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I am so nervous at doing this ,but i've been rumbled by DV and i think its only fair the rest of you know.Just please don't hate or ban me :cry: ,i love coming on here and posting my boring crap.I especially love the fact that it doesn't matter that i'm a minger and a social freak,the only thing that matters is i'm a Swindon Town supporter and as such that means my opinions count.
Sorry especially to the cricket forum lot Spuddy,Johno,Fats etc.I never ment to mislead any of you on here it just kind of happened but that isn't really an excuse i guess.Everyone just assumed i was a bloke and i let you,i don't really know why :shake: .
Anyway thats all,thats the secret :oops: .Just please don't ban me,i'm still the same Larwood :cry:
 :hide:

You're a bird?

Fucking hell  :D

Pictures...

:shock:  :o

*Awaits Fatbury's pervy come-on...*

:grin:

:shock:  Fucking Hell, really?  :o

:shock:

I knew it..  8)  :-))(

quality!

excellent another bird I can talk cricket with  :D

well, just for the record sometimes compo isn't always compo. infact most of the time it's me his wife. your right larwood at the end of the day all that matters is we're all town suppoters. p.s i went to edgbaston 2 c england aus in the ashes.....quality!!!!!

what the hell is happening here! Compo ought to sort this out now.

this forum is like jerry fuckin springer

I AM mickey Hazzard was god

well you can't have 2 usernames with one email add. what's a girl supposed to do!!!!???? :roll:

:mrgreen:  Yay another girl! This can only mean one thing.....we now Have to have a section for the women of the forum. Its only fair.

Great, you, Birdy, compo's missus, Lady and Sussex Red can keep your make up tips confined to one area.

So if hubby is Compo, does that make you Nora Batty ?

since when do I talk about make up, infact when do any of us talk about make up.

Larwood's excessive use of smileys makes so much sense now......... :D

The countdown to PM's from fatbury has begun.........

Calm down it's just an expression. PMT?  :wink:

Larwood if he does start pm-in you, ask sue for advice  :D

Nah, its no cock for a week thats got her so narked :D

Why does it take a woman with PMT 4 hours to cook a small chicken?

BECAUSE IT JUST FUCKING DOES!!!!!!!!

yeah  :twisted:  :wink:

     


no way, i'm no way near as good looking as she is!!!!!!!!

so larwood do you like cock or bush

We don't need to talk about make up really. Just men and ladys problems  :D

i knew it!

oi sade its your birthday shouldnt you be out sniffing glue or something?

Oh no,  Girl Power is spreading along thetownend.


(anyone more confessions)

Get yourself an email address?  :shrug:

not that i can tell u lot just yet. i dont know u all well enough

You know me so well it scares me....... :D

Larwoods a bird, well I never. Do you like it in the bum?

Larwood,Is there grass on the wicket? .....Sorry it had to be asked

I always thought you were a gay fella :D

Who Me ? :shock:

I would agree with that  :wink:

Phew,wipes sweat from brow,i'm still on here :D I would like to reiterate my apologies because its been a very shite thing to do,and i should have outed myself sooner.I'm still bricking it over how Spuddy,Johno and Fats are going to take it though because they are my cricket forum mates.Don't hate me you guys just because i have a uterus :(

I always thought Larwood was a girl anyway. Had to be either female or gay really. Don't worry, it's hardly a banning offence. :)

Erm, didn't you confess this earlier? I'd always assumed Larwood was a lad then seemed to remember reading a post in which you fessed up to being a girl ages ago so I've been assuming that ever since. Or am I suffering from some kind of wierd deja-vu?

 :) Cheers Ben,it did worry me though,i mean it is a bit of a crap thing to do.I've never really lied i just haven't been completely honest :wink:.Still i feel embarrassed by it all. Lying wench that i am :oops:

No ive never fessed up before.That was when i had a Morrissey song title[The girl least likely too] for a signature,and i think Village went on about it.Bless him :)

Don't worry, i'm not really a blackcurrant... we all bend the truth slightly, see?

How dare you be Female and like Cricket!, and to think i was going to invite you round to cook Wild Boar on a camp fire.

I'll have some of that Spuddy, the bird can make the marshmallows.

Does this mean you dont look like a young Christopher Biggins with a cravat :(

I demand the pretence is carried on!

Lets delete the thread.

And fetch the Beer!  :beers:

Larwood it doesnt matter what sex you are , you are part of the Town End Family :beers:

Shut it,you muppet  :)

damn you and your uterus to hell.  :x  :x  :x

and your fallopians for that matter. :x  :x  :x

 :wink:

i'm just pleased that my suspicions have been confirmed, i never thought you were a bloke.

now, where's the ban button?

That explains why larwood didnt have a clue how to get the signature working.  :mrgreen:

 :nod:  Agreed!We are all supporters of Swindon Twon f.c and that is all that matters.Spuddy seems alright with it too? :D
In answer to a few questions.
-Dave M Russell;control yourself young man,there will be no pictures as i've already admited to being a minger.Posting a picture would make it worse :( Although i am in the Yeovil picture,Dv knows who i am ask him,unless the sly bastard has been bluffing me :-))(  :)
-A make up forum seems a bit much,maybe a shopping one instead?Not just for us girls,Legget could talk about his latest trainers and Dave Blackcurrant could talk about his man bag :wink:
-Fatbury can p.m me if he likes,because i like the bloke :)
-Mexico,the sight of you and Yeovil in the flesh on Saturday has got me seriously thinking about the benefits of muff munching :wink: Tbh i look like a dyke anyway :) .

How did DV85 find out? And why are you his Stalker?

I aint bothered who you are tbh.  8)

Because i sit near him and still remained anonymous and it worried him :twisted: .He found out because i stood near him on Saturday and then like a tool i admited to being in the picture on the forum :doh: Bit obvious :-))(

Am i 'King of the Manbag' yet?

You should be  :king: of the Man Bag.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ah ha no way! surely isn't it bad thinking that everyone thought you were a guy....

seeing as you're from diddy, you didn't go to DGS did you?

How about posting the Yeovil picture your in?

 :soapy tit wank: Fantastic point Johno!
Although it seems lots of people thought i was either gay or a girly :)

i guess so....always thought you were a guy. didn't think you were gay either. im sure everyone is happy your a girl though. for obvious reasons.

yeh, picture from yeovil would be nice.  8)

Yes i did,its an all girls school for those that are interested :)
No and i'm not really a girl,sadly i'm not young enough to be described as a girl :(

i thought you were my age :?

i know a few people who were at DGS, hence my asking

I think she's 25?

Don't you remember a while back when i was able to get on the internet during a weekend,you were trying to guess my age?I admited i was 25 :( Too old for you lot.

i don't remember what happened last week, let alone that  :D

there's more people over 20 on this forum than under 20, hey at least you're younger than birdy.

I wanked one off over a comment you posted once, at least now i know im normal :beers:

 :?

I may be old but a) can still out run you, b) I throw a fucking good punch so I would shut up with the cheek  :wink:

You better leave Birdy alone mister,or we'll have you.The sister hood will not be denied :wink:

I really don't know what to say about that......

Bloody hell I feel violated.   :|

Ace, what a great confession.

Walrus, you are still the king of confessions, although admittidly this is up there  8)

It must be worse for poor DV though :) .

Not compared to some of your stories Walrus :wink:

ah so you were the fuckin butch dyke staring at us on saturday, yeovil thought you were pat butcher, i thought you looked more fatimaesque. we both joked about wanking on your face then punching it when we had finished so that we would be doing you a favour, you should have said hello its the kind of stuff that dreams are made of.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Perhaps Larwood was once a man....? Can't believe no-one has thought of that!

Change the username to haley cropper

On another note, i would guess DV is quite relieved, and possibly excited about his stalker not having a cock...

i found a pic of larwood

http://www.logoonline.com/sitewide/promoimages/b/butch_mystique/70x70.jpg

I'm not under any illusions about my lack of looks you bastard Mex :cry: ,its the reason why i've never wanted to out myself before :P
If i looked like some sort of page three model i doubt i'd bother with Swindon at all,i'm sure i would have found somehting else to do with my time.We all have crosses to bare,mines being ugly i'm afraid :shrug: And i've mentioned at least twice that i'm a minger.

Out of respect to the great man.....could you change your user name to Mrs Larwood?

Gadget, Morse and Clouseau ain't got shit on me 8)

it reminds me of that time i paid for that girl in thailand but got learnt by a lady boy.... :|










(thats not true btw  :D)







blimey, thats all i have to say

oooo i know who you are btw..well i'm 99.5% sure  :king:

Post said pic, with a big red circle please :D

Is this thread a big wind up?  :?

I had fun reading that  :soapy tit wank:

Well as we're going with confessions....

I'm not actually in Hanson  :(

lies.....

evreybody knows who i am............well most people on here do anyway

The only female I can see that is stood just in front of DV is in the first picture. Shortish blonde hair?

Bless larwood! Calling herself a minger, don't be so harsh on yourself girl! Nobodys perfect and I'm sure your not that ugly. :D  Your bootiful because you support the town.

fuck sake tails get over the hanson joke, its not even funny and u use it all the friggin time man

you grooming her already?  my side of the bed ain't cold yet  :(

I use it all the time?!

You're an idiot.

i'm still black

incase you were wondering like

now that is a bannable offence

I still look like Gary Elkins too :|

Sup Beyonce?. 8)

Unless you were pissed,i would imagine you do know :) .I was sat behind you when you came to the top of the Nationwide league stand with DV.

 :shake:  No its true,it is a bit hard to prove though i guess :)

Your so sweet Sade,cheers mate :D Thanks to everyone else as well :D ,i should have outed myself a lot earlier.Oh and for the record i don't look like Pat Butcher,though so what if i did :P  :)

Without wanting to sound rude,but are you nearly black or really black?

Dex is the blackest mate I have, actually he is only invited along in case we get done for racial hatred, got way out we thought!

I actually think this is a great wind up by larwood, unless they post a picture

How many times must i say it Asher :) It isn't a wind up!!!!!!! :shake:
Don't start getting all excited over what i look like either, it will truly disappoint you :(

Trust me I am not that bothered, your into cricket im not, theres where it stops.  Thank you

ps - im not an internet sex pest no matter what those horrible people at thaibrides.com say

You can never tell. Dont ever sell yourself short .You fooled us over your sexuality so who is saying that you are not a stunner ?

I'm going to go off on one now :-))( :)  But this is why i've never admitted to being a lady/woman/girl before.Because it all comes down to what i look like,now i feel like i'm going to be judged not on what i say or think but on what i look like :( Its alright for blokes,no one will think any less of you because you make the Elephant man look good or whatever,but if your female it seems to matter so much :cry: .
Phew ,sorry about all that,had to get it off my [very small] chest :) Can we just get over it now and everyone carry on as normal,please can you all go back to ignoring me now :)

Who are ya ,who are ya  :D  No worries,tis all forgotten.

Trouble is Larwood, that this forum is mainly populated by young blokes and as theres only 4 or 5 birds on here in total, a new girly is always going to get attention and comments.

I wouldn't worry about it to be honest (dont mean this to sound harsh) but I couldnt give a flying fuck what you look like.

Agreed Pie

and don't forget that half of the blokes on here are ugly cunts anyway  :D

...not me though. The Dennis Taylor look is soooooo the look for 2006 :D

On an unrelated matter I'm going to stab Dave M Russell :twisted:

Yeah i know,sorry you lot :oops: .Trust me :-))( ,i've only been out for a day and i'm already sounding like some PMT fuelled bunny boiler.Fucking prat that i am :) .I'll go and hang about the cricket forum where i belong :dance:

ace :P thats awsome. nice one.

Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh oh oh mama. Uh Oh Uh Oh Uh Oh oh mama.
 8)

Who would have thought that some person gets 8 or 9 pages of amazement that someones actually a girl. Who cares? Sorry, but this forum is really going down hill.

larwood, ill fuck you even if you are a pig

 :soapy tit wank:  :kisskiss:
I've calmed down since this morning :oops: ,i'm still the same dullard i was before just a different gender.

Everyone except you, apparently.

jealousy??

Yawn... fucking hell, why bother...?

:D Im not a girl by the way Marie.

Just in case you were worried.

No, but I wish you fucking were...   :kisskiss: