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Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sade on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:19:13 Theres a little birdie trapped down the bottom of the chimney behind the fireplace in our living room :(
I can hear it trying to escape and I think its crying. It keeps banging into things. My dad said we'll just have to leave it there because we can't save it. Poor little thing. Would the Rspcv or whatever they're called be able to save it dya think ? Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Arriba on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:33:58 light the fire put it out of its misery
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:36:32 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Sade get over it it happens all the time. Saves it getting polluted by the toxic air in Westbury atleast. And RSPCV? Royal society for the protection of....vultures?! wot kind of bird do you have down there :shock: Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Tails on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:38:33 Quote from: "reeves4england" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Sade get over it it happens all the time. Saves it getting polluted by the toxic air in Westbury atleast. And RSPCV? Royal society for the protection of....vultures?! wot kind of bird do you have down there :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: It was a cross between RSVP and RSPCA I think. Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:40:08 Maybe a bit of RIP?
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sade on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:01:05 :D Rspca, yeah ahem thats the one.
Its still not dead yet, its been there since last night. Arriba I can't let it burn to death :cry: poor thing. My mum and dad arent in, I'm going to remove the fire place, bash a hole in the wall and pull the birdy out and then if its not breathing I'll give it mouth to mouth like they do on animal hospital. Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:18:21 It's the RSPB that protect the birds...
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Spud on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:09:26 Quote from: "arriba" light the fire put it out of its misery :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:21:01 The bird, the bird, the bird is on fire
We don't need no water... Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:22:33 I am not on fire thanks
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:24:04 If you were, the same would apply after your inexplicable attack on men last night.
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:28:59 Probably a squirrel.....vermin Fawlty.
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:43:22 if it can't escape it's probably injured to the point where it's kindest to put it down anyway. start a fire. quicker for it to suffocate than to slowly die with a broken wing or sommin.
Also you may some tasty smoked meal at the end of it. Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sade on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:53:20 :( If we put the fire on it would die a slow painful death.
I think hes trying to commit suicide. Sounds like he keeps whamming his head against the wall, do you think birds are intelligent enough to do that? Saying that, what if its next door neighbours cat :shock: Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:54:13 Quote from: "simon pieman" If you were, the same would apply after your inexplicable attack on men last night. not my fault men are cunts :D Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:55:24 cat would probably be the best option for quick death. death by suffication due to inhaling smoke will still be quicker than it starving/bleeding to death. do it.
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sussex on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 20:56:20 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "simon pieman" If you were, the same would apply after your inexplicable attack on men last night. not my fault men are cunts :D You just attract the wrong sorts. Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 21:04:44 Ah, so that's why Birdy is like a broken record.
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 21:59:50 more like all sorts
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sussex on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 22:01:41 Anything will do then? Cheers.
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 22:06:19 Quote from: "STFCBird" more like all sorts http://www.cadburyschweppes.com/NR/rdonlyres/0CAA2CA2-D7A4-4B38-8629-CB3CB48742EC/0/allsorts.jpg ??? Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 22:22:56 One too many and you might turn Birdy
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 22:28:06 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Anything will do then? Cheers. you are the brown one nobody likes :wink: Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 23:06:35 The brown one's my favourite... :?
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 13, 2006, 08:11:28 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" The brown one's my favourite... :? That explains a lot :wink: Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sade on Monday, March 13, 2006, 15:45:28 Latest on the bird in my chimney situation(No crude remarks) :
I think it has died. Its either that or its flew out \0/. Its just that its not making any noise now. Maybe his friends helped him out. Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 13, 2006, 15:54:22 birds aren't that clever sade, sorry :(
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sade on Monday, March 13, 2006, 15:56:24 :(
I think your right. He's probably down there with all the other bird skeletons. Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 13, 2006, 15:58:03 RIP
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: dogs on Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:00:34 Quote from: "Sade" :( I think your right. He's probably down there with all the other bird skeletons. being eaten by maggots... Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:06:47 I'd start that fire quick Sade. With any luck it could be a Phoenix
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Sade on Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:33:03 :( Shutup thats so cruel.
Poor little thing. It was frightened. How would you like being stuck down a chimney? Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:43:51 I heard Dex got stuck down a chimney once, that's why he's so black.
Title: I feel so sad :( Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:51:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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