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Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 17:16:56
Have decided to go back on their decision to remove the subtitle service from their channels.

This was after receiving hundreds of deaf threats.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 17:20:14
Liking it. Its one of those jokes that you don't want to find funny but kind of do.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 17:37:41
What do you do after you butt fuck a dumb girl?

Chop off her fingers so she can't tell anyone  :|


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: walrus on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 17:55:22
Gaahahaha that's brilliant!!   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What's the definition of sick?

Fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 17:56:07
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Sade on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 19:16:48
:shock:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 20:04:43
how do circumcise a guy from bristol?

kick his sister in the jaw  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 22:11:59
how do you stop a muslim drowning?

take your foot off his head


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, March 31, 2006, 07:23:05
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 31, 2006, 08:56:04
How to you teach a spastic to swim?

Put a £1 coin in his shirt pocket


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:14:01
Good work, kids... :D


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: FlashGordon on Friday, March 31, 2006, 10:13:46
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 31, 2006, 14:34:02
How can Brizzle boys tell if their sister is on ?











Because their Dads' cock taste's wierd !


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, March 31, 2006, 15:44:25
What's the worst thing about raping a four year old?





getting the blood out of your clown costume.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 31, 2006, 15:47:29
What's the best thing about fucking twenty one year olds?

There are 20 of them


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, March 31, 2006, 15:56:52
Thats just wrong.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 31, 2006, 15:58:00
Did you hear the one about the parrot?

No me neither.


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 31, 2006, 16:28:57
What does a Welshman call a sheep tied to a lamp post? 








A leisure centre


Title: BBC and ITV
Post by: Sade on Friday, March 31, 2006, 16:32:51
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork







Kermit the frogs finger

 :shock: