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I nearly passed out watching the arsenal game. My mate had to take me outside and I couldn't see anything but bright white for about 10mins.

I of course overcame this hurdle and went back and finished my pint and had another one. Then went on to have an all day session.;

:o Fucking hell, stay away from the light Ben!

I had to work from 9am thru til 6pm, which is gay, but it was quiet, and double time, so not too bad. Then i sat and watched X-Men 2 with my flatmate. Now, i'm playing FM while having a few beers

Good call Mr. Village.

I'm drinking the white ace I took a picture of in the previous thread. Think the 'ace' might be false advertising, as is any hint of apple content.

Pretty lame responce for what was obviously meant as the late night thread. You all suck goats.

OK Ben, calm down.

I've had an OK day, football on tv, FM06, a few spliffs.  The usual.

I have a phone call scheduled for tomorrow with the people who are going to pay me incapacity benefit for being a cripple.

got to clame your cripple alowence, good work. Also congratulations you just made the 106,101st post in the general discussion section.

Nice to have you back as well KT. Whilst you've been gone I've become the king of the forum. They should really make me a mod, althogh I'm not very good at not abusing power.

I'm hurt for never being considered for a mod. :cry:

Congratulations on your enthronement Your Majesty. :|

there was a lack of happy smilie things there. I'm only king of the forum in my own head.

Just up late playing FM then? FM is dangerous, it ruins your social life.

Actually thinking about it I quite like the Your Majesty thing.

Closed FM down now, contemplating going to sleep, I have a busy day of doing practically nothing tomorrow. :-))(

Looking forward to knowing you've got a day with nothing is ace. Got a bit of a habbit of doing nothing anyway. Plan out tomorrow's day. It should include beer, also it's a monday so you have to leave neighbours time.

I've had a bloody great day. started with a bit of revision then got tempted away by playing poker with my housemates anda lot of beer. great night!

I went to see Middlesex versus Hanmpshire,and Middlesex won :beers: It was a bit cold,but Warne and Kp were both there :D It was especially entertaining to see Warne after the revelations of his activities with two slappers and a huge inflatable penis :shock: The good people of Uxbridge didn't mention it though.

I will revive this thread for the sake of some late night posting.

I've actually had a shit day. Firstly I learnt about the teaching strike which isn't good news, although I'm sure it will resolve itself (touch wood).

I found out why I pissed off a girl (who lives with my mate's mrs) on a drunken night out a while ago. I pulled her, but in my drunken haze asked what her name was - despite the fact I'd met her endless times before in a sober state and I actually knew her name prior to asking her. I blame my hazey vision which must have disorientated me, but it did mean I didn't get any proper action at the time and she looked mighty fine today. I did wonder why she seemed a bit cold towards me after that :o

I'm now trying to get my head around corporation tax, which is explained in the shittest of ways by the course text.  

The fun never stops in the world of Simon  :|

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I love Stone Sour.... I'm not a goth.

Yeh fuck it thee's not enough lt night threads.  I need to drink more I think, Centurion's rule!   8)

6 pints Walrus FFS! :D

Trust, it's a killer.  I threw like a German shot-putter.... puke everywhere....   :|

He's putting it on. I bet he's actually just tried Nozza's wanking record instead, which is probably why he can't see.

Oh ffs now the sodding alarm on the carpet shop opposite me has gone off!