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Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 20:56:16 It's next Monday and I haven't a clue what to get her :?
I text to say is there anything you want, she replied with "surprise me!" I'm 32 ffs, I haven't a clue what's down with the kids these days, and £20 River Island vouchers are wearing a bit thin now! Sade? Lady? Walrus? any tips would be much appreciated.. (before you ask, yes DMR, she is *apparently* fit) Ta in advance x Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: yeo on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 20:58:43 Is she to old for a Pony :D
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 20:59:22 A town season ticket would certainly surprise her
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:02:02 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Is she to old for a Pony :D No, as far as I'm aware she shits daily :D Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:02:12 What about anal love beads?
Title: Re: Little sisters 19th birthday Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:03:01 Quote from: "Sussex Red" It's next Monday and I haven't a clue what to get her :? I text to say is there anything you want, she replied with "surprise me!" I'm 32 ffs, I haven't a clue what's down with the kids these days, and £20 River Island vouchers are wearing a bit thin now! Sade? Lady? Walrus? any tips would be much appreciated.. (before you ask, yes DMR, she is *apparently* fit) Ta in advance x Why don't you surprise her by getting her fuck all? Title: Re: Little sisters 19th birthday Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 21:04:17 Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC" Quote from: "Sussex Red" It's next Monday and I haven't a clue what to get her :? I text to say is there anything you want, she replied with "surprise me!" I'm 32 ffs, I haven't a clue what's down with the kids these days, and £20 River Island vouchers are wearing a bit thin now! Sade? Lady? Walrus? any tips would be much appreciated.. (before you ask, yes DMR, she is *apparently* fit) Ta in advance x Why don't you surprise her by getting her fuck all? Agreed, or a Card with loads of 2p's taped onto it. Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:00:28 Being serious, is she into music or something, does she have a passion or hobby?
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:04:28 i know it's nothing to do with your sister but for my wifes birthday in August i've got her 2 tickets to see Robbie Willams in Glasgow in Sept.
so a nice dirty weekend in Edinburgh it is. so maybe concert tickets or something for your sister minus the dirty weekend unless she likes Edinburgh :wink: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: SwindonTownFC on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:08:58 1 night with me wud do her the world of good
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:23:41 Quote from: "magicroundabout" i know it's nothing to do with your sister but for my wifes birthday in August i've got her 2 tickets to see Robbie Willams in Glasgow in Sept. so a nice dirty weekend in Edinburgh it is. so maybe concert tickets or something for your sister minus the dirty weekend unless she likes Edinburgh :wink: Edinburgh is beautiful! If your sister likes shopping with the backdrop of a castle cut into the surrounding landscape then take her up here for a shopping trip!! Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 22:43:46 my head office is in Edinburgh (Manor Place) and i've been 3 or 4 times yet never done the tourist thing yet as i wanted to do that with the wife.
i must say it is a beautiful city and also a good night out. Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 23:03:08 Send her down here... i'll sort her out.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 23:09:05 how fit is she? seeing as i sort of set you and birdy up, fancy returning the favour?
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: yeo on Friday, March 10, 2006, 00:09:27 Quote from: "sonicyouth" how fit is she? seeing as i sort of set you and birdy up, fancy returning the favour? It will never work your both Pisces :P Im such a gayer! 8) Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Johno on Friday, March 10, 2006, 07:43:47 jewellery.....always seems to work. unless she has already got tons of it.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 08:35:03 I knew blackcurrant would have the answer
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 08:35:51 perfume>?
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 08:38:57 That is what I suggested lady, me thinks sussex too tight to buy perfume :wink:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 08:42:14 Quote from: "STFCBird" That is what I suggested lady, me thinks sussex too tight to buy perfume :wink: :shock: He better change his ways then Birdy! :wink: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 08:43:39 :D nah he's ok bless him
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:05:50 Quote from: "STFCBird" :D nah he's ok bless him please :chunder: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:21:11 This forum loving needs to stop
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:35:51 Sorry. Do you want me to say he is a cunt? coz he is not :D
:P Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:42:58 I just use to like it when you slated each other instead of lovey dovey shit, its not right!
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 09:55:09 sorry ash.
can I call you a cunt?? ha ha Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:04:42 yes that is better
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:07:23 back to being birdy now :twisted: :wink:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:09:47 Quote from: "Asher" I just use to like it when you slated each other instead of lovey dovey shit, its not right! Word. Stop being such a soppy cunt Birdy. Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: TheKingCY on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:10:02 Quote from: "STFCBird" sorry ash. can I call you a cunt?? ha ha And true!! Ha ha :beers: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :mrgreen: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:21:49 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "Asher" I just use to like it when you slated each other instead of lovey dovey shit, its not right! Word. Stop being such a soppy cunt Birdy. Takes one to know one meat face :P Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:22:40 Quote from: "STFCBird" I knew blackcurrant would have the answer As always... Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:32:06 The king is back? and calling me a cunt ive heard it all now!
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: TheKingCY on Friday, March 10, 2006, 10:38:02 Asher, Asher,
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:49:16 Give her fuck all, that'll teach her. In fact crack one off on her pillow case.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:50:59 Hey sister are you all alone?
I'm standing out your window Hey little sister can I come inside there I want to show you all my love I want to be the only one I know you like nobody ever, baby Little sister can't you find another way No more living life behind a shadow You whisper secrets in my ear Slowly dancing cheek to cheek Such a sweet thing when you open up, baby They say I'll only do you wrong Come together cause I understand Just who you really are yeah, baby Little sister can't you find another way No more living life behind a shadow Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sade on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:54:30 Perfume,Any c-d's she wants? erm.....Clothes vouchers?
£60's worth may just be enough :D Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:54:40 That is just sick, My mate (who is a policewoman) just told me about a 55 year old bloke caught poking his 30 year old daughter. Why would you do that? WHY????
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:56:40 Quote from: "STFCBird" That is just sick, My mate (who is a policewoman) just told me about a 55 year old bloke caught poking his 30 year old daughter. Why would you do that? WHY???? She was fit??? :mrgreen: :wink: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:58:07 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 12:58:11 :| worst thing is, they both admitted incest charges, why would you do that why??????????
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sade on Friday, March 10, 2006, 13:07:41 Thats so wrong.ewww.
I bet during their love making he shouts 'Who's the daddy!!! ??' :mrgreen: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 13:08:10 Were they from Brissol by any chance?
:piemonte: oooooh arrrrrr fuck me gurt harder mye daaaaady :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 13:49:03 Er, right, thanks for the suggestions everyone :|
Perfume it is then! Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 13:56:37 i got my little sis perfume for xmas so it's always a winner
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 10, 2006, 13:59:12 Two words...
Rampant Rabbit Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:00:00 Now you need to decide which one.......
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:01:17 Quote from: "land of bo" Two words... Rampant Rabbit Quote from: "STFCLady" Now you need to decide which one....... what Rabbit?? Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:01:31 Definitely the deluxe model :soapy tit wank:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:01:46 I guess I should have quoted sussex there!
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:02:56 Quote from: "STFCLady" I guess I should have quoted sussex there! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Luci on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:04:52 :twisted:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:26:31 Quote from: "Piemonte" Were they from Brissol by any chance? :piemonte: oooooh arrrrrr fuck me gurt harder mye daaaaady :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: No Didcot :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 14:28:24 My little sisters birthday was on Saturday. I forgot it. so did my dad :oops:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Spud on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:34:47 Quote from: "Piemonte" My little sisters birthday was on Saturday. I forgot it. so did my dad :oops: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:36:10 .... and shes not happy
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:51:42 Buy her a rampant rabbit to make up for it.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 10, 2006, 15:54:32 www.fuckingmachines.com :shock:
*** NSFW LINK **** Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: ron dodgers on Friday, March 10, 2006, 16:25:21 put a deposit on the new Swindon shirt for her !!
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 18:01:00 Text from my other sister today: Did you remember Gills (stepmum) birthday yesterday?
Me: Bugger, I forgot! Sister: You'll also have forgotten your fucking Newhews as well then! :oops: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 10, 2006, 20:12:39 What's a Newhew?
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 10, 2006, 20:30:04 It's a nephew whos birthday has been forgotten.
Smart arse :D Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 10, 2006, 21:16:42 Ah right.
Out with the old, in with the Newhew. Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 10, 2006, 23:27:09 I lik the sound of your sister... but she's pure filth with language like that.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Bennett on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 00:03:57 Quote from: "STFCBird" :| worst thing is, they both admitted incest charges, why would you do that why?????????? are you outraged that they admitted it? i think that makes you as bad as them tbh Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 17:20:45 fuck off, cunt :D
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:07:20 19? I'll shag her :D
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:09:23 I fucked that up to, she's 20 8)
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:10:51 Ace.
I'd love to shag her Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:16:05 Even better. Fancy going twos up, Villagio?
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:17:09 Two's on a bastard.? Shotgun 8)
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:18:05 Damn shotgun rules. I'll take the mouth then...
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:19:26 Furry muff.
I hope :o Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:21:23 Looks like your sis is getting a spit roast for her 20th then sussex. I just hope she doesn't get pregnant as well. It might be difficult to tell who the father is. Unless it's ginger :wink:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 01:23:03 :o :|
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 16:56:17 Wasn't it her 19th birthday when the thread started - or am I losing it ?
NMH Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 16:56:50 I thought that too.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:07:21 Quote Wasn't it her 19th birthday when the thread started - or am I losing it ? Quote I thought that too. Quote from: "Sussex Red" I fucked that up to, she's 20 8) Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:13:39 Quote from: "simon pieman" Looks like your sis is getting a spit roast for her 20th then sussex. I just hope she doesn't get pregnant as well. It might be difficult to tell who the father is. Unless it's ginger :wink: I'll just keep quiet :?Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:24:19 Quote from: "reeves4england" Quote from: "simon pieman" Looks like your sis is getting a spit roast for her 20th then sussex. I just hope she doesn't get pregnant as well. It might be difficult to tell who the father is. Unless it's ginger :wink: I'll just keep quiet :?When did you get involved? Might as well queue up the whole forum for a gang bang at this rate :roll: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 17:26:38 Sounds like a plan
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:24:21 Quote from: "Piemonte" My little sisters birthday was on Saturday. I forgot it. so did my dad :oops: I'm going out for a meal with her tonight as shes back from Laaaandan. I've still not bought her anything. D'oh. Any ideas? Preferably from ASDA or Sainsburys so I dont have to go into town at lunch :D Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:28:49 Give her a signed cue.
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:29:46 This may sound stupid, but head to asda, they have shitty things like vases, candles, photo frames, just by the clothes section (grab a scarf there too!) all in thye sale you wont spend more than a tenner, thats what I did fro maries mums birthday last week - went down well
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:30:59 Quote from: "Asher" I'll do her 2g of charlie for a tenner Really now Ash you should know better :wink: Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:36:50 Fucking hell id be broke at those prices, £45 a bag is my best!
:D Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:37:59 Cheers Ash.
I think she'd enjoy Russells suggestion more though :D Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 11:39:24 Drugs are evil, oh and dave next time your on a train near me dont keep looking at me putting your finger on your nostril calling me charlie boy! fucking idiot
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:16:57 :grin: i was hammered...
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:24:35 You nearly were!
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: DMR on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:25:28 ooooh fighting talk (don't hurt me)
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:30:09 your be on scag in 5 years - you watch! ha ha
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:36:09 back to your sisters birthday.
can i have a go on her too?? or shotgun for her 21st next year 8) Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Sussex on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:40:13 Sure, think you'll be 2's up with village though :D
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Asher on Friday, March 17, 2006, 12:52:03 3's
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: Piemonte on Friday, March 17, 2006, 14:21:54 I went to the pub at lunch instead of getting my sister a present :| :beers:
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 17, 2006, 14:43:25 Quote from: "Asher" oh and dave next time your on a train near me dont keep looking at me putting your finger on your nostril calling me charlie boy! fucking idiot :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: McLovin on Friday, March 17, 2006, 14:48:55 4's
Title: Little sisters 20th birthday Post by: STFC Village on Friday, March 17, 2006, 14:51:58 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" 4's Well, i shotgunned first, so i'll have the arse. Dave, you can have the earhole |