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Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 10:51:54
and some fucking silly tart was dragging along at about 20mph so instead of overtaking her, I fucking gave her what for

silly bitch


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: yeo on Monday, March 6, 2006, 10:54:03
:soapy tit wank:

I knew you'd do this.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 10:54:40
Do one yourself.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:10:51
you are a cunt dave  :wink:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:12:49
I try  8)

I let my little brother (12) have a go at driving up at the Hoptons Industrial park yesterday  :shock:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:17:13
Hehe... :D


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:18:11
Blackcurrant did I speak to you at about 3am on Saturday  :?


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:21:53
Yes. We were exchanging heat-butting tips I do believe after your current misdemeanour...

I was stood around witnessing a fight at the time.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:23:05
:it was all carver's fault, i felt honour-bound to back him up as i'd just had it off with his his sister  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:32:01
Good work... :D

I was a bit battered on Saturday.  :|


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:33:39
I got battered. Then got, well, battered.  8)


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:36:13
I wonder who'd win in a fight between our regular weekend brawlers - yourself or Walrus?


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: strooood on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:38:00
i would win.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:39:01
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I wonder who'd win in a fight between our regular weekend brawlers - yourself or Walrus?


I'm bigger. I'm not a brawler either! Someone slaps your mate you back 'em up.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:39:14
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  you are all a bunch of pussy's you would have no chance against real men  :D


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: strooood on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:40:16
what like sussex you mean?
the queer


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:41:42
You are correct. I'm a lover, not a fighter. Everyone should just calm the fuck down sometimes. So much hassle in Swindon on Saturday, it was weird.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:44:19
Quote from: "strooood"
what like sussex you mean?
the queer


Definitely not queer I can tell you.

I mean one day you lot are gonna get gang banged by a load of 6ft +, built like brick shit house bouncers, who are sick of your lip  :wink:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:45:40
That's bollocks Birdy, because it's not the 6ft bouncers who start on your mates... it's some lippy chav in his Von Dutch cap.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:47:10
one day you will meet one with a knife or something, you should take blackcurrants advice  :D


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:48:41
Perhaps it depends on what sort of character you become when drunk? Blackcurrant turns on the charm and hits the dancefloor. DMR turns on the charm and hits the dancefloor- but it fails more often that not so DMR gets lary  8)


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:55:18
I can be angry, but mostly stupid.  I normally punch people when I am sober not when I am drunk  :D


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:55:25
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:34:02
:D  Wish I could do that birdy.

At club ice on saturday, some girl started on me in the toilets but I ran away  :(


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Spud on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:34:42
Quote from: "Sade"
:D  Wish I could do that birdy.

At club ice on saturday, some girl started on me in the toilets but I ran away  :(


RUN RUN RUN RUN SADE!


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:41:38
:oops: . She was bigger than me though.

I was apparently staring at her, God knows if I was. I was pretty smashed.Even if I was, whys that such a crime? grrr vicky pollards.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Spud on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:42:33
Quote from: "Sade"
:oops: . She was bigger than me though.

I was apparently staring at her, God knows if I was. I was pretty smashed.Even if I was, whys that such a crime? grrr vicky pollards.


Liver Licker?.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:44:01
I stare at everyone when I'm drunk though. Its like I'm in a trance. I've been told its scarey  :D


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Spud on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:46:39
You didnt answer the question?.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Sade on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:48:10
No I'm not.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Spud on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:48:53
Ok, thanks for your time.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, March 6, 2006, 13:17:44
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I wonder who'd win in a fight between our regular weekend brawlers - yourself or Walrus?


I'm bigger. I'm not a brawler either! Someone slaps your mate you back 'em up.


sorry to dissapoint Dave but just being big doesn't make you hard.
and to dissapoint again. your not that big. i'd call it fat :soapy tit wank:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Foggy on Monday, March 6, 2006, 13:57:26
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ,Why do salad dodgers think that they are hard men ? Normally they are as mobile as a glacier,and have the stamina of an astmatic ant carrying a bag of heavy shopping . If you fat boys want a fight...then try fighting the flab !


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 14:07:04
I am sure you are perfect too foggy.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Foggy on Monday, March 6, 2006, 14:20:29
Oh hell yeah .Dont get me wrong, i like fat people ,just not those who think that beer guts are a license to get lairy .


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 14:25:29
Can  refer you to my previous posts. I'm a lard arse and avoid trouble. I'm alright, me. 8)


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 14:49:45
Quote from: "Foggy"
Oh hell yeah .Dont get me wrong, i like fat people ,just not those who think that beer guts are a license to get lairy .


I bet you are one of those really skinny people with a hunch back that push trolley's round tesco really.  :wink:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Foggy on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:01:52
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   How dare you call my girlfriend a hunchback !


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:06:40
is she blind too?


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Leggett on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:09:58
DMR, funny you should say that, my girl knows you...


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Foggy on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:22:42
Quote from: "STFCBird"
is she blind too?



You are being very harsh today , sorry i was rude about fat people  :(


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: yeo on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:27:11
Ive got the forums biggest beer gut 8)

I had a little fight Saturday as well,it was only a mate though and we laughed about it the next day.Not like me at all,I put it down to not starting drinking till 4pm.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:45:10
Quote from: "Foggy"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
is she blind too?



You are being very harsh today , sorry i was rude about fat people  :(


I don't care about you being rude about fat people, you just started with the harshness, you give up too easy foggy  :wink:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 6, 2006, 15:45:16
I'm a skinny little runt. At least it allows me to fulfill my pie eating potential without having to buy a new set of larger clothes or trousers with an elasticated waist 8)


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Foggy on Monday, March 6, 2006, 16:16:47
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Foggy"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
is she blind too?



You are being very harsh today , sorry i was rude about fat people  :(


I don't care about you being rude about fat people, you just started with the harshness, you give up too easy foggy  :wink:



Right then, I hate fat people ! fucking taking up the space of two people on buses and planes,make the bastards pay for two seats.Fat people who own cats are even worse,get a dog and get some exercise !


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 6, 2006, 16:22:28
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats better let it all out.  You freak  :D


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: STFC_Chris on Monday, March 6, 2006, 16:25:01
Quote from: "Foggy"

Right then, I hate fat people ! fucking taking up the space of two people on buses and planes,make the bastards pay for two seats.Fat people who own cats are even worse,get a dog and get some exercise !
I once saw someone sat on two seats at the CG, he had two ticket stubs so imagine he paid for both. Must get expensive buying two seats for every game, £42 a game :shock: Having said that it was towards the end of the playoff season, so he probably hadnt been before or since.


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: Reeves for King on Monday, March 6, 2006, 17:31:00
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Perhaps it depends on what sort of character you become when drunk? Blackcurrant turns on the charm and hits the dancefloor. DMR turns on the charm and hits the dancefloor- but it fails more often that not so DMR gets lary  8)


Dave hits the dancefloor.... literally, before staggering off to the toilet to be sick after his couple of bacardi breezers. :oops:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: DV on Monday, March 6, 2006, 18:31:27
Quote from: "STFC_Chris"
Quote from: "Foggy"

Right then, I hate fat people ! fucking taking up the space of two people on buses and planes,make the bastards pay for two seats.Fat people who own cats are even worse,get a dog and get some exercise !
I once saw someone sat on two seats at the CG, he had two ticket stubs so imagine he paid for both. Must get expensive buying two seats for every game, £42 a game :shock: Having said that it was towards the end of the playoff season, so he probably hadnt been before or since.


he just wanted more ticket stubs so he could get play off tickets!!


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: stfc_carver on Monday, March 6, 2006, 19:04:47
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
:it was all carver's fault, i felt honour-bound to back him up as i'd just had it off with his his sister  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


How is it my fault? you made up that that posh wanker was taking the piss out of us so you could rally some guys together and have a fight. gay. my sister hates you. :wanker:


Title: I was driving home to Marlborough yesterday
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 19:23:38
i'd love to watch one of your nights out on video!