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Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 12:36:19
From today's Daily record

Why did King Kong Join the Army?


He wanted to learn about gorilla warfare.

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Why did the guy drink wax from candles?

For light refreshment.

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What part of a football field smells

The scenter spot

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Why did the football pitch end up a triangle?

Someone took a corner.


 :|


Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 12:46:20
why are you reading the daily record? isnt that a scottish paper? :?


Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 12:54:02
Eric Sabin is the New Thierry Henry ... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:07:18
What's orange and sounds like a parrott.?
A Carrott.


Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 13:17:05
Quote from: "Piemonte"
why are you reading the daily record? isnt that a scottish paper? :?


I read my work mates paper at lunch - she is scottish  :|  officially worse than the sun


Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 14:01:58
Whats pink and hard ?








A pig with a flick knife


Title: Worst Jokes ever.........
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, March 29, 2006, 16:12:43
Why aren't there any headaches in the jungle?






Parrots eat em all