Title: stupid postman
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, May 11, 2006, 22:46:17
Yeah, but i'm a plastic fan, i'm coming down to watch your boys with SY


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Ralphy on Friday, May 12, 2006, 02:55:56
Why doesn't Oxfordshire have a decent CC team?? :?

I love watching it in the summer but my nearest team is Warwickshire or Northants.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: larwood on Friday, May 12, 2006, 06:45:06
Quote

Why doesn't Oxfordshire have a decent CC team

I'm not sure,but tbh it would be hard to be a Swindon supporter and also follow a Poxfordshire county cricket side.I'd much sooner follow Wiltshire,although i've adopted the unmighty Middlesex as my County team[for now anyway :-))( ]


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:16:52
Quote from: "mexico red"
village you were saying

we are top of the leauge say we are top of the leauge


Only till Lancashire play, cuntchops.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: jim on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:19:45
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Quote from: "mexico red"
village you were saying

we are top of the leauge say we are top of the leauge


Only till Lancashire play, cuntchops.


Oh, yes!

Or as me and Santini like to say....

Lancy, Lancy, Lancy, Lancy, Lancysher! :beers:


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:22:19
Whose Lancy? Is he hot  :kisskiss:


Title: stupid postman
Post by: jim on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:23:33
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Whose Lancy? Is he hot  :kisskiss:


You have to sing it with a Wigan accent  :beers:


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:25:26
My dog gave me a pretty strange look, perhaps she dislikes northern accents.

I think you'll do well this year jim, too many years of underperforming could be put right. Still fancy Hampshire personally.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:27:55
hampshire shite already beaten them at the rosebowl. wankashire too many primadonnas. sussex all the way.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:29:45
Quote from: "mexico red"
hampshire shite already beaten them at the rosebowl. wankashire too many primadonnas. sussex all the way.


Bollcoks you're batting line-up's shite.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:34:45
2 future england batsmen in yardy and prior, no one can knock goodwin and montgomeries record, the emergence of hopkinson who is averaging 47 this season and dependable chris adams the countysa longest serving captain. yeah shite dave.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:38:53
adams is past it. yard looks decent but priors proved totally out of his depth in ODI cricket, goodwin only ever played internationally for a mickey mouse team and dick montgomeries never been special.

mex, you don't have the lowest number of batting points of all those teams you mentioned because they're superstars.


Title: stupid postman
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:42:31
no its because we played the fuckin joke of a rosebowl and notts bowled like demons the other day. check out priors last couple of perfomances


Title: stupid postman
Post by: DMR on Friday, May 12, 2006, 16:45:40
2 starts and didn't take either of them on?