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after a pub session??

I just ate a bag of Pork Scratchings, a bag of Nobby's nuts and a scotch egg.

And i haven't had my dinner yet.

Fat  fucker.  :wink:

A pack of cocktail sausages in my fridge

8)  I havent been out in aaages, but when I used to go out alot in nearby trow I always used to have chips with loads of mayo on top from the kebaby, which when I think about it seems really minging now but they tasted oh so loverly when your drunk and starving. I always guzzle down the water when I get home though as your meant to.

At the pub I always have a bag of cashew nuts, I bloody loves those.

Ive just been out and bought 2 McCain Micro Pizza's ready for the post match Lager session tonight.

Post match? Leeds and Preston?

Nah im going out at 9pm.  :roll:

My workmate is a Leeds fan, going to watch the game with him later  8)

Fuck Leeds i hope Preston do em'.

A pub session that finishes before 5pm isn't much of a session.

For instance, our session yesterday ended at 2am.

Yeah but my belly isn't as fat as yours  :D  :wink:

These oldies just dont have the stamina of us young'uns.  I'm off to get cunted.  Expect me to be very ill tomorrow!   :D

Same as 'rus, back out on it tonight and Saturday no doubt.

Fast living eh  8)

 Sadie you're too young to be going in pubs....alcohol is very dangerous and generally bad for you, so should be left to older people.

8)  Yeah but I'm tough as an ox reg. I am gradually starting to handle my drink. I feel so grown up.

I'd drink you under the table Walrus!

I'll get the occasional kebab, but tend just to smoke cigarettes when I'm hungry and drunk.

FB is fucking ace  8)

I may get a tattoo of him

Philosophers song


               Immanual Kant was a real pissant
                 Who was very rarely stable

               Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
                 Who could think you under the table

               David Hume could out consume
                 Schopenhauer and Hegel

               And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
                 Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

                There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
                  'Bout the raising of the wrist
                Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed


               John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
                 On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

               Plato they say, could stick it away
                 Half a crate of whiskey every day

               Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
                 Hobbes was fond of his dram

               And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart
                 "I drink, therefore I am"

                Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
                  A lovely little thinker
                But a bugger when he's pissed

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 Don't like the Ox....for obvious reasons.

 But its quite fitting that our friends from along the 420, have for their symbol a stupid critter thats had its nadgers chopped off in order to ensure it completes menial tasks uncomplainingly.

 There's plenty of time to be grown up.....enjoy your childhood.

Do i get a membership card and car sticker saying i follow Ben ?  :D

 :mrgreen:  Thanks. I've taken your kind advice into concideration reginald. Now wheres me vodka..... Opps.

Of course, also a signed picture, a badge and the flammableben fan club code-breaker. So you can write secret messages to other flammableben fan club members!!

i normally munch on my mrs gash after a night on the lash :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :shock:

I've never liked fish.

2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline,5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full with cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether and 2 dozen amyls on average.

 :mrgreen:

I usually just see what I can find in the cupboards and if there's no food I'll carry on drinking. In my first year of uni I used to have a 3/4 pounder burger with bacon and cheese. In my second year it was an xl chicken shish (5 skewers of chicken) sometimes with chips  :P

Don't really eat much after a big session, just tend to pass out on my doorstep after failing to get the key in the lock for twenty minutes  :?

Yes same as that.

A proper session would leave you unable to remember leaving the pub.

 Do you take her out with you? Or is it the more basic  " I'm back darling...spread your legs" approach?

we can't stop here. this is bat country!

Salt and vinegar dry roasted peanuts are the snack par excellence for soaking up the ale. Also brilliant with beer when watching games on the telly.

What, in case he gets peckish half-way thru the evening? "Back in a minute lads, just popping out for a nibble. C'mon, luv"

both!

I am favouring bags of Quavers and Cheese on Toast at the moment.

Greasy kebab and sometimes a walk to the 24 hr tescos to get more beer