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Right okay, this sounds sad, but I'm at a loose end, and Nozza's not online to guide me.  He seems to have been running my life for me recently and he's doing a better job than I did - he got me my first A at uni and the number of a gorgeous red head.  Anyhoo, I got absolutely battered on Friday night and have virtually no memory of the event, though I did wake up at 5am to find this outside my door....:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/walruss/STA7019359.jpg

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I've somehow managed to get this girl's number on my phone.  I think I got it as I was leaving, then deleted it (newish phone) when I got outside, so had accidentally bump into her again outside... :mrgreen:

Anyhoo, I text her yesterday afternoon and she replied with:
"Hey, yeah i remember givin u my number! altho i ws V drunk too! hope u dont feel 2 bad, cant hav a hangover on a nice sunny day like 2day! i'm back home &sittin in the garden. what u up 2? u ok?"

I text her back but she never replied.  Should I text her again, or just cut my losses?  I won't see her again til after Easter as I'm back home now which is fooking annoying.  I'm rubbish at situations like this so I'm enlisting the help of the townend!

if she's ginger leave it. even the killer arse and boobs combo cannot compensate for red hair

Two bits of advice from uncle Santini
1. Wait for her to get in touch ... or not.
2. Make sure the dog that did that turd gets more water to drink.

Hope that helps :wink:

 :mrgreen:

No way bennett - I have a thing for red heads anyway I think....   :|

Santini - it's a human turd....  I'll get on the case.

:|  Thats put me right off my roast dinner has that.

What did you text back with?

who gives a fuck what colour her hair is,long as it aint a blue rinse fucking get in there.

is that a sausage or a turd in the picture?

Im hoping it was "did you leave that Pea's and Shit combo outside my door?"

*R4E makes mental note to avoid Walrus at future games*

Nah, Johno's dumped him now so R4E will need a new pal to have willy fun with.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Si Pi, drops a suttle hint.

I was thinking Larwood would be the perfect candidate actually. Dunno if R4E is down with the whole shemale thing though, you'll have to ask.

I don't think he's fussy.

I don't think it's a sausage....  seeing as it left skidmarks when kicked down the corridor....

I can't remember exactly what I sent back but it was something like "I'm jus unpacking.... fun.  Up to anything fun over Easter" and something about trying to remember last night....  I wish I could remember more from Friday, I keep getting this annoying feeling I made a total cock of myself...!

bung the turd in the freezer and send her this.

sorry about the other night, to cut a long story short im gay, but i would love to fiddle with your arse. i have frozen a turd and im up for some spacedocking, fancy coming over for some intergalactic car park bum fun?

If she resists that then she must be frigid.

I seriously do wonder about certain people on this forum  :shock:

Wonder what? What spacedocking with Mex would be like? I can't say I've ever wondered that myself, but I know what you're like Sade.

:D  Shut it muppet. I wonder if this forum is actually for people with weird sexual fetishes.  Example - shoving frozen turds up someones chuff.

 :shock:  and I can safely say I won't be testing out space docking in the near future thankyou very much. Unlike you pie, who's probably ringing up his misses right now....

I don't have a missis.

Probably why I spend so much time sat around typing bollocks on here

Or..

I don't have a missis.

Because I spend so much time sat around typing bollocks on here

?

It is a vicious cycle. Sadly my lack of funds and my ugly mush have kept me indoors for quite some time.

You sound like shrek.

:o  Harsh Sade!

Anyway, I've seen pictures, and no he doesn't look like Shrek!  :D

Sade's attempts to get hooked up with some forum cock are so transparent. She's even trying to woo fatbury  :o

:mrgreen:  Fack off. I'm bored.
I'm a married woman anyway. Me and jonny are very happy together. I'm going to be in his next movie.

Is that the Status Quo one he always goes on about?

haysie will do anything.....and i know.

 :?

:o  First gay couple on the forum ?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :shock:  :?

Johno I turned you down. Get over it.

*COUGH, COUGH*

I drove all the way to your house to sit and look at a turd on a tray of peas all morning   :|

Still sore then?

:mrgreen:

I always wondered if Walrus cut her loose or not.

:) forgot about the whole walrus spacedocking a ginger thread, wondered what happened? walrus spill the beans