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Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:53:16
my mrs has a friend round who she knows i despise

and they're watching dirty dancing

and they're commentating on it

and i can hear them through two doors

i want to cry


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:54:24
Who is it bennett? A bassettonian?


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:55:09
yup


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Spud on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:55:33
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

No man should have to watch 'Dirty Dancing', stand your ground lad, go in there with a dvd of 'Scum' and slap it in the disc tray.


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:56:22
i'm not they're in the living room and i'm in the bedroom. there are two doors and about 3 metres separating us  :evil:


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:56:34
Oh! I might know who it is then  :o  Despise them bastards with a few choice 'c' words. I bet its the ginger!


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:56:55
Just piss off down the pub. They won't even notice you're gone due to all of the crappy girly chit chat over the film  8)


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Spud on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:57:31
That's your living room and you're letting 2 women discuss the biggest pile of shite on Film history!, you should be ashamed.


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:57:59
Bang on some hardcore porn action and turn the volume up to the max.


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:58:26
I love that film  :gay:


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: DV on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:59:19
put some music on to drown them out....


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Gelbfüßler on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 17:59:56
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Bang on some hardcore porn action and turn the volume up to the max.


I swear that used to be ace last year, when my house mates parents came round to help them go home for easter etc, and all they can hear is germans shouting and screaming. Porn sounds are ace


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 18:02:16
Quote from: "Karlsruhe_Red"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Bang on some hardcore porn action and turn the volume up to the max.


I swear that used to be ace last year, when my house mates parents came round to help them go home for easter etc, and all they can hear is germans shouting and screaming. Porn sounds are ace


Did something similar in my first year in halls at uni. Last saturday so loads of parents coming to pick people up. My room was just down some stairs from an entrance so banged on the classic sweedish Lust Garden at full volume. fucking ace.


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 30, 2006, 18:06:08
nazired- nah this one's blone

spuddy- i know :9

ben- i'm waiting for them to go out ;)

"my wee was luminous!" is a quote from the friend. they're now in and out of the bedroom telling me how ace it was to veg and watch dirty dancing

someone lend me a gun


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Sade on Monday, May 1, 2006, 06:48:53
Most of my mates love that film  :shock:  I think its the soppiest load of shite I've ever watched. Its so corny I cringed all the way through it when I first watched it whilst my mates sang along. Don't get me wrong though I do like some lovey dovey films just not that one.


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Bennett on Monday, May 1, 2006, 09:33:35
i'm fucking glad i'm moving back to swindon :(


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Spud on Monday, May 1, 2006, 11:18:29
Quote from: "bennett"
i'm fucking glad i'm moving back to swindon :(


Your going to miss all the shooting outside your front door.


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Sussex on Monday, May 1, 2006, 11:27:53
£9.99 says you'll want to move back again within a month. Just ask BrightonRed  :wink:


Title: for fucks sake
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, May 2, 2006, 15:33:09
never gunna happen mate

i just asked her if she ever thought like things never work out how they should.

she replied "er i think i don't like i dunnoi just don't worry like thatand and makr esure i'm doing withat i like need to orsomething and don't worry if it doesn't work out...maybe x"

she's an intelligent lass, doing a uni degree n all. but what the fuck does that mean?!

(background- i ain't a social person so when i try to arrange something i actually want it to happen instead of just faffing about. the last 5/6 times plus my birthday she's fucked me over)