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Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 21:59:37
Has to be jogging. Just got back from a 40 min jog thinking i'd burn off a few of those pints I had yesterday. Not a good idea.

DON'T DO IT KIDS!


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: DV on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 22:01:24
...and there was me going to say Michael Pook  :(


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 22:02:45
well its got a close rival at least


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:05:33
I hate running/jogging, its an excersize I just despise because I'm crap at it. Cross county at school was so embarrassing, I was like a tortoise. All the boys used to laugh at me so I scuffed sand in their eyes. I was shit hot at shot put though.
 
The only excersize I like is dance, tennis, pool (yes thats excersize for me too), basketball and netball  8)


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:08:43
Quote from: "Sade"
I was shit hot at shot put though.
Isn't that the sport that hairy, butch German lesbians are good at?


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:10:02
Fuck off village you mong  :D




(I shave my pits three times a week I'll have you know)


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:10:41
Quote from: "Sade"
(I shave my pits three times a week I'll have you know)
Mex won't be happy :D


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:10:42
Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:11:18
Quote from: "Sade"
Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.


i think it's someone who says a word without knowing it's definition


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:11:27
I just do a bit of walking every day and that sorts me out. Although my calves get too tight and my knees start to fuck up. It's my fault, the physio said I have to do stretches but I can't be bothered.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:11:49
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "Sade"
(I shave my pits three times a week I'll have you know)
Mex won't be happy :D


Why does he have a fetish for long under arm hair ?


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:12:07
Quote from: "Sade"
Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mong


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:12:32
Quote from: "bennett"
Quote from: "Sade"
Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.


i think it's someone who says a word without knowing it's definition


 :mrgreen:


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:13:00
It's short for mongoloid. Basically you're saying Village has Down's syndrome


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:14:09
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "Sade"
Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mong


'a mongrel dog; by extension, an idiot', sounds about right  :P


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:14:57
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "Sade"
Whats a mong? I say it, but I'm unsure of the definition.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mong


'a mongrel dog; by extension, an idiot', sounds about right  :P
Fuck off Sade, you mong :D


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:16:17
It's not a dog it's a downs person


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:16:36
Shut up you dong.
 :D


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:17:16
Maybe its a dog with downs?

Ok I'm confused.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:20:56
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All the boys used to laugh at me so I scuffed sand in their eyes


Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Sade"


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:22:50
Quote from: "Devon Red"
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All the boys used to laugh at me so I scuffed sand in their eyes


Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Sade"



  :oops:  I would of kicked a puddle at them, cept I had my best nikeys on.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:23:54
Sade. Is your favourite film 'Excersize Me'

Actually that sounds like a dodgy one


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:24:15
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "Devon Red"
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All the boys used to laugh at me so I scuffed sand in their eyes


Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Sade"



  :oops:  I would of kicked a puddle at them, cept I had my best nikeys on.


 :shock:


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:25:23
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I would of kicked a puddle at them, cept I had my best nikeys on


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

"Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Vicky P"


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:26:11
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Sade. Is your favourite film 'Excersize Me'

Actually that sounds like a dodgy one


What the hell is that about ?


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:27:02
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Sade. Is your favourite film 'Excersize Me'

Actually that sounds like a dodgy one


What the hell is that about ?


it's called grooming


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:27:17
Quote from: "Devon Red"
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I would of kicked a puddle at them, cept I had my best nikeys on


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

"Bloody hell. Note to self "never mess with Vicky P"


Look, back in year 7 everyone had nikeys  :D  you were not cool if you did'nt.

I don't wear trainers anymore.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:28:52
Yeh true. For some reason I was thinking you did this last week or something :oops:
I'll let you off  :wink:


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:31:16
Phewwww  :D


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:32:18
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Sade. Is your favourite film 'Excersize Me'

Actually that sounds like a dodgy one


What the hell is that about ?


You spell exercise differently to what I do. Must be a chav thing.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:35:12
Simon, I am not a chav   :D  I am just a crap speller. Since leaving school I have forgot most things.

wud u raver I spoke lyke dis den.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:41:08
Quote from: "Sade"
Simon, I am not a chav   :D  I am just a crap speller. Since leaving school I have forgot most things.

wud u raver I spoke lyke dis den.


Yes. Just don't type like that.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Amir on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:44:12
When I was a kid Hi-tec's with the tongues out were cool.  Football boots from woolie's and a kit bag that had sport written on it from the market.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 16, 2006, 23:50:45
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When I was a kid Hi-tec's with the tongues out were cool. Football boots from woolie's and a kit bag that had sport written on it from the market


Thats what my parents told me too :wink:


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, April 17, 2006, 00:03:25
Quote from: "Amir"
When I was a kid Hi-tec's with the tongues out were cool.  Football boots from woolie's and a kit bag that had sport written on it from the market.


how much older than me are you? that trend must have lasted a fair while.

mind you, i've always been behind the times.


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, April 17, 2006, 00:04:36
Grolsch bottle tops on trainers when I was at school.    :D


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: Amir on Monday, April 17, 2006, 00:15:43
I'm 26, Sonic.  Run DMC started the craze for fat tongues and Thatcher stole my free milk :D


Title: Worst invention ever.......
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, April 17, 2006, 00:18:20
hmm, i must have been behind the times even in my yoof