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Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:13:04
It's next Monday and I haven't a clue what to get her  :?

I text to say is there anything you want, she replied with "surprise me!" I'm 32 ffs, I haven't a clue what's down with the kids these days, and £20 River Island vouchers are wearing a bit thin now!

Sade? Lady? Walrus? any tips would be much appreciated..

(before you ask, yes DMR, she is *apparently* fit)

Ta in advance x


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: yeo on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:15:31
Is she to old for a Pony :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:16:10
A town season ticket would certainly surprise her


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:18:50
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Is she to old for a Pony :D


No, as far as I'm aware she shits daily  :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:19:00
What about anal love beads?


Title: Re: Little sisters 19th birthday
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:19:49
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
It's next Monday and I haven't a clue what to get her  :?

I text to say is there anything you want, she replied with "surprise me!" I'm 32 ffs, I haven't a clue what's down with the kids these days, and £20 River Island vouchers are wearing a bit thin now!

Sade? Lady? Walrus? any tips would be much appreciated..

(before you ask, yes DMR, she is *apparently* fit)

Ta in advance x


Why don't you surprise her by getting her fuck all?


Title: Re: Little sisters 19th birthday
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:21:05
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
It's next Monday and I haven't a clue what to get her  :?

I text to say is there anything you want, she replied with "surprise me!" I'm 32 ffs, I haven't a clue what's down with the kids these days, and £20 River Island vouchers are wearing a bit thin now!

Sade? Lady? Walrus? any tips would be much appreciated..

(before you ask, yes DMR, she is *apparently* fit)

Ta in advance x


Why don't you surprise her by getting her fuck all?


Agreed, or a Card with loads of 2p's taped onto it.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 23:17:16
Being serious, is she into music or something, does she have a passion or hobby?


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 23:21:16
i know it's nothing to do with your sister but for my wifes birthday in August i've got her 2 tickets to see Robbie Willams in Glasgow in Sept.

so a nice dirty weekend in Edinburgh it is.

so maybe concert tickets or something for your sister minus the dirty weekend unless she likes Edinburgh :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 23:25:46
1 night with me wud do her the world of good


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 23:40:29
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
i know it's nothing to do with your sister but for my wifes birthday in August i've got her 2 tickets to see Robbie Willams in Glasgow in Sept.

so a nice dirty weekend in Edinburgh it is.

so maybe concert tickets or something for your sister minus the dirty weekend unless she likes Edinburgh :wink:


Edinburgh is beautiful! If your sister likes shopping with the backdrop of a castle cut into the surrounding landscape then take her up here for a shopping trip!!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 00:00:34
my head office is in Edinburgh (Manor Place) and i've been 3 or 4 times yet never done the tourist thing yet as i wanted to do that with the wife.

i must say it is a beautiful city and also a good night out.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 10, 2006, 00:19:56
Send her down here... i'll sort her out.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, March 10, 2006, 00:25:53
how fit is she? seeing as i sort of set you and birdy up, fancy returning the favour?


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: yeo on Friday, March 10, 2006, 01:26:15
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
how fit is she? seeing as i sort of set you and birdy up, fancy returning the favour?


It will never work your both Pisces :P

Im such a gayer! 8)


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Johno on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:00:35
jewellery.....always seems to work. unless she has already got tons of it.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:51:51
I knew blackcurrant would have the answer


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:52:39
perfume>?


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:55:45
That is what I suggested lady, me thinks sussex too tight to buy perfume  :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:59:02
Quote from: "STFCBird"
That is what I suggested lady, me thinks sussex too tight to buy perfume  :wink:


 :shock:  He better change his ways then Birdy!  :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:00:27
:D  nah he's ok bless him


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:22:38
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:D  nah he's ok bless him


please  :chunder:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:37:59
This forum loving needs to stop


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:52:39
Sorry.  Do you want me to say he is a cunt? coz he is not  :D

 :P


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:59:46
I just use to like it when you slated each other instead of lovey dovey shit, its not right!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:11:57
sorry ash.  

can I call you a cunt?? ha ha


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:21:30
yes that is better


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:24:11
back to being birdy now  :twisted:   :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:26:35
Quote from: "Asher"
I just use to like it when you slated each other instead of lovey dovey shit, its not right!


Word.

Stop being such a soppy cunt Birdy.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: TheKingCY on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:26:50
Quote from: "STFCBird"
sorry ash.  

can I call you a cunt?? ha ha


And true!!  Ha ha    :beers:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :mrgreen:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:38:37
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Asher"
I just use to like it when you slated each other instead of lovey dovey shit, its not right!


Word.

Stop being such a soppy cunt Birdy.


Takes one to know one meat face  :P


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:39:28
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I knew blackcurrant would have the answer


As always...


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:48:54
The king is back? and calling me a cunt ive heard it all now!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: TheKingCY on Friday, March 10, 2006, 11:54:50
Asher, Asher,


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:06:04
Give her fuck all, that'll teach her. In fact crack one off on her pillow case.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:07:47
Hey sister are you all alone?
I'm standing out your window
Hey little sister can I come inside there
I want to show you all my love
I want to be the only one
I know you like nobody ever, baby

Little sister can't you find another way
No more living life behind a shadow

You whisper secrets in my ear
Slowly dancing cheek to cheek
Such a sweet thing when you open up, baby
They say I'll only do you wrong
Come together cause I understand
Just who you really are yeah, baby

Little sister can't you find another way
No more living life behind a shadow


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sade on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:11:18
Perfume,Any c-d's she wants? erm.....Clothes vouchers?
£60's worth may just be enough  :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:11:28
That is just sick,  My mate (who is a policewoman) just told me about a 55 year old bloke caught poking his 30 year old daughter.  Why would you do that?  WHY????


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:13:28
Quote from: "STFCBird"
That is just sick,  My mate (who is a policewoman) just told me about a 55 year old bloke caught poking his 30 year old daughter.  Why would you do that?  WHY????


She was fit??? :mrgreen:  :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:14:55
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:14:59
:|  worst thing is, they both admitted incest charges, why would you do that why??????????


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sade on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:24:29
Thats so wrong.ewww.

I bet during their love making he shouts 'Who's the daddy!!! ??'  :mrgreen:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:24:58
Were they from Brissol by any chance?

 :piemonte: oooooh arrrrrr fuck me gurt harder mye daaaaady  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:05:51
Er, right, thanks for the suggestions everyone  :|

Perfume it is then!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:13:25
i got my little sis perfume for xmas so it's always a winner


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:16:00
Two words...

Rampant Rabbit


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:16:48
Now you need to decide which one.......


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:18:05
Quote from: "land of bo"
Two words...

Rampant Rabbit


Quote from: "STFCLady"
Now you need to decide which one.......


what Rabbit??


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:18:19
Definitely the deluxe model  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:18:34
I guess I should have quoted sussex there!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:19:44
Quote from: "STFCLady"
I guess I should have quoted sussex there!


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:21:40
:twisted:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:43:19
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Were they from Brissol by any chance?

 :piemonte: oooooh arrrrrr fuck me gurt harder mye daaaaady  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


No Didcot  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:45:12
My little sisters birthday was on Saturday. I forgot it. so did my dad :oops:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Spud on Friday, March 10, 2006, 16:51:35
Quote from: "Piemonte"
My little sisters birthday was on Saturday. I forgot it. so did my dad :oops:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 16:52:58
.... and shes not happy


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:08:30
Buy her a rampant rabbit to make up for it.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:11:20
www.fuckingmachines.com  :shock:

*** NSFW LINK ****


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: ron dodgers on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:42:09
put a deposit on the new Swindon shirt for her !!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 19:17:48
Text from my other sister today: Did you remember Gills (stepmum) birthday yesterday?

Me: Bugger, I forgot!

Sister: You'll also have forgotten your fucking Newhews as well then!

 :oops:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 10, 2006, 21:29:27
What's a Newhew?


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 21:46:52
It's a nephew whos birthday has been forgotten.

Smart arse  :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 10, 2006, 22:33:30
Ah right.

Out with the old, in with the Newhew.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 00:43:57
I lik the sound of your sister... but she's pure filth with language like that.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 01:20:45
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:|  worst thing is, they both admitted incest charges, why would you do that why??????????


are you outraged that they admitted it? i think that makes you as bad as them tbh


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 18:37:33
fuck off, cunt   :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:24:08
19? I'll shag her :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:26:11
I fucked that up to, she's 20  8)


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:27:39
Ace.

I'd love to shag her


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:32:53
Even better. Fancy going twos up, Villagio?


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:33:57
Two's on a bastard.? Shotgun 8)


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:34:53
Damn shotgun rules.  I'll take the mouth then...


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:36:14
Furry muff.

I hope :o


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:38:11
Looks like your sis is getting a spit roast for her 20th then sussex. I just hope she doesn't get pregnant as well. It might be difficult to tell who the father is. Unless it's ginger  :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 02:39:51
:o  :|


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:13:05
Wasn't it her 19th birthday when the thread started - or am I losing it ?

NMH


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:13:38
I thought that too.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:24:09
Quote

Wasn't it her 19th birthday when the thread started - or am I losing it ?

Quote

I thought that too.

Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I fucked that up to, she's 20  8)


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:30:27
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Looks like your sis is getting a spit roast for her 20th then sussex. I just hope she doesn't get pregnant as well. It might be difficult to tell who the father is. Unless it's ginger  :wink:
I'll just keep quiet  :?


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:41:07
Quote from: "reeves4england"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Looks like your sis is getting a spit roast for her 20th then sussex. I just hope she doesn't get pregnant as well. It might be difficult to tell who the father is. Unless it's ginger  :wink:
I'll just keep quiet  :?


When did you get involved? Might as well queue up the whole forum for a gang bang at this rate  :roll:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 18:43:26
Sounds like a plan


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:41:09
Quote from: "Piemonte"
My little sisters birthday was on Saturday. I forgot it. so did my dad :oops:


I'm going out for a meal with her tonight as shes back from Laaaandan. I've still not bought her anything. D'oh.

Any ideas? Preferably from ASDA or Sainsburys so I dont have to go into town at lunch :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:45:37
Give her a signed cue.


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:46:34
This may sound stupid, but head to asda, they have shitty things like vases, candles, photo frames, just by the clothes section (grab a scarf there too!) all in thye sale you wont spend more than a tenner, thats what I did fro maries mums birthday last week - went down well


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:47:47
Quote from: "Asher"
I'll do her 2g of charlie for a tenner


Really now Ash you should know better  :wink:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:53:38
Fucking hell id be broke at those prices, £45 a bag is my best!

 :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:54:47
Cheers Ash.

I think she'd enjoy Russells suggestion more though :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:56:12
Drugs are evil, oh and dave next time your on a train near me dont keep looking at me putting your finger on your nostril calling me charlie boy! fucking idiot


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 13:33:45
:grin: i was hammered...


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 13:41:23
You nearly were!


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 13:42:16
ooooh fighting talk (don't hurt me)


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 13:46:57
your be on scag in 5 years - you watch! ha ha


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 17, 2006, 13:52:57
back to your sisters birthday.

can i have a go on her too??
or shotgun for her 21st next year 8)


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 17, 2006, 13:57:01
Sure, think you'll be 2's up with village though :D


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 14:08:51
3's


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 17, 2006, 15:38:42
I went to the pub at lunch instead of getting my sister a present  :|  :beers:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 17, 2006, 16:00:13
Quote from: "Asher"
oh and dave next time your on a train near me dont keep looking at me putting your finger on your nostril calling me charlie boy! fucking idiot
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 17, 2006, 16:05:43
4's


Title: Little sisters 20th birthday
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 17, 2006, 16:08:46
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
4's
Well, i shotgunned first, so i'll have the arse. Dave, you can have the earhole