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Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:29:50
Most of you blokes will have learnt this from life experience. I've met a few birds who accept it as well but most are pretty deluded. Still an amusing read though...

http://www.laddertheory.com/


just some mcsamples of the theory..

http://www.laddertheory.com/images/mansladder1.jpg
http://www.laddertheory.com/images/womansladder1.jpg

"Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start haging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane starts fucking an outlaw biker.

Ladder Theory Explanation: Tom met Jane. Tom was immediately placed on the friends ladder. Tom didn't know this. Tom tried to jump ladders. Jane kicked Tom in the head rather than let him on and sent him hurtling to the Abyss below. The oulaw biker was not on her friends ladder (they never are) but rather on her good ladder."


Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:35:06
Seems this ladder theory was written about me, Tom this, Tom that....


Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:38:14
If it is you don't do very well.


Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:39:23
Quite, I always seem to be firmly attached to the 'Friends' ladder! :evil:


Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:39:33
I'm impressed FB....haven't got the first clue what this is about.

 Is it an Exeter thing?


Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 21:50:15
Just some crap I found on the internet and thought was amusing enough to share.

It was first concieved in an exeter. but the CA suggests there's an Exeter in California and and so not the lovely Devon city I'm currently situated within.


Title: The Ladder Theory..
Post by: Amir on Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 22:02:22
What about men that women keep as friends in case of emergency.  Like Chris Rock said, a dick in a glass case :D