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I went to Alton Towers (again)


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i went to work   :(

8)

I tried to sleep, but it was too hot, so i've been kipping on the sofa. Had about an hours sleep, so i wo't be going into work tonight.

Now i'm going to go make dinner, chicken in a honey and mustard sauce with pasta, washed down with a few cans of Fossies

Just cracked open a beer  8)

good idea i may follow suit  8)

Stood at a bus stop for 40 minutes and then gave up in a rage as no cunting bus turned up and walked back home.  :evil:

Most people get caught out when having their picture taken at theme parks but not old Ralphy the poser.  8)

There was a massive sign saying 'SMILE FOR THE CAMERA' !!  :D

i went to the pub for a pint at lunchtime, luvverly stuff.

i was in the library all day  :(  got exams soon

then had a scrumpy on the steps. i'm off to vote now.

I'm on my 3rd Carlsberg  8)

Carlsberg? You'll be on your 15th before you feel pissed.

I'm out on it tonight, Coleys 18th in the Azuza. Oh yes.

Carlsberg isn't that weak is it? 4.0 % ?

My fosters is 4%, so yes, it is weak

I walked around town after college, did some window shopping and catched a few rays  8)  Then went and bought myself a magnum. Its been lovely. I wore a strappy top and did'nt feel cold or nowt - I like the hot weather alot.

I catched a few rays today as well :D

I was on the final day of my Microsoft Operations Manager 2005 Configuration and Administration course...

It was finished at 10 to 3, so was home just after 3

Sat out in the garden for a bit, had some dinner....then played football...now im dead

i had 4 wanks

Worked in an office 'til 5pm.

Ace  :|

I had a run at 5am this morning, went to work finished at 2, had a power nap, played squash and now just got back from football.

Think I'm turning into a fitness freak. I got a big ice cold bottle of lawenbrau with my name on it  :D

gotta be export if you're drinking carlsberg.

I'm with OF on that one. non-export carlsberg is for gays.

Quality, one of my favourites. They've got one of the best tents at Oktoberfest too! Munich does know how to make lager, I'll give them that.

I think they make an alcohol free version too, though  :(

PS, it's Löwenbräu.  :wink:
I do love how english people pronounce it low-un-brow. I witnessed a man ordering it in Germany and they didn't know what he was on about. Say "Lurv-en-broi" and you're sorted.

I spent the afternoon (the best bit!) in a classroom at college :( By the time I got home it'd gotten darker.

School.....at least at lunch we went on the field and had a laugh throwing the nerg or woteva they r called at eachotha. (the rocket shaped thing that u throw huge distances).

Then got home and had a driving lesson. Drove from Calne to lyneham and was bricking it.

Still kicking Sade's ass!

i've just home from work.

:(

har har.

speaking of booze, my dad bought back a litre of some mental strong cider from his annual mayday piss up. not sure i dare drink it.

add to that my fucking loser girlfriend has gone out on the piss on the last night night i could actually spend some time with her.

fucking livid

I'd give a limb for a litre of mental strong cider at the moment.

you're welcome to come pick it up ben.

bit of a walk.

Walked to uni for a double lecture starting at 12.50 then sat on the grass and had a few pints of strongbow. Loads of people outside the union it was ace.

Then went to a presentation thing until 5.30 and then onto a bbq with some late night pro evo.

I hope you slapped her about a bit.

I spent the whole day in an airconditioned office. Same goes for today. :|  :x

same here, except our air con is ancient, still it is being 'mended' today so that will be a bit of excitement

I got pretty hammered last night and thus am paying the price.

Proper nice to be able to have a few beers outside though.

I spent the whole day in an unairconditioned office.

At lunch I sneaked out for 9 holes pitch and putt at Moredon.

nice weather again today 8)

I get to go out for lunch today too  8)

Mint isn't it?

My cunting mates are off to play golf this afternoon (proper stuff not p&p) without me.

I played golf yesterday, got f all to do today though! Think i might go out and paint the fence!

Are you the Karate Kid?

Ha! Might go for a thrash later as I have the day off and weather is OK.

Might go buy a new driver before though. This beast looks a good option.

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Today, i went shopping in Oxford, perving on shexy ladies behind my sunnies :hide:

Also, i bought....

Family Guy Season 4
Oldboy DVD
Domino DVD
The Business DVD
NWA - Straight Outta Compton
Placebo - Once More With Feeling (The Singles)
Radiohead - OK Computer
FFAF - Casually Dressed and Deep In Conversation
Pure Acoustic Moods
and a t-shirt

Hey Village! I went shopping in Oxford too!

I bought the new England away shirt, guess who i saw?  :mrgreen:

Stfc Village?

Le Queen

 :mrgreen:

Nice to see the Sunshine Sheila's out in force today in Town.  8)

I want to get the paddling pool out but my mum says its too early  8)

Sade, your 17

You not allowed to paddle before tea?

Bless  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm young at heart what can I say  :oops:  I love paddling pools. Nothing better than on a hot sunny day, sitting down with your feet in the nice cold water , hat and shades and a pint of coke with lots of ice in and about 5 straws and listening to some shexy tunes.

Oh dear

8)  Thats the life. You should try it.

sade i think you should take up drinking beer and smoking pot.

I don't do drugs, only paracetemol and annadin extra (shit my spellings getting worse isnt it). I also hate beer and larger, its discusting and I don't know anyone can drink it. I drink vodka. I do go out you know  :D  I'm not that much of a mummys girl.

I've already shown her beer, fags and sex. Oo can i say that Sade?

:D  Yes minis the fags bit. You know my thoughts on smoking ralph.

no wonder she dumped you :gay:

:fag:

 :mrgreen:

These new England away shirts are ace, very '66 esque (sp)

I look like like a short, fat Geoff Hurst.

Paddling pools are ace, admittedly preferable when filled with ice and beers, but can't beat 'em. Even better is when you get a massive strip of plastic and bomb it down the garden/park, water slides if you will.

went into town again, bought myself a rather nice hoodie, bought my nephew's birthday pressie, then promptly forgot to get him a card, and the rent i owe my mum. i'm such a fucking doofus!

Get your signature and avatar to fuck.

I'm not getting the new one.

I've still got the red one from last year, and its still in good condition. When I went and got that one in bath my dad embarrassed me big time. I went in and tryed on a mens one because I forgot they did them for women too. Just as I was about to go in the changing room my dad comes running over 'Sadie sadie, I've got you a womans one because its got extra room for the boobies'   :oops:

I have to save up for next seasons swindon shirt anyway, going to get my name on the back this time I thinks  8)

Just been chilling chucking some little nerf missile whistling thing down our road today. Whilst drinking nice cold carlsberg export of course. Getting the hang of the old diving catch with one hand whilst not spilling you're beer, of course beer get's priority over the catch.

Yeah but aren't the ladies ones tight as fuck? You see slappers like Jodie Marsh wearing them.

They fit well I think  8)  Look nice. I like red.

Mr Royal Mail  :mrgreen:

or lezzers that play football

Pollard  8)

Today I went to a seminar at uni and then walked back home and mustered up the courage to go food shopping. So with that done I'm drinking cider in the sun. I can't believe it's been 18 degrees today and not a cloud in the sky. Magic.

I also had a go at learning some guitar solos, but now my fingers are hurting too much so I've stopped  :P

I woke up bout 1.15 with a shocker of a hangover, realising id missed 1 n a half of my lessons at 6th form. went in n moaned how ill i felt n how hot it was, didnt do anythin, went 2 work, n ive jus cracked open a beer

Bloody good day then!

i went to the library again for a few hours today, then into town for a haircut.

tonight i tried a new beer and laughed very hard at green wing (when the green dwarf was stabbed by the heron & the penknife in head) and grumpy old men. this beer is beautiful:

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8% cobra, tasty as hops and has got me tipsy

Preparing yourself for the big game tomorrow OF ?  :D

i was going to crack open this cider but i forgot.

not sure i trust it, it's got 'very strong farm cider' written on the bottle and it smells fucking potent.

i had this next

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then some good ole stella.

cobra  :o  :o  :o  where did you get it ?
 :o  :o  :o

Is that the same Cobra I had copious amounts of in the Raj- i.e. the indian jobby.

Sorry for the messages Whits  :D

racist cunt, fuck off you oxford scummer  :o

I wasn't racist was I  :o

'vowles.....you're a fucking cunt....'

cheers for that dave!!!

no its not dave, same brewer. tha stuf shown by OF is KING cobra (stronger) u jus had cobra.

thats the first time i've seen it in the offie down the road (the glamarous "le chateau")and i jumped at the chance. regular cobra is a top lager but 8% is upmarket tramp juice. i like the spiel on the back of the bottle:

"double fermented to be twice the beer. king cobra is a unique lager specially brewed to be extra smooth. this strong lager is fermented a second time in belgium's world famous rodenbach to bring out all the subtleties and character of its fine ingredients. as a bottle conditioned beer king cobra contrains a natural yeast sediment. serve either perfectly settled or turn gently to impart a siubtle fruity flavour

this noble beer is double fermented but we don't want you seeing double - sip it with respect and share it with friends."

share?

Fucking hell. I'm gonna go on a tour of offies looking for some of that.  Did you turn gently for the subtle fruity flavour?

You should write a review for the tampjuice website.

Awesome album!
Seeing them in 18 days, too  8)

i only read the bottle after i'd already drunk most of it, so i had it as it was which is a shame as i like the sound of the subtle fruity flavour. mind you the cork was quite hard to remove from the bottle so i may have shaken it a bit then. the end of my pint glass did seem rather cloudy though.

as i'm off smoking until after my exams i've really begun to embrace drinking again, and reaping the benefits so far.

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