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Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, March 20, 2006, 11:03:17
Having recently lost my job (a cause for celebration :beers: ), I have decided to strike out on my own and go into business myself and after speaking with a friend in England he informed me that if I am able to put together a suitable business plan then he had wealthy contacts which he can approach for funding of a project, and I mean alot of money (Starting from around 1 million squid). The project will be along the lines of a hotel, SPA resort which will not be big but luxurious. When presenting the business plan I would like the project to have something else, such as a theme or facility that will make it stand out from the rest so..............

Get finking and gimme some idea's innit!!!
(No sleaze please)


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 20, 2006, 11:14:58
Golf course. Never fails.


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 20, 2006, 11:19:46
Fly me over to look at the site, and i'll come up with some ideas...


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Asher on Monday, March 20, 2006, 11:37:56
Out of curiosity, is the site in england or bangkok


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Batch on Monday, March 20, 2006, 11:41:38
Ignoring the no sleaze,

"Sucky fucky,  $4.99, I love you long time".  Not as catchy as "five dolla" but cheaper than the competition (so i'm told).

If you don't have anything sensible to say, share it with the TEF'rs

Good luck with the venture. Sorry to hear about the job. If I think of anything sensible it'll be a miricle.


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 20, 2006, 16:10:09
English theme pub on the resort. Never fails to bring those British punters in  :|


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, March 20, 2006, 16:18:57
What Si Pie said, if you can bare to stand the English.


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 20, 2006, 17:12:30
English themed pub Hmmm.....That needs to include a pie menu, booze obviously, footy on the tvs, kareoke and Decorated in english footy shirts and flags  :D  I love Bars like that abroad, makes me feel so at home!


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 20, 2006, 17:14:22
Can't forget a bit of Only Fools and Horses on the box as well. It's just like England but with sun  :-))(


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 20, 2006, 17:15:54
Ah yes, and a gurt big picture of del boy behind the bar  :D


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:10:23
Gurt?! I told you, i don't know what that means...


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:11:27
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Gurt?! I told you, i don't know what that means...


Bloody wurzels  :roll:


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: DiV on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:14:24
build a football stadium and we will re-locate  :D


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:15:53
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Gurt?! I told you, i don't know what that means...


Bloody wurzels  :roll:


 :mrgreen:  Fuck off. I've heard swindonians say it too sooo THERE!

Don't call me a wurzel either, I fucking hate them.


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:16:49
Where are you planning on building Bangkok?

Private beach is always a winner!  

No idea and all but I always though the hospitality industry in Thailand was a bit cut throat?


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:22:22
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Gurt?! I told you, i don't know what that means...


Bloody wurzels  :roll:


 :mrgreen:  Fuck off. I've heard swindonians say it too sooo THERE!

Don't call me a wurzel either, I fucking hate them.


The first time I heard that word was when you first wrote it on here.


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 20, 2006, 18:25:12
Ah.....


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 16:28:45
What about a casino with bikini clad croupiers?


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 16:29:59
What about a restaurant where the waitresses are fit and have Big Tits, you could call it Hooters?......oh  :?


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 17:23:54
Build the World's Largest Brothel.


Title: Bright Ideas please!!!
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 19:41:07
A swindon town themed cocktail bar !!  :D  Fabulous.