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Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:45:20
Can someone keep me updated....working again :roll:


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:47:01
0-1 aint you got a wireless?


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:49:02
Nein.

Well, yes, but it doesn't work


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:49:58
gay


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:52:21
Indeed. Recoba? Chevanton? Forlan??????!!!!!!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:55:45
Pouso


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:58:41
An absolute belting goal as well!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:58:55
Good goal. one of mine.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 20:59:40
Wayne Bridge injured also.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:02:16
Listen over Lé Net?

(unless you haven't got sound either)

Gay, if that's the case.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:02:23
crap is all i can say about it!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:03:19
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Listen over Lé Net?

(unless you haven't got sound either)

Gay, if that's the case.
Very much homosexual then. And no sound either :D


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:23:40
Sven needs to bring on Crouchy, he was superb for Liverpool at the weekend, had a beautiful dipping shot from the edge of the area which was so close to being in, would've been goal of the month.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:33:56
He's on. Nice one. Darren Bent really should've done a lot better with a header just now.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:35:30
If you start wanking now Ben you might be able to time shooting your load with a Crouchie goal :D


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:39:50
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
If you start wanking now Ben you might be able to time shooting your load with a Crouchie goal :D


thats one hell of a long wank he is in for!!!! :wink:


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:42:20
DV .. you only have to say it ... GOOD OL CROUCHY!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:42:23
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
If you start wanking now Ben you might be able to time shooting your load with a Crouchie goal :D


thats one hell of a long wank he is in for!!!! :wink:


and hes scored  :shock:


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:42:26
Did you do it Ben?

 :D  :wink:

1-1 village


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:43:04
GET IN! 8)  8)  8)  8)  :beers:  :beers: Go on Crouchy, great header.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:43:41
now wash you hands


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:44:06
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:44:27
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
If you start wanking now Ben you might be able to time shooting your load with a Crouchie goal :D


thats one hell of a long wank he is in for!!!! :wink:

How wrong you were.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I didn't though, I mean I wouldn't have had time to start anyway.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:47:42
every time I diss Crouchy he does something good....

Crouchy, you're fucking shit!!!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 21:48:51
does it work with Swindon players??

start slaggin em off DV ... oh you already did !! might have a chance saturday after all then!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:02:22
Joe Cole!

Ace


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:04:06
Fully deserved goal from Cole. He was man of the match by a country mile!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:08:10
Yeah great finish from Cole, he was definitely man of the match, nice cross for the first goal too. Good cross from Wright-Phillips too. 2-1. :beers:

Interesting that once again after being 1-0 down before bringing on Crouchy, we win two one when he comes on. I believe we have won every game he has played in, even though we weren't winning any of them when he came on.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:10:57
It was pretty obvious what Sven needed to do to turn the match....the Crouchmeister.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:18:21
Joe cole played fucking amazing. What a player  :D  Totally deserved that goal.

I can't believe how tall crouch is. Like a long green bean!

Their goal was amazing.

Shakes was not on the T&T highlights  :cry:


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:19:59
Ireland hammered Sweden!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:20:06
Why can't I say c-r-o-u-c-h ?


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:28:10
Quote from: "Sade"
Why can't I say c-r-o-u-c-h ?


have you got a speaking impediment?


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:31:37
When I wrote c-r-o-u-c-h, it said yorke!!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:35:59
C.rouch


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:36:22
:D


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Rossi on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:37:32
If someone cant find me a picture of C rouch standing next to Wright-Phillips on the touchline when they were waiting to come on I will give them a medal. Crouch was literally about double his height!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:38:46
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  I know I was laughing at that.

Crouch crouch crouch crouch?


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, March 1, 2006, 22:39:48
There it is again. Ah fook it........to tired  :D


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 00:28:39
The Gestapo don't like Crouchy Sade. Done to annoy BWB. Its not you.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 03:45:17
Quote from: "Rossi"
If someone cant find me a picture of C rouch standing next to Wright-Phillips on the touchline when they were waiting to come on I will give them a medal. Yorke was literally about double his height!
yorke?

but yeah that bit was great, but not as good as when the ref pushed their baldy 3 times


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Asher on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 10:13:39
Went to the game last night, fucking M6 roadworks on way back pissed me off!

Anfield is much better than old trafford in my opinion and my car survived!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 10:33:03
I'm actually start to think maybe Crouchy does deserve his place. Lets not pretend, he is in no way international quality by a country mile. But the sheer size of the BFG makes defenders shit themselfs and lets the proper footballers get on with it.

That said, nice header and nice through ball to Cole (?) straight after.

Joe Cole definitely MOTM. Still think Wright-Phillips manages to look quality and absolute crap in the space of a minute. More consistancy required.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 11:51:16
Good to see that the second half performance was better. Must be to do with the 5 (F I V E) Yids players on the pitch...  :D


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: adje on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 13:12:53
Good performance from the ex-Town boy I thought.Keeps posession far better than the wasteful Beckham.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 14:02:46
What's everyones WCXI then?

I'd go:

Robinson

Neville
Rio
Terry
Cole (if not fit then Carragher)

Beckham
Lampard
Gerrard (withdrawn role maybe Carrick instead)
Joe Cole

Owen
Roooooooooooney


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 14:07:21
I think that 11 has got to be pretty definite for most games, with a bench including Wright-Phillips, Crouchy, Defoe or Bent, Carrick and Ledley King.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 14:15:42
Robinson

Neville
Terry
Carragher
Cole/Bridge

Gerrard
Carrick
Lampard
Cole

Rooney
Owen

Bench of: Beckham, Pollitt, Ferdinand, Crouch, Defoe, King etc. etc.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 14:16:05
That's what i want, not what we'll get, btw


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:09:23
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Robinson

Neville
Terry
Carragher
Cole/Bridge

Gerrard
Carrick
Lampard
Cole

Rooney
Owen

Bench of: Beckham, Pollitt, Ferdinand, Yorke, Defoe, King etc. etc.


Good choice, totally agree.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:11:19
I wouldnt play Terry & Carragher together - too slow.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:16:52
Robinson

G Neville
Terry
King
A Cole / Bridge / Carragher (in that order depending who's fit)

Beckham
Gerrard
Carrick
j cole

Rooney
Owen

The rest of the squad is automatically on the becnh isnt it?


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:18:15
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Robinson

G Neville
Terry
King
A Cole / Bridge / Carragher (in that order depending who's fit)

Beckham
j cole
Carrick
Garrard

Rooney
Owen

The rest of the squad is automatically on the becnh isnt it?


Luke Garrard on the left wing, you sure?


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:20:18
Quote from: "RobertT"
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Robinson

G Neville
Terry
King
A Cole / Bridge / Carragher (in that order depending who's fit)

Beckham
j cole
Carrick
Garrard

Rooney
Owen

The rest of the squad is automatically on the becnh isnt it?


Luke Garrard on the left wing, you sure?


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

yes. I liked his hair :|


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:22:43
Gurney

Gurney
Gurney
Gurney
Gurney

Gurney
Gurney
Gurney
Gurney

Defoe
Gurney

What a team that would be!!!!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:26:53
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Gurney

Gurney
Gurney
Gurney
Gurney

Gurney
Gurney
Gurney
Gurney

Defoe
Gurney

What a team that would be!!!!


Most games would be abandoned though for going down to 7 men.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: adje on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:35:34
Robinson
Carragher
Terry
King
Cole
Gerrard
Carrick
Lampard
Cole
Rooney
Owen

Neville,Ferdinand,Beckham would be definite non-starters for me.All 3 give far too much posession away.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Batch on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:39:00
I may be just me, but i have concerns

I am unconvinced by the Beckham, Gerrard, Lampard midfield. Now it would be easy to point the finger at Beckham, but I am not sure about the Lampar/Gerrard pairing. They should be the best midfield pair in the world, but it isn't alway the case. I think we are missing someone who can do something special, like Zidane or a sober, fit younger Gazza.

Also Terry still has to prove himself in the international arena. He is phenominal for Chelsea and should be for England but he has made the odd mistake. Nothing compared to Rio though!

Despite this I think we can win it with a favourable wind!


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: red macca on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:41:28
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Robinson

G Neville
Terry
King
A Cole / Bridge / Carragher (in that order depending who's fit)

Beckham
Gerrard
Carrick
j cole

Rooney
Owen

The rest of the squad is automatically on the becnh isnt it?
no lampard :roll:  :shock:


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 15:43:29
No. I know hes a cracking player, but the midfield had a better shape to it with Carrick holding last night in my opinion.

Him and Gerrard would be interchangable depending on form / fitness etc.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: adje on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 16:10:34
Gerrard wide on the right-problem solved


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 16:44:01
I don't think Becks is wasteful, but Carrick had a very good game, second only to Cole imo.

Had the Uraguayans actually closed him down at all it would have made it harder. Good goal from Crouchy made by Cole, followed by a good goal from Cole himself.

People have slagged off the performance but I think they did very well and was surprised how good the gays were. Very encouraging to see the 2nd half team play well too for a change


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 16:49:31
Am I alone in really not giving a toss about England for the next couple of months? There's still two months of very tense league action to worry about, certainly in our case, rather than speculate what overpaid, overhyped fancy dan team Sven is going to put out in Germany.

Come 10th of June, I'll get interested, and probably a bit before.

FWIW, I'm still unsure about the Lampard/Gerrard midfield partnership, both total class, but together??? Joe Cole was AWESOME last night.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: DiV on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 17:04:38
Robinson

Neville
Terry
Ferdinand
Cole

Beckham
Lampard/Gerrard
Parker/Carrick
Cole

Owen
Rooney

As someone has said, I dont think Lampard/Gerrard play well together as they both like to drive forward. I would only place one of them in the starting 11 and have a ball winner along side them ala Parker/Carrick


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: larwood on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 17:05:55
Quote

Am I alone in really not giving a toss about England for the next couple of months?

No your not alone my American friend,i feel the same way,although it being me i'm much more concerned with another England team at the moment :wink: I tend not to bother with these friendlies anyway,i don't think they usually prove much,if we win great but woe betide us if we lose,then we are shit and stand no chance.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: adje on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 17:24:49
Quote from: "reeves4england"
I don't think Becks is wasteful, but Carrick had a very good game, second only to Cole imo.

Had the Uraguayans actually closed him down at all it would have made it harder. Good goal from Crouchy made by Cole, followed by a good goal from Cole himself.

People have slagged off the performance but I think they did very well and was surprised how good the gays were. Very encouraging to see the 2nd half team play well too for a change




You only have to look at the stats after every England game-99% of the time Beckham's pass completion rate is the lowest of all England players(50% last night)-that is he is the most wasteful player.Giving posession away is the biggest crime in international football.Well,ANY football really.


Title: England Vs You Are Gay
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, March 2, 2006, 17:45:55
Quote from: "larwood"
Quote

Am I alone in really not giving a toss about England for the next couple of months?

No your not alone my American friend,i feel the same way,although it being me i'm much more concerned with another England team at the moment :wink: I tend not to bother with these friendlies anyway,i don't think they usually prove much,if we win great but woe betide us if we lose,then we are shit and stand no chance.


I am not an American. Wiltshire born and bred. I just happen to live in America, temporarily.