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£50 sat in my PayPal account that I must have forgotten about and now I've just saved £25 as my driving instructor has had to cancel.

I feel the urge to go out and spend my new found wealth on a pair of trainers as I've got to start god damn kick boxing next week.  It was that or combat boxing (read street fighting) and I'm to gay for that and don't want my hair ruffled.

What little plus has brightened your day I ask?

I have just had a fag, that has brightened my day  :D

Neighbours will be on soon  :D

and cut your lifespan a little more,hardly something to make you happy.give up

shut up!

we all know its killing us and we just dont care.

we look cooler than you.

Bit like drinking, eating fatty foods etc etc. They all make you feel great but do you harm.

Still make you feel great though  :D

I don't smoke at work but I really miss the smoke rooms.

 Been in the current one once and it's full of newspapers, magazines and always the source of gossip and viscious rumour mongering.

Plus it's where the cool cats hang.    :(

i smoked for years then realised what a twat i was and quit.women that smoke look like slappers to me.

nothing worse then ex smoker whining on :D

I give up at least twice a month

i dont give a shit really,and aint anti smoker.just think its daft to smoke

Your allowed to smoke at work aren't you Yeovil?

I'd love to flip a smoke in my mouth and spark up after walking through the front door of our offices.

Cold beer & smoke = perfection  8)

Something thats brightened my day........ errrrrrrr

I dont have much work to do? nothing else good has happened :cry:

sure am,wish i wasnt really as it would make giving up alot easier.

the boredom of a 12 hour night shift generally leads to the smoking of 20 fags and enough caffiene to make an Elephant jittery.

no wonder you cant sleep

well not really I dont drink much coffee when im off work and smoke much less.

stopping smoking did not stop making yourself look a twat mate !

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That's about 4 cups in 8hrs for me.

I bet that's a fucker to try and quit, have you tried switching to cigars?

That's what my old man did years ago and then eventually phased them out altogether.  A cigar would make you look distinguished and wealthy as well.

i found giving up cannabis much harder than giving up fags,and struggled to get to sleep for weeks

my aunt smoked 40 a day was an alcoholic and lived to 92. i have that to look forward too

fuck off nob chops

Grandfather = 60 a day - 88.  He was old school when smoking was compulsory and wasn't giving up for love nor money.

If you think I am a slapper then I think you are a C>U>N>T

oh and women that swear

yes tried that,having cigars when out on the beer it sort of worked in that you can buy cigars 1 at a time in the pub so dont wake up with half a packet of fags in your pocket that cry out to be smoked.

As for coffee I drink anything up to 10 strong cups if im feeling knackered.Ive started drinking green teas a bit more know though,its tastes like dish water but is supposed to be better for you.Still on about 5 coffees though.

don't really give a fuck to be cunting well honest

i was generallising.but foul mouthed girls with a fag in hand.yuk
not my kind of chick,but each to their own

In my experience the amount of fags a girl smokes is directly proportionate to her ability in sucking dick :wink:

exactly piemonte.  Giving good head is all that matters, if I stop for a second and say, "you can deep throat me later you cunt", who cares

a smoker would be worse as they'd get out of breath quicker :wink: tobbaco flavoured cock,mmmmm

I don't do out of breath blow jobs, you can still breathe out of your nose aswell as have a mouthful

Surely that would depend on how far you can take cock down your throat?

At a guess......

Smokers give better head as they are more used to bad tastes and smells :D  :agree:

agree they stink and probably cant cook :wink:

Correct! :D

That is right,  :D  pieface.  Also nice to have a fag straight after to take the taste of cock sick out of your mouth.

I can cook by the way

you sound a lovely girl

I am, ask sussex  :D

a little bit of sick came into my mouth when i read that :chunder:

you always have a little bit of sick in your mouth these days

and that means??????

i've not smoked for a while, which is very good for me. i feel alot better for it too, although that could just be psychological.

just bought my mate a cake for her birthday, it better be nice at £25.

I remember you saying that in another thread not too long ago  :D

why and how would you know what your cock tastes like?

i saw a good film today and went to a lovely independent cinema in oxford. i think i've found a new home.

which cinema was that, sonic?

cowley rd? jericho?

Its hardly unexpected, but its Friday afternoon just had a couple of pints at lunch and I'm on a mission to do fuck all til 5, at which point I'm getting pissed :beers:  :beers:  :beers:

today is a good day :D

I just been down pub with reading fans, gloating.  Still got a pint of stella outta one  :D oh and 5 fags

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5 fags and a pint of Stella

fuck off. cunt  :x

ooooooooooohhhhh touchy :D

WOMEN: KNOW YOUR LIMITS - DONT DRINK STELLA

soapy tit wank

more stella i drink the more soapy tit wanks I give

As I suspecteed. A pint of stella and birdy is anyone's :wink:

how do you think I ended up with sussex  :wink:

fair comment :wink:  :D

only joking sussex

fine  :D

Bit of a fuck up on my part in hindsight  :D

That's right........why?   :wink:

the phoenix on walton street, jericho.

although we accidentally went to the ultimate picture house in cowley. after all, it is next door to phoenix motors which could be a bit confusing...especially if you're all stoned.