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Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:35:25
seem to be a few polls going on at the moment. We've got a lot in common. he bleeds red wine and I drink it. So I guess that makes me some sort of jesus vampire, surely that means I win.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Maidenhead Red on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:36:24
I reckon you would win, but he might get his dad after you.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:38:19
I voted Jesus.

Jesus loves........


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 23:57:19
I'm voting Jesus because turns water into wine. Without him Flammable Ben would cease to exist.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:11:03
I think I explained me drinking jesus' blood in my original statement. but your vote is yours sipie. Someone else voted for me so I'm still winning.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:13:08
But Jesus would know about your evil plans to drink his blood because god would tell him so he can get rid of the wine then. I dunno, it seemed logical at the time. I do think you're a swell guy Ben, but in my eyes Jesus  walks on water.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 00:17:35
Yeah jesus can walk on water but I can swim. Who's gonna win if there is a big wave?


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: danny121 on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 01:08:17
Moses had a technocoloured rain coat, hes the real king in this equation.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 01:38:09
Jesus wasn't half as cool :D


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 12:00:00
If we're all god's children, what makes Jesus so special?


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 12:02:13
If we're all God's children then we are all insestual. That's what worries me  :?


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 12:29:29
I vote Jebus.

he died for our sins you know :|


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 12:47:54
Quote from: "Piemonte"
I vote Jebus.

he died for our sins you know :|
We'll all die from our own sins eventually. Or Bush & Blairs.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 12:49:29
I hope the amount of sinning isnt directly proportionate to life expectancy :shock:


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 14:34:47
Jesus, because if there was no son of God there wouldn't be Easter eggs or Christmas.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 14:41:09
meh, I'm loosing. Bet could take on Moses and Mohammed at the same time. Not sure about Noah, didn't he live for like a million years>


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 15:56:37
yeh, he was a old guy.


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 16:06:59
900 or something. good going


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: Rossi on Thursday, March 30, 2006, 16:17:44
Anyone hear Karl Pilkingtons theory on how Noahs ark worked on the latest podcast?


Title: flammableben vs. Jesus
Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 31, 2006, 09:25:06
You have to pay for them now, don't you?