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Title: A Joke Post by: STFC Village on Monday, March 6, 2006, 05:02:54 After yet another defeat for Oxford United, manager Brian Talbot takes the Oxford players out for a meal at the local bistro. The waiter approaches Talbot and asks him what he would like. Talbot replies, "I'll have the prawn cocktail for starters, and a 16oz steak as a main course".
"And the vegetables?", asks the waiter. "Oh, they'll have the same". Title: A Joke Post by: Bedford Red on Monday, March 6, 2006, 10:19:23 A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says,
"My feet are cold mate, Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters. "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them." Title: A Joke Post by: Sade on Monday, March 6, 2006, 13:00:10 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: A Joke Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, March 6, 2006, 19:36:13 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: A Joke Post by: my-velocity on Monday, March 6, 2006, 20:20:24 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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