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Title: swindon
Post by: Tails on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 01:21:11
full of bloody weird people...was anyone out tonight?


Title: swindon
Post by: Reeves for King on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 01:21:57
Not as weird as Marlborough.... full of fucking chavs.


Title: swindon
Post by: DMR on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 01:22:33
Tomorrow I'm going to fight that fat lary cunt in Marios Ian (no not myself)


Title: swindon
Post by: Reeves for King on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 01:28:30
I am not a lary cunt. :D  8)


Title: swindon
Post by: RobertT on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 01:45:45
I'm not lary, but I can be quite fucking abusive when drunk.


Title: swindon
Post by: Tails on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 01:47:47
Try carrying a drunk girl through town..she was small but my god she weighed a ton. all the bloody weirdos came out, including this black guy who was shouting, "you shouldn't be taking advantage of her man, thats wrong. But hey im a nigger what do i know". then he ran off...

and some guy was talking to a door.


Title: swindon
Post by: RobertT on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 02:02:50
I've carried a drunk girl from the Esso garage at the bottom of Kingshill back to Morse St before, so I can relate to that.  She was good looking though.


Title: swindon
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 10:29:10
Quote from: "Tails"
Try carrying a drunk girl through town..she was small but my god she weighed a ton. all the bloody weirdos came out, including this black guy who was shouting, "you shouldn't be taking advantage of her man, thats wrong. But hey im a nigger what do i know". then he ran off...

and some guy was talking to a door.


thats town for ya!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: swindon
Post by: stfc_carver on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 10:41:22
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Tomorrow I'm going to fight that fat lary cunt in Marios Ian (no not myself)


Ill back you up. he stood on my foot once. thats enough for me


Title: swindon
Post by: Spud on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 12:25:06
Quote from: "Tails"
Try carrying a drunk girl through town..she was small but my god she weighed a ton. all the bloody weirdos came out, including this black guy who was shouting, "you shouldn't be taking advantage of her man, thats wrong. But hey im a nigger what do i know". then he ran off...

and some guy was talking to a door.


Tails, you started a thread by saying that Town is full of weirdos but you go on to say that you've carried a heavy midget through Town.  :?


Title: swindon
Post by: Tails on Saturday, March 4, 2006, 12:40:59
Ha, she's a friend and she had too much to drink so in the end me and my mate had to look after her which was very annoying.

BTW I'd reccomend the New World to anyone here, cracking place.


Title: swindon
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:47:10
Quote from: "stfc_carver"
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
Tomorrow I'm going to fight that fat lary cunt in Marios Ian (no not myself)


Ill back you up. he stood on my foot once. thats enough for me


Proof for the other thread  :D


Title: swindon
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:57:54
This one incinuates you were out for a rumble, the other suggests you were only helping Carver... which is it? Hey? Hey?! :wink:


Title: swindon
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 6, 2006, 11:58:49
The aforementioned man was not in Marios. Thus there was no fight.


Title: swindon
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 6, 2006, 12:01:06
Ahhhh... and so the story unfolds.


Title: swindon
Post by: pauld on Monday, March 6, 2006, 13:15:16
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Quote from: "Tails"
Try carrying a drunk girl through town..she was small but my god she weighed a ton. all the bloody weirdos came out, including this black guy who was shouting, "you shouldn't be taking advantage of her man, thats wrong. But hey im a nigger what do i know". then he ran off...

and some guy was talking to a door.


Tails, you started a thread by saying that Town is full of weirdos but you go on to say that you've carried a heavy midget through Town.  :?

Drunken heavy midgets are the new must-have accessory for the man about town. Did you not see the Oscars coverage? All the celebs had a drunken midget or two slung over their shoulders (in diamante, natch, this being a glam do)


Title: swindon
Post by: janaage on Monday, March 6, 2006, 13:20:44
Quote from: "Tails"
Try carrying a drunk girl through town..she was small but my god she weighed a ton. all the bloody weirdos came out, including this black guy who was shouting, "you shouldn't be taking advantage of her man, thats wrong. But hey im a nigger what do i know". then he ran off...

and some guy was talking to a door.


You saw Dex out?  Quality!