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Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Rossi on Friday, January 21, 2005, 15:54:30
First time, hurrah! How many times did it take everyone else to pass their theory/practical (or just practical if you're old)? :)


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Johno on Friday, January 21, 2005, 15:55:09
well done. i will do it 1st time.  :beers


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2005, 15:56:57
did it just before they introduced the hazard perception and i got one above the pass mark (31?) first time. piece of piss really, some of the questions are just plain stupid.

passed the practical 1st time too after my intensive course, 11 minors mind (max 15 allowed)

1 minor accident so far, and that was in my first year of driving, now in my 3rd and not come close since.....


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Amir on Friday, January 21, 2005, 16:00:07
To be honest you need help if you can't pass your theory first time.  Two of my mates failed but I wasn't suprised if you know what I mean.

I let out a huge fart going up the stairs to do mine.  Didn't realise everyone was queing on the stairs to go in :oops:   Better than doing it during the exam I thought :soapy tit wank:


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, January 21, 2005, 16:35:54
I failed mine twice because they kept changing the Hazard Perception video thing, i.e. it told you to do it differently each time I did it. It was piss easy the third time though.

Passed my practical first time tho!


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, January 21, 2005, 16:37:26
anyone who fails the writen test is a mong and shouldnt be allowed to own arms.


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, January 21, 2005, 16:42:38
I didn't fail the multiple question bit though.


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, January 21, 2005, 16:45:17
no thats fair enough. I heard this new hazzard thing is shitty. Lucky Im too cool to have to do that.


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, January 21, 2005, 16:47:35
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!

Never actually passed a driving test myself..... Instead I just moved to thailand where it is simply a 100 Baht (70p) bribe for not having one.  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:40:49
Theory was no problem, I got 35/35 and left after 5 minutes, just held up the test by a couple of weeks, didn't have to do hazard perception though. This reminds me it is two years today since I passed my driving test. 8)


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:44:12
Me first time too. But I didn't have that shitty hazard thing.


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, January 21, 2005, 17:44:30
I passed in November 2001  :shock:


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:51:54
I think I had it pretty easy tbh. I'm a bit too old to have done the theory test and my instructor was more than happy to be 'paid' in a currency consisting of white powder.

12 lessons, pass first time, drive on.


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2005, 18:53:37
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I think I had it pretty easy tbh. I'm a bit too old to have done the theory test and my instructor was more than happy to be 'paid' in a currency consisting of white powder.
:D

how did conversation reach that point!?


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Whits on Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:14:47
i failed my theory first time, passed second time, past my practical first time with one minor  8)


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: strooood on Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:16:58
"erm im sorry mr red but i really dont think you'relearning very quickly, i envisage atleast another 15lessons for you before you are test worthy"

"hmmmm,dont think i can stretch to that, how does 10 grams grab ya?"

"hard enough mr red, congratulations"


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 21, 2005, 19:52:52
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
I think I had it pretty easy tbh. I'm a bit too old to have done the theory test and my instructor was more than happy to be 'paid' in a currency consisting of white powder.
:D

how did conversation reach that point!?


It was around '91/92, so pills and powders white were all the rage. He was already a 'customer' and after a chat in a club one night he mentioned he was a driving instructor. In real money it probably cost about £30 for the 12 lessons.

And no Decks, I still had to do the actual test with a proper test instructor. Think it was about £45, daylight robbery if you ask me!

I would like to point out though that I am now a fine upstanding pillar of the community and deplore the aiding of terrorism and money laundering through illegal activities. Usually  :)


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:02:15
can i get some beans mate?


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:19:03
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
can i get some beans mate?


Haha. I'm retired from all that now mate. A good innings though, only one night in the cells in 6 years. They do a nice full English breakfast at Devizes though    8)


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:21:06
he lives in a nice area now he wouldn't dream of such things  :wink:


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:23:01
oh yeh si i 4got 2 ask how r u getting on with ur beans?


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:37:18
:shock:


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: Sussex on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:47:23
Quote from: "simon pieman"
he lives in a nice area now he wouldn't dream of such things  :wink:


I've swapped Chippenham for Burgess Hill, more of a side-step I think! Could have been worse though, Walrus is just up the road in Crawley  :wink:


Title: I just passed my driving theory test
Post by: FlashGordon on Friday, January 21, 2005, 20:55:13
Passed theory + Hazard perception first time + Practical with 7 minors  :D

At this point i thought yes i am the dogs bollox at this malarky....Month later went into the back of someone in my mums new 206 - new bonet required! OOPS....Dont worry i thought first crash everyone has them....2months later twat a kerb the 206 needs a new skirt and door....bit worried at this point dosh is needed start taking it slower as you do...on way back from bournmouth in the pissin rain burst my tyre in a pot hole...not jst new tyre needed - new wheel as well!!

I no longer think im the dogs at driving you'll be pleased to know but still dont drive any different