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Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 15:49:42
Another early morning for Larwood :)  The team for tomorrow will be:
Cook
Strauss
Bell
K.P
Colly
Freddie
G.Jones
Plunkett
Hoggy
Harmy
Monty
The sneaky Indians have come up with two wickets though,the bastards :wink: So if they choose the faster wicket i'd go with Plunkett,if not it'll be the o.a.p himself Udal.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4785248.stm


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 15:51:03
No Blackwell  :beers:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 16:06:10
I thought that would please you Spud :) Of course i could be wrong,although that doesn't happen very often :wink: The problem with Blackwell [apart from the pasty diet he lives on]is that he and Monty are both left arm bowlers,Udal is a rightie so he offers a different option.Anyway it depends on the wicket.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 16:28:58
udal is utter crap. blackwell isn't much better as a test player. Need giles back.

i would think india would pick the spinners wicket considering we don't have a great spinner as they have both kumble and singh.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 16:45:20
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Need giles back

But the KOS ain't going to be back for this series at least :(
The big Indian news is that they have dropped Laxman and Kaif,so Yuvraj Singh will play and they can add another bowler :o .
I'm not sure how much to read into this pitch stuff,i mean the experts in the Nagpur test insisted it was going to get harder and harder to play on,but it wasn't :-))(
We'll find out at 4.30 tomorrow morning,nurse where's my caffeine drip?


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 17:40:34
Quote from: "Johno"
udal is utter crap. blackwell isn't much better as a test player. Need giles back.

i would think india would pick the spinners wicket considering we don't have a great spinner as they have both kumble and singh.


Agreed.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 8, 2006, 19:07:05
im not an Udal fan. tbh we only really need Monty our other options are shit! if Giles was there him and Monty would be a great combo!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 06:13:28
Flintoff won the toss and were batting, currently 37-2  :(

Plunkett came into the side in place of Blackwell Tart  :beers:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 07:32:28
blackwel was never going to be a test player. shame, but he aint one. will definitely play in the one dayers though after his bowling in pakistan surely.

plunkett i don't rate at the moment, everyone says how great he is, but last series he played in he just got hit for about 6 every over and showed nothing.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 08:06:09
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plunkett i don't rate at the moment, everyone says how great he is

I wouldn't describe him as great,i'd say they isn't really a lot of difference between him and Jimmy,Plunkett has the edge because of his batting.
Rachel Flintoff had her baby,it must have been early because Freddie was due to miss the third test,so he wouldn't have missed a test anyway.It was a boy called Corey,after Corey Feldman perhaps?
104-2,Bell and K.P seem to be set in.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 08:27:48
Absolute shocking judgement by Bell to get bowled by Kumble.  :evil:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:53:15
163-4,another dodgy day batting first :( the weather could save us though :-))( . If we can get our heads down tomorrow,have a few decent partnerships it might not be so bad and we all know what Freddie can do with the bat :)
4.00 a.m start to make up for the rain delays,don't think i'll manage to get up for that!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 15:56:15
My prediction is  a draw unless we score under 250.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 16:01:15
draw again i hope. i'd take draw from this series!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 16:07:08
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 i'd take draw from this series!

 :nod:  Considering we are missing four of our best players a drawn series would be a major acheivement.
As for this test,there is still a lot of time left,plus the conditions,overcast and rainy,should help our fast bowlers,but of course the weather will change just as the Indians come out to bat :-))(
Oh, and the Indians chose the dry, flat, dust bowl like wicket,surprise surprise :wink:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 16:11:35
Thats what i hate about the sub continent teams, they bowl seamers for 10 overs and then the rest of the time its spinners for 100 overs.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 16:36:34
Bit harsh Spud :) ,spinners are in the main their best bowlers,you can't blame them for using them most of the time.Personally i quite enjoy watching Kumble and Harbahjan bowling,although in a sort of petrified way :wink:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 18:30:35
Big ton from Geraint Jones tomorrow. You heard it here first.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 19:02:58
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Big ton from Geraint Jones tomorrow. You heard it here first.


 He needs a big innings....


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, March 9, 2006, 19:06:53
lay off Jones. i think he's the best of our wicketkeeping options at the mo! certainly batting wise. so what he makes mistakes? unfortunatly those are remembered and not the good points like some of his catches in the ashes and the tour to pakistan


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Friday, March 10, 2006, 05:54:33
Currently 200-5 with bad light stopping play for the past hour.  :)


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Friday, March 10, 2006, 07:40:38
still bad light....draw again i hope!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Friday, March 10, 2006, 16:05:01
200-5,only 14.3 overs were bowled.Its looking like a draw is inevitable now.
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lay off Jones. i think he's the best of our wicketkeeping options at the mo! certainly batting wise. so what he makes mistakes? unfortunatly those are remembered and not the good points like some of his catches in the ashes and the tour to pakistan

I agree with your point about the fact that mistakes are remembered more than the successes,but to say we have no alternative is quite frankly bollocks.I don't know about anyone else but i'd like our wicket keeper to be able to keep wicket well first and bat well second.I just don't think Jones keeps wicket well and he certaintly isn't scoring many runs.Personally i think Chris Read should be behind the stumps,he is first of all a good wicket keeper and a more than competent batsman.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:12:58
Quote from: "larwood"
200-5,only 14.3 overs were bowled.Its looking like a draw is inevitable now.
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lay off Jones. i think he's the best of our wicketkeeping options at the mo! certainly batting wise. so what he makes mistakes? unfortunatly those are remembered and not the good points like some of his catches in the ashes and the tour to pakistan

I agree with your point about the fact that mistakes are remembered more than the successes,but to say we have no alternative is quite frankly bollocks.I don't know about anyone else but i'd like our wicket keeper to be able to keep wicket well first and bat well second.I just don't think Jones keeps wicket well and he certaintly isn't scoring many runs.Personally i think Chris Read should be behind the stumps,he is first of all a good wicket keeper and a more than competent batsman.


He recently scored a 100 in the WI, im sure Jones knows that his place is uncertain at the moment.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:17:52
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 im sure Jones knows that his place is uncertain at the moment

I hope so,and i hope he plays accordingly.It pisses me off that there is never a suggestion of replacing him in the side,its as if he's as irreplaceable as Freddie or something :-))(


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:20:17
Quote from: "larwood"
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 im sure Jones knows that his place is uncertain at the moment

I hope so,and i hope he plays accordingly.It pisses me off that there is never a suggestion of replacing him in the side,its as if he's as irreplaceable as Freddie or something :-))(


Where have you been?, the pundits are always talking about Read replacing Jones.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Friday, March 10, 2006, 17:33:40
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Where have you been?, the pundits are always talking about Read replacing Jones.

The pundits maybe,but it doesn't seem to be an issue with the England managerment,thats what annoys me.Anyway Read is doing all he can to make them take notice,hopefully he'll get another chance to play in the side soon.
Its looking like Spencer White will be seeing the deciding test match,the lucky git :)


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, March 10, 2006, 22:27:17
i think we can win this one........300-350? then get the seamers to bowl them out on a productive pitch (the first of its kind in the sub continent) i wont accept a draw! i think India are getting shitter now. their players are starting to get old just like the aussies


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 09:08:10
we hit 300 all out...flintoff 70 Jones 50 odd....there now 30-1. Harmison and hoggard bowled well. Harmison got sehwag for 11.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 11:47:19
I woke up annoyed, when i went to bed we were 267-5, i wake up and we're all out for 300.  :evil:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 12:05:26
What a fucking catch by Ian Bell!  :beers:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, March 11, 2006, 18:16:00
Quote from: "Rich"
i think we can win this one........300-350? then get the seamers to bowl them out on a productive pitch (the first of its kind in the sub continent) i wont accept a draw! i think India are getting shitter now. their players are starting to get old just like the aussies


im not far out on that one i dont think. just a bit short for time!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 08:45:22
once again! england can not get rid of the tail!!!!!!! it is costing us wins.  :evil: getting on my nerves now. England Bowlers: IT IS EASIER TO GET TAILENDERS OUT!!

they bowl differently too them as soon as they got like 10 runs...theres no need. There not brian laras or ricky ponting. There crap. Now they have a lead which means i think, it will be a draw, or a tight finish for england. Knowing england we'll collapse to 150-200 all out.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 11:30:58
Pathan got 52 even though he edged a Harmison delivery to Jones when he was on 8!.  :evil:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 11:41:17
88-4 which really means 50-4  :evil:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 12:54:46
we are fucked then? fucking hell! these players are pathetic i could do better!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 13:04:45
Quote from: "Rich"
we are fucked then? fucking hell! these players are pathetic i could do better!
Not over yet Rich, not with Fred still in. Tough ask though


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 13:06:14
i dont have any hope left! our side has turned shit again just like the old days  :-))(


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: STFC Village on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 13:07:56
Quote from: "Rich"
i dont have any hope left! our side has turned shit again just like the old days  :-))(
Don't be ridiculous


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 13:12:36
im not its the truth! its just pathetic! i wish some players would actually put some effort in and we may win like we did against the convicts!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Sunday, March 12, 2006, 13:19:44
wow, aren't i good at predictions.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Monday, March 13, 2006, 07:25:16
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Its looking like a draw is inevitable now.

 :doh: This kind of judgement is why i don't bother betting on anything,it would cost me a fortune.The Indians have played well although considering all the major players we have missing they should be beating us.
39-1,Hoggy has just got Jaffer.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:40:33
1-0 to the Indians then :( Third test in Mumbai starting on Saturday.
And Rich ffs man get a grip,of course its a disappointing result but we are playing India in India where they are very hard to beat,even if we had a full team [which we don't ]it would be very hard to win out there.The batting let us down again though and its a shame that some players don't appear to have learned anything in Pakistan,i mean what the fuck was KP doing yesterday?Prat!
Anyway still one more test to go,but i can't see us winning it :( Still i'm sure Spencer will still enjoy himself :)


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Monday, March 13, 2006, 16:52:16
according to the bbc.co.uk, pietersens decision wasn't out....


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:04:08
Quote from: "Johno"
according to the bbc.co.uk, pietersens decision wasn't out....



No he wasnt out it came off his arm but saying that he was out in the first test but got away with it.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Monday, March 13, 2006, 17:04:54
True Johno,it wasn't out,i'd forgotten that :oops: Although he had been trying to attack from the start and maybe if he'd curbed that attacking instinct he might not have got out.But that is a big IF and of course that is the kind of player he is,bit rough of me to blame KP, and of course Kumble and the other Indians bowled well.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:21:29
what a pathetic exuse for a cricket team! they should all be shot this very minute! the performances since the Ashes have been nothing short of abysmal!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:26:13
Quote from: "larwood"
And Rich ffs man get a grip,of course its a disappointing result but we are playing India in India where they are very hard to beat,even if we had a full team [which we don't ]it would be very hard to win out there.
:nod:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:29:43
Quote from: "larwood"
And Rich ffs man get a grip,of course its a disappointing result but we are playing India in India where they are very hard to beat,even if we had a full team [which we don't ]it would be very hard to win out there


it doesnt matter who you are playing! its not hard to put in some effort is it? even i could do better! oh and we are ranked higer than India so we should be beating them


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:33:32
We are only ranked higher than India, because we beat the Aussies with our strongest team, at home. Now, we have half that side missing, all replaced by youngsters making their Test debuts, out in one of the toughest places to tour (Panesar, Cook and Plunkett). I think we are doing rather well considering.

Also, why would they not put any effort in Rich? Surely, they are trying their best, and are not quite up to that level yet?


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:36:28
Quote from: "STFC Village"
We are only ranked higher than India, because we beat the Aussies with our strongest team, at home. Now, we have half that side missing, all replaced by youngsters making their Test debuts, out in one of the toughest places to tour (Panesar, Cook and Plunkett). I think we are doing rather well considering.

Also, why would they not put any effort in Rich? Surely, they are trying their best, and are not quite up to that level yet?


its the players body language! they look like they dont give a shit! if thats true then its not on! yes im not blaming the young ones it's the likes of struass and bell and KP that need to get their act together. i agree they are not up to that level yet. they should be dropped for that very reason


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:40:18
Quote from: "Rich"
they should be dropped for that very reason
And replaced by whom?

I disagree that you can tell they aren't trying. Heads probably dropped when Jaffer and Dravid got settled, but i think that's understandable, seeing as it was a lost cause by this point.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 13, 2006, 19:43:59
someone who can bat! Cook did well in the first test so replace Bell with him. then when Tresco comes back he'll open instead of struass and colloingwood can bat at 4 simple! ill let KP off but only because he can score the odd 50!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Monday, March 13, 2006, 20:55:00
Quote from: "Rich"
someone who can bat! Cook did well in the first test so replace Bell with him. then when Tresco comes back he'll open instead of struass and colloingwood can bat at 4 simple! ill let KP off but only because he can score the odd 50!


Back where?. He wont be back until the summer.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 13, 2006, 21:10:19
This wouldn't have happened if we hadn't sold Trescothick to Wales  :x


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, March 14, 2006, 16:28:03
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even i could do better!

Of course you could :-))(  :)
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oh and we are ranked higer than India so we should be beating them

I don't think the rankings are that important really,i reckon most teams above the West Indies could probably beat each other, especially at home.Plus this test series will decide who's number two in the table.Personally i'm not too bothered.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:29:15
Quote from: "larwood"
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even i could do better!

Of course you could :-))(  :)
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yes Larwood but im not payed to play cricket am i? these people are! which  makes it even more of a farce!  :D


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:31:40
Hopefully we can make a miraculous recovery for the 3rd Test .. but I think we might lose that one again

The onedayers first 2 games need to be won tho!


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:37:44
ive lost all hope. i think we will slide back to the hoplessness of the 90's tbh


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:39:02
oh we arent that bad ... a few injuries cos of the heavy schedule .. weve got some good players still ...


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:39:21
Win the first 2 ODI  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  India beat Pakistan recently in a ODI series. :shock:

The worrying thing is Shaun Udal is looking like he will be in the team Saturday morning, id sooner have fucking blackwell in for that old cunt.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:40:34
we have started making mistakes reminisent of the Atherton era and unless it stops now we are going to be in 8th again!  :-))(


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:40:52
have to agree with u there Spud .. Udal hasnt ever been any good .. id go with Blackwell too


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:41:45
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Win the first 2 ODI  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  India beat Pakistan recently in a ODI series. :shock:

The worrying thing is Shaun Udal is looking like he will be in the team Saturday morning, id sooner have fucking blackwell in for that old cunt.


how shit? this is exactly what i mean when i say we are going back an era  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:43:15
like i said .. just a few injuries

with Tresco, Vaughan, Giles and Jones fit we will be much better


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 19:44:31
i dont want giles back! i think Monty is 10 times better! if only Freddie actually used him to take wickets rather than stem the runs  :-))(


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, March 15, 2006, 21:33:37
blackwell would be better than udal. but udal will be picked


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 05:40:52
Quote from: "Johno"
blackwell would be better than udal. but udal will be picked


I cant believe im agreeing with you on picking Blackwell.  :|

Are things really that bad?.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 08:41:17
Here we go again.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/4811790.stm


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 08:55:22
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Here we go again

 :( Fucking mare! Guess it'll be Plunkett and Udal,though i would like to see Jimmy given a chance.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 09:04:17
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The onedayers first 2 games need to be won tho!

 :)  I miss you Fats :cry:  
I think we have to give up on the dream mate.I can't see us beating India many times in the odis so we will have to qualify for the Champions trophy i'm afraid,and quite honestly its what we deserve.


Title: Second test,Mohali
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, March 16, 2006, 18:40:05
harmison out? damn we are fucked again!