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Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 05:43:58 ...was about 30mins ago...
finished work, bowl into the work carpark, waltz over to the motor and i notice some olvely colleague of mine has parked his nice shiney audi A4 so close to my car theres no way in hell i can get in through my drivers-side door. angry james. i had reverse-parked, but he'd parked nose-first, so his drivers door was facing mine, theres no way he could've got out without smacking my car. so i got in the passenger side, climbed over, and i might have accidentily smacked my drivers door into his :roll: (1987 mazda 323 worth about £500 Vs. fairly new audi A4 worth £5k+, it'll devalue his car more than mine :D ) some people really are inconsiderate cunts. Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 05:54:32 I bet the cunt works in Distribution. :-))(
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 05:58:22 whereever he works, i hope he enjoys his lovely red scratch on his black car!
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 06:06:13 Thats harsh im going to put your name up on the notice board with the words
"this cunt scratched your car!" :mrgreen: Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 06:07:49 and i'll write underneath "and is willing to park your car for you as you obviously cant do it you cunt' :D woop
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 06:10:14 How can you write when he's broke both your arms?.
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 08:44:27 I have the same problem at my work. Coz I am normally there first I park right at the end making sure I leave plenty of room, but this stupid bint in a people carrier still parks so close to me I can't open my door. I stuck chewing gum to her wing mirror on monday
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:15:57 I have keyed 2 cars and put one windscreen through in my lifetime. Only one of these was deliberate.
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:20:39 My car has been keyed, for no reason at all. Bastards.
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:21:48 You probably deserved it 8)
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:27:12 if i ever caught anyone keying my car they better fucking prey they can run faster than me.
same goes for someone trying to steal it. in our little estate i was up early one sunday and i saw a lad walking around with one glove on which had a screwdriver stuffed in it. he was up and down the car park having a look until he saw me at the window. i politely waved and told him to fuck off. i'd even gone and put my trainers on just incase he tried stealing a car. i fucking hate cunts like that Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:33:29 If they had stolen you're car, they'd probably get away :?
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:34:26 Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things:
1. another mans bird 2. another mans pint 3. another mans car good advice :beers: Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:35:25 it would take them at least 5 mins to get in etc which in that time i would have taken my baseball bat and smashed them round the head with it
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:36:55 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things: 1. another mans bird 2. another mans pint 3. another mans car good advice :beers: first one isn't true. it should be your best mates bird. touching birds of blokes you don't know is ok Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 10:37:29 Quote from: "magicroundabout" it would take them at least 5 mins to get in etc which in that time i would have taken my baseball bat and smashed them round the head with it :D ace Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Compo on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 11:47:34 i know who's car that is, and just for the record he doesn't work in dist, he works on deliveries!!!!!
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 11:56:00 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things: 1. another mans bird 2. another mans pint 3. another mans car good advice :beers: first one isn't true. it should be your best mates bird. touching birds of blokes you don't know is ok Mate's bird is fine too... you only live once, etc etc. Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: DMR on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 11:56:43 Mate's sister is better (ask carver) :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 15:52:23 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things: 1. another mans bird 2. another mans pint 3. another mans car good advice :beers: So touching another man's cock is okay? :shock: Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 15:58:36 Quote from: "magicroundabout" if i ever caught anyone keying my car they better fucking prey they can run faster than me. same goes for someone trying to steal it. in our little estate i was up early one sunday and i saw a lad walking around with one glove on which had a screwdriver stuffed in it. he was up and down the car park having a look until he saw me at the window. i politely waved and told him to fuck off. i'd even gone and put my trainers on just incase he tried stealing a car. i fucking hate cunts like that :mrgreen: Ace. Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 16:33:51 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Interestingly my old man told me you never touch 3 things: 1. another mans bird 2. another mans pint 3. another mans car good advice :beers: I So like touching another man's cock is this okay? :shock: :shock: :shock: Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 18:07:15 what about toucing forum members mums?
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 18:09:22 8) :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 18:09:38 :mrgreen:
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 18:11:33 :D
Title: closest i've ever come to keying somebody's car... Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 18:27:26 Quote from: "Compo" i know who's car that is, and just for the record he doesn't work in dist, he works on deliveries!!!!! :soapy tit wank: best hope he doesnt do it again then :roll: |