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Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 13:58:37
:D http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls :D

Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star!


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:01:25
Dave M Russell = Clown

Hahaha.


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:14:42
if i enter my real name i will be a trained assassin  :shock:

otherwise i'm a stand up comedian  :ha  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:21:12
Kizz = Rabbit Slayer  :twisted:
My real name = Reality TV show star


Title: Re: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:30:18
Quote from: "kizz"
:D http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls :D

Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star!


What is a port star, some sort of cruise entertainment?


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:31:37
Piemonte is a quiz show contestant  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Using my real name I am an alien investigator  8)


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:32:19
Boeta - Internet Hacker
Real Name: Dodgem Driver


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 14:54:25
with my real name apparently i'm a lapdancer, with oxford fan i'm a sewage worker!


Title: Re: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 15:58:47
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "kizz"
:D http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/oa/idealjob.xls :D

Interestingly enough, STFC Bird's ideal job is a port star!


What is a port star, some sort of cruise entertainment?


Port star... could be classed as entertainment I suppose - you do keep lots of sailors very happy! :oops:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFC_Chris on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:15:46
STFC_Chris = "anything except what you are doing now"
My name = Dog walker :(


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:40:40
Town players have some interesting careers ahead of them:

Rhys Evans - office numpty
Sean O'Hanlon - lumberjack
Grant Smith - the job you have now
Matthew Hewlett - head teacher
Steve Jenkins - big game hunter
Sammy Igoe - sewage worker
Rory Fallon - computer nerd
Sam Parkin - trained assassin
Stefani Miglioranzi - sewage worker
David Duke - chef
Jerel Ifil - paeleantologist
Christian Roberts - professional shopper
Andy Nicholas - fluffy bunny trainer
Brian Howard - funeral director
Alan Reeves - dodgem driver
Matthew Haywood - prime minister


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Johno on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 16:46:37
haha im rhys evans in disgusie with my real name.

with Johno: the local in the pub whenever!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 18:20:19
My real name = Professional Football Player!!

Sign me up!!!!


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:02:08
Sussex Red - God  8)


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Whits on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:34:09
Mad Scientist   :-))(  :-))(  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:37:26
Clown, what are the fucking odds  :shock:


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:48:43
Superb!

Stick my name in it doesn't bloody work for me.


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Johno on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:51:21
you have no hope for the future then!


Title: Find your ideal job...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 27, 2005, 19:57:11
dazzza you are a village idiot apparently