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Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:18:29
Not my cat bo bo, ive come to work with no coat and its pouring down in victoria road, I have to walk down to the council in a minute due to lack of parking....no coat

any ideas?


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:25:43
Go for the makeshift bin bag coat. Proper stylish


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:28:16
Im in the office with few resources?


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:29:20
Have a wank. Won't keep you dry but you'll feel more cheerful about it.

I thought you killed the cat?


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:34:37
no never killed my cat? I want to

Im gonna drive fuck the yellow lines!


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:35:45
I'll kill it if you want (for a free bag of charlie)


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:37:04
walk, then set fire to the council offices. that should dry you out :twisted:


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:37:53
'ello 'ello...


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:38:24
we are the swindon boys?


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:40:21
blackcurrent is definately a copper, im sure of it.  Dave I do not do drugs please kids believe me - blackcurrent wears a wire!


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:41:54
Don't talk to me about getting wet.  Walked into town a lunch time in the pouring rain.  My shoes leaked and some cunt drove through a puddle and splashed me  :evil:


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:41:59
Are you going to be on the sniff on Saturday? I refuse to help you if so, fucking junkies,


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:44:04
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Don't talk to me about getting wet.    :evil:


alright then I wont


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:45:34
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Don't talk to me about getting wet.  Walked into town a lunch time in the pouring rain.  My shoes leaked and some cunt drove through a puddle and splashed me  :evil:



i know i'm not the only one who will look at that and think 'oooooo-errrrrrr!' :P


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:46:32
Send out the office Jr to Sports Soccer for a £3.99 golf umbrella.   Give them £4 and say "Keep the change sunny" whilst ruffling their hair.


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:47:39
Any office junios may well be twice the size of Asher :grin:


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:48:28
Do a sun dance in honour of Ra the mighty sun god. That always works


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Sade on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:48:30
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Don't talk to me about getting wet.  Walked into town a lunch time in the pouring rain.  My shoes leaked and some cunt drove through a puddle and splashed me  :evil:


Same thing happened to me earlier  :evil:
I was going to kick the puddle back at the car, but thought it was a bit pointless. The tosser was on his mobile too.


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:48:56
Quote from: "Piemonte"
alright then I wont


Quote from: "Leggett"

i know i'm not the only one who will look at that and think 'oooooo-errrrrrr!' :P



I haven't been that wet since the weekend  :wink:


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 16:51:40
borrow a coat?

driving sounds best though


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 17:13:40
I drove

Dave I have not done any sniff for a very long time and never intend to again you little twat.

i weill be` on shandy on sat and shandy alone


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 17:18:39
Interesting... veeeeeeerrrrry interesting...


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 17:18:44
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Don't talk to me about getting wet.  Walked into town a lunch time in the pouring rain.  My shoes leaked and some cunt drove through a puddle and splashed me  :evil:


Same thing happened to me earlier  :evil:
I was going to kick the puddle back at the car, but thought it was a bit pointless. The tosser was on his mobile too.


Yeah you would ony get his Wet Car soaked.


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 17:19:51
I can smell bacon!


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DV on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:13:27
Hmmmm Blackcurrant with a wire....would make sense, seen as (by his own admissions) he does fuck all work at Burger King


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:18:19
It's times like thses when I'm glad I live so far from school...cos I have a bus!

Our driver is a bit of a knob, he sprayed a huge muddy puddle over some kid on a bike the other day. Was hilarious but would have been so pissed off had it been me


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:25:11
Erm, Vd... about revealing my workplace...


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: DV on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:32:03
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Erm, Vd... about revealing my workplace...


Sorry I know you are embarassed about working in Burger King Rodney..........


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:33:53
hahaha... ace.


Title: I made a boo boo
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:40:32
Bastards