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Title: Guts v Balls Post by: Whits on Friday, March 3, 2006, 10:19:00 We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls" But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next" I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject! Title: Guts v Balls Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, March 3, 2006, 10:22:29 i've got BALLS :soapy tit wank:
Title: Re: Guts v Balls Post by: el duque on Friday, March 3, 2006, 11:07:39 Quote from: "Whits" We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls" But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next" I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject! I'm sure when that went round on e-mail last year, the punch line was "You're next fatty"... obviously the PC brigade at work again... Title: Guts v Balls Post by: strooood on Friday, March 3, 2006, 13:01:32 i haven't got a wife :king:
Title: Guts v Balls Post by: Leggett on Friday, March 3, 2006, 19:34:58 Quote from: "strooood" i haven't got a wife :king: "life partner" then. you fucking gays and your stupid uber-PC-ness, when will you learn! Title: Re: Guts v Balls Post by: Spud on Friday, March 3, 2006, 21:08:36 Quote from: "Whits" We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls" But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next" I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: 8) |