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Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 02:35:21
sorry about grammar/spelling errors. Just like to point out that with all the current anti-board stuff, I think that devlin is doing a superb job.


Dear diary,
   I think I'm addicted to willie's coffee, I managed two days without drinking it, but I caved this afternoon. I'm still waiting for the sample to get back from the lab, not hopefull though, I think this is worse than the coke addiction I had back in the eighties. If the horse milk comes back as an unregistered drug then maybe we could start to serve it as an additive to the county ground food. I've already started research into making cheese out of the milk. Hopefully the cheese burgers can create a massive strain of new revenue. Definitely any part-time fans who have one will want to come back.

On Thursday I tried to continue the unofficial council meetings. I took them to the steam in old town. Unfortunately the councillors saw the range of ales going on, we were in that small bit with the ale bar. They decided to go for the lot. There was only about twelve pints (including the standard lagers, bitters and ciders), but yet again I remained the only one left. I actually joined in this time. I think that taking a flask of the coffee helped me to stay sober-ish.

I noticed that Ed Hadwin was hiding under my desk yesterday. I guess he's looking for a story. Fair shout to him, I do try and give him the accidental kick every so often whilst still pretending he's not there. Useful to have people like that if you want to 'accidentally' leek a news story. He is starting to smell a bit though. I'll kick him out if nothing interesting happens in the next few days. Jon Ritson was more imaginative, he tried dressing up as sandy gray. Might have worked if he looked more like a man.


Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 03:04:33
Haha class. The bit about Jon Ritson is superb  :mrgreen:


Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 08:02:59
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I think this is worse than the coke addiction I had back in the eighties

 :shock:
 Class as usual FB :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 08:30:32
:D


Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 09:33:43
Brilliant  :D


Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 22, 2006, 01:39:57
I only vaguely remember writing that. I'm a genius when I'm drunk.


Title: Devlin's diary - Mon 20th March.
Post by: STFCere on Wednesday, March 22, 2006, 14:33:30
fantastic stuff you should get published!