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Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:00:49
To call your fella a Pussy Pressure Washer  :D


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:01:58
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Liking the avatar by the way....


Title: Re: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:03:46
Quote from: "STFCBird"
To call your fella a Pussy Pressure Washer  :D



Totally wrong, think about the poor lads feelings,he is not a lump of meat .


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:04:38
I'd be deeply offended. I'd give her a slap then chuck her back in the kicthen to make me a brew and something to eat :wink:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:05:09
This would depend a lot on the blokes ability to mimic a pressure washer I suppose?  They could just be a pussy bucket and sponge man, or a pussy chapstick?


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Compo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:05:32
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:08:28
That is fucking harsh, you cunt  :|


Title: Re: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:09:07
Quote from: "Foggy"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
To call your fella a Pussy Pressure Washer  :D



Totally wrong, think about the poor lads feelings,he is not a lump of meat .


Why is it wrong when it is only his meat I am after  :wink:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:09:27
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Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:11:11
all is fair in love and porn


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:13:13
Does this revelation mean its the only washing you recieve down there?

fuck me, it must be like Grimsby docks :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:14:51
What? lots of fishermen emptying their loads?



Rob exits the room with an axe firmly planted in his spine contemplating whether he should have ever waded into this thread.


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:16:51
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

it gets a good hosing at least once a week ha ha


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:18:08
Quote from: "RobertT"
What? lots of fishermen emptying their loads?



Rob exits the room with an axe firmly planted in his spine contemplating whether he should have ever waded into this thread.


can I call you captain japseye?


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:19:00
Whateve floats your boat Birdy? I'm easy....


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:20:50
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:21:40
Quote from: "RobertT"
I'm easy....


You two have something in common Rob!


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:22:52
there really needs to be a Hand bag emoticon  :wink:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:23:49
Wrong Answer  :)


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:24:03
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "RobertT"
I'm easy....


You two have something in common Rob!


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Quote from: "STFCBird"
there really needs to be a Hand bag emoticon  :wink:


for blackcurrant?


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:38:38
I don't own a hand bag, Pieface.


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:47:23
Hand bags and Man bags are definitely different  :D


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:49:19
yeah, whatever.

I have a man bag. Its called "my pockets" :)


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:52:16
I sometimes give my man bag a little shuffle with my hand....or has the conversation changed.


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:52:25
not your sacks?


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:53:30
Quote from: "RobertT"
I sometimes give my man bag a little shuffle with my hand....or has the conversation changed.


 :D  dont we all Rob, dont we all.


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:55:11
Not all men use a glory hole to shoot their load through  :|


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:56:29
It's rude not to.  Man Bags require a lot of love an attention (scrubinr, rubbing)  to maintain them and come in a variety of sizes.  They can have quite a good capacity as well.  I personally wouldn't take mine out in public though, and certainly wouldn try and carry it over my shoulder!


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:57:53
My reply was for Pie, but works equally well for Birdy's post as well I think.


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:59:41
I am more than satisfied mr T


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:01:24
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Not all men use a glory hole to shoot their load through  :|


I'm much more indiscrimante than that birdy :D

Quote from: "RobertT"
It's rude not to.  Man Bags require a lot of love an attention (scrubinr, rubbing)  to maintain them and come in a variety of sizes.  They can have quite a good capacity as well.  I personally wouldn't take mine out in public though, and certainly wouldn try and carry it over my shoulder!


I think your man bag requires more use if you can sling it over your shoulder! :D


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:02:50
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I am more than satisfied mr T


I do find that is a problem with my better half as well, always satisfied.  There should always be a desire for more action in my book!


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:03:10
Quote from: "RobertT"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I am more than satisfied mr T


I do find that is a problem with my better half as well, always satisfied.  There should always be a desire for more action in my book!


if you can throw it over your shoulder she is probably sore



I have missed forum filth  :beers:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:07:55
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Not all men use a glory hole to shoot their load through  :|


I'm much more indiscrimante than that birdy :D

Quote from: "RobertT"
It's rude not to.  Man Bags require a lot of love an attention (scrubinr, rubbing)  to maintain them and come in a variety of sizes.  They can have quite a good capacity as well.  I personally wouldn't take mine out in public though, and certainly wouldn try and carry it over my shoulder!


I think your man bag requires more use if you can sling it over your shoulder! :D


Mine gets regular emptying I can assure you, things go stale in man bags without being emptied on a daily basis at least.  Instruction of use suggest getting the help of a least one female with this task but does say doing it alone should provide similar results.


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:08:29
I have a friend who calls his belly button the "Bird bath of love"


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:09:09
Quote from: "Foggy"
I have a friend who calls his belly button the "Bird bath of love"


Thats just sick.  I mean, do they get people to wade in it?


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 15:09:25
Quote from: "Foggy"
I have a friend who calls his belly button the "Bird bath of love"


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:46:57
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats fucking awesome...


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:50:29
What does everyone mean by a man-bag?  If it's what I think it is I won't be bringing my Ted Baker example to any games, but I only realised today when my flatmate pissed himself on seeing my shoulder bag.....   :|


Title: Is it wrong.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 17:18:31
I think shoulder bag sums it up Walrus. It's like the bigger brother of a hand bag.