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Milton Keynes.

Mini bus down with the lads.Dangerfields driver arrested for taking a machette into the ground.Another lad nicked for being a nob.Saw some UFOs and got hammered. 8)


Yeovil

Train down with the lads.Illegal substances taken in Yeovil Labour club and a bitch of a walk back to the station even though I managed to blag a lift from Mr White.Got hammered 8)

Bristol

Train down with Swindon Yoof Elite Townend Section.Errrmm acted like a nob went to Bath got more hammered tried to chat up a lovely lady on the way back and probably got the blame for someone being a bit drunk when they got back. 8)

Barnsley

Got drunk in Whits car and dribbled whilst asleep on his back seat 8)


Thats all I went to  :(

Fuck I forgot

Gillingham.

Met Curley Watts got hammered and the rest is history.

Bournemouth

*Bournemouth go 2-1 up, its all a bit quiet in the away end...Yeovil red stands up*

MEX HAS GOT A GAY CAR
MEX HAS GOT A GAY CAR
LA LA LA LA HEY
LA LA LA LA HEY

If you got so hammered every time did you actually remember much?  :D

my memories of yeovil red this season

barnsley

he punched me in a sports centre

milton keynes

no its not a fuckin ufo you pissed twat

gillingham

where you going? im off to walk aimlessly round gillingham for hours

yeovil
where you going? im off to the station.  but theres 20 minutes left?

Oh yes

Bournemouth

Got train down with the lads and Jimmy.Got hammered made a spectacle of myself. 8) Special mention to jimmy for getting a drink disease the next day and turning yellow :D

Good idea for a thread yeovs  :D  That picture of you and curley made I laugh.

May I add some of mine ....

Barnsley (crikey seems like yonks ago, wow) - On the way down we past a mini bus full of pox fans. My dad beeped the horn and started kissing his swindon badge whilst my cousin waved his fist in the air all done in the heat of the moment, and they went savage  :D  Me and my sister then joined in and they started lobbing bottles (plastic) at us and squatting their arses against the windows. It was hilarious, I don't think I've ever laughed so much in my life.

Franchise - Was slightly boring to be honest, got there quite late!

Brentford - was the bees knees (see what I did there) gutted we won't be playing them again next season. It was a lush day and the fans were quality.

Yeovil - Amazing atmosphere, good game.

City - Best one yet. SUPER DOOPER! minis the fact we were relegated obviously. Fans were brilliant and the players played well for once!

Crikey, I thought I went to more than that  :shock:

I didnt do too many...

Gills, great laugh took a new boy along, terrified him half to death

Swansea, again good laugh, annoyed Carver by not letting him piss

Brizzle, best away trip ever, mini bus was ace

sure i did at least one more... probs forgot  :beers:

also had great days out for other non footballing reasons, eg Nottingham to see Oasis with Dave, Reeves for King and Scouse!

Mac Dongs - UFO UFO!
Rotherham - We won! :o
Gillingham - Don't remember it
Forest -  :(
Yeovil - Ricky Shakes song (drunk)
Swansea - Free ticket?
Brizzle - Lets go f'ing mental

memories.....being hugged by yeovil red, getting a nipple crippled by yeovil red...being jumped on by yeovil red...

oh and who could forget the johno barmy army chants at Franchise  :beers:

I feature a lot in your highlights :D

 :roll:

Gillingham;nice pies shit football Sonic abusing Aaron Brown,being kissed by Yeovil
Forest;brilliant in pub pre-match,humiliated by the 8 mates I took to the game,being refused beer post match cos"we dont serve away fans",seeing Ifil sent off.
Doncaster;arriving in Donny with the top down in Mex's gay car and all the locals looking at us as if we were film stars,cheap beer and canny lasses,seeing Ifil sent off.
Brentford;seeing Ifil sent off
Southend;Being late,having to park 2 miles from the ground,running trying to keep up with 18Razor,wishing we hadn't bothered,absolutely nothing to cheer about,talking to Nicolau and his chavvy mates,good chips after.

yeovil and city my only away games

yeovil i was vey dunk walking through town tryin to find the ground :beers:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

bristol again vey drunk fell up the stairs midway through the first half one thng i remember was chanting swindon tilll i die very loudly into the park near the ground :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Are you vey dunk now by any chance?

Brentford - dont remember much, had an arguement with police and stationmaster after kickin a door in on the train cos we hit sum inconsiderate bastard who tried to kill himself. very nearly got kicked in by sum chelsea fans.

Gillingham - Pissing on a harvester restaurant, good sing-song in pub. being thrown out for 'tryin to punch' darren byfield.

Yeovil - got pissed, had mex whisper things in my ear for most of the 1st half. had the last chicken balti pie, much to DMR's anger. saw sum1 i hate whos never been b4. some lads shoutin 'COON, COON, COON!' at an asian lad gettin off the train on the way back.

Swansea - whetherspoons in swindon at 11, broke my fone, RFK sick on his shoes, goin mental when shakes scored. nrly crashin on the way home.

Brizzle - 1st beer: 8.40. (thanks whits) sing 'we all dream of a team of alan reeves' most of the way ther. shoutin at an unsuspectin arsenal fan in calne. fallin asleep in pub. bein given a cheeseburger after asking for a hotdog (no, really) cos the stupid bird at the burger bar was a fukin immigrant. goin mental when brown scored. being ran into by a police horse outside the ground. seeing a city fan crash. whits assaulting me.

I didn't get to as many away games as I would of like due to work..

Barnsley- Really hyped up for this. Good beer in the Leisure Centre. Liked Oakwell.

Franchise- Can't really say anything.

Gillingham- Pissed up. Didn't get in, thrown out. My TEF tour debut. Post Code......

Yeovil- Saw Yeovil Red in the pub but he doesn't know it!  :) Village putting am empty glass in my beer... :x

Swansea- Why?

City- Late for the game and left early.

:? Did I? Sorry!

Just joking about the Swans mate :wink:

Piss head!  :wink:

stfcfan seems to have missed out sarfend entirely. odd.

aylesbury - met kinky tom, saw some crap football, had a few pints, an aylesbury player had to play for us and set up our goal.

crawley - walrus resurrecting fallon's career with some well-timed abuse, the hunchback of notre dame.

barnsley - yeovil doing a spacker thing in whits' car, sleeping with his eyes open, optimism ruined entirely

tranmere - longest away trip i've ever made, asher scared me a bit. sunny day.

walsall - went with my old man, walked for miles to get to the pub, got a lift back to the ground with mex's sister in the worlds smallest car, santini scared me.

donny - fucking brilliant atmosphere, fantastic feeling. great night.

Franchise - only away game i've ever driven to, the ufo's were ace and spacey drunkenly stumbling into my house and talking to my parents.

brentford - lovely sunny day, drove up with my dad, whits left at half-time. my first ever balti pie.

huddersfield - cowhorses, where's me jumper, tom's assault on a small child in the pub, asher's sock obsession, balti pie on a plate.

port vale - fucking cold, chavvy car.

rotherham - no pub, lovely fry-up, first away win.

oldham - wrong way round the m60, mental bundle at the front, not being able to smoke during game.

chesterfield - asher nearly going through a table in the pub, i bought a round.

gillingham - utterly insane and i lost the plot completely. and i was sober.

southend - fucking freezing, snowing, insane traffic, terrifying near death experience(s).

nottm forest - shite

swansea - wales, welsh people, the welsh spelling of lift being lifft.

bristol city - fantastic day out, crap navigation.

16 away games plus 2 friendlies isn't too bad.

Whats wrong with the famous trip to southend stfcfan?

I've had far too much fun (and beer) to do a similar sort of post in a coherent manner.

It's been emotional.

:nod:

My two fav away trips I'd say....

Still think Huddersfield away was the best performance of the season. Shame you didnt mention Super David Stroud running down the wing

Franchise :- Short 50 min drive from my house, got there with my mate and met TEF in the big bar i can't remember. Yeovil said he was going for a fight and they had no pies  :evil:


TRANMERE :- A crap bank holiday monday game where i drove Magic up there. We met Mr Asher and Marie in car park there and went for a drink where we met Sonic, Whits, DV85.


BRENTFORD :- Drove down with my mate and father. Lovelly sunny day and good pies. Spoke to DMR on arrival at turnstile to find he had been fighting.


WALSALL :- A gay kick off time cos Eng-er-land were playing. Dropped magic, mrs magic and whits off at pub in Walsall centre.


HUDDERSFIELD :- I drove up with Ash and met Lady, Sonic, Whits and DV85 there. Later on KT, Mex and senior KT arrivied. Ash bought some Huddersfield socks and the beer was shit.

Forgot one!

PORT VALE :- Drove up with Magic. Stoke is a shithole.

Oh i did Aylesbury too!

Oh.... well if your going to include pre season friendlys!  :D  I went to bristol rovers away and that was shit hot. Boiling hot day, I got a little sun burnt! Stood on the terraces in shades love it  8)  Went in their supporters bar before the game which was cool too, got talking to a nice couple who supported them. And there was a rovers fan with a rovers flag in the away end!

The Gas will be our big derby next year.

Yep. City will be counting on us to do them over atleast twice.

 :shock:

:mrgreen:  sod.

Walsall - Went up with the misses for a weekend. Romance isn't dead. Was suprised at the wall of silence inside the Walsall ground. Shhhhh.

Brentford. On my todd. Driving but had a couple anyway. Met up with the guy who sits behind me in the town end. Delighted with point despite being 5 points away from anyone else.

Oldham. Went to see sister in Manchester and made her come to the game. 2-0 up and having a larf. Same old Swindon blew it....

Forest. Mates decided McDonalds was better bet than Hooters. Gaylords. So bad it was funny. Abused by a ginger Forest fan on way back. FFS, he was ginger. People in glass houses. Took the piss out of some bloke in a Balck Astra with big white skirts/body kit.

 I hope your right,because it'll mean the pox are DOWN :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I went to....wait for it...two away games this season :shock: .Yeovil which i enjoyed in spite of being in stood not too far away from DV,leading to my coming out.And Swansea,which was shit :(  Can't see myself going to many more away games next season really.

I've been to 3 games all season, none of them away   :o

Of course i'm right. The fucking scum don't stand a chance against the mighty Orient with Sir Martin Ling in charge.

I FUCKING HATE OXFORD  :evil:

Seriously, living with their cunt supporter makes you want to hurt them  :evil:

 :nod:  :thumbs: I think we can all agree with that :) I'm desperate for them to go down,some people want them to stay up so as we'll play them next season,but i don't give a fuck i just want them to go down.Maybe living in poxfordshire makes you hate them just a little tiny bit more,so much so that you want the fuckers to completely disappear from view into a league so far down that we'll never play them again :beers: ,its probably just me :)

Gillingham - Don't remember much, hostile, yet quite exciting atmosphere

Barnsley - Set the tone for the coming season

City - Don't remember much, City fan crashed due to his over-zealous abuse - ace!

Forest - Erm...

Port Vale - Deserved a win... as usual we didn't get it.

Don't think i went to any others. Poor show...

larwood, see my new avatar  :mrgreen:

brentford and gillingham this year, hopefully hit a few more next year!

I want to go to Accrington, Gas, Wycombe, Cheltenham, Torquay, Lincoln and Barnet to name a few.

thats because you normally seemed to appear....and we lost most games i went to so, you were the highlights and enjoyment of my day.

 8) Sweet!

Ooooh, i went to Brentford too. Nearly missed it due to piss poor planning...

Did anyone on here actually make it up to Hartlepool?

200 + miles on a bank holiday monday when we were shit?

Nope!

Doh!  :doh: how can I forget that infamous day!!

I think that was the highlight of the season nearly killing three TEFers  :D

Accrington is the one i'd really like to go to,its the glamour game of next season :wink:

aylesbury- lovely little ground
barnsley- realisation that the hype was a bit off the mark
gills-  first game where'd i'd met people off here properly.
sarfend- met sussex in the pub beforehand, spurned his advances. stood and tried to keep semi-racist jokes to the minimum volume

it seems like a lot more. i think it's cos it's been a massive mission for me to see town at home let alone away

Swansea was a great away day.
Nice place, awesome stadium and nice people. Except all the people under the age of 20 seemed to be Trundle look a likes! Good to see they live up to the Welsh nickname - Sheep.

That was the season before sadie.

Was it ? Jesus wept, seems not that long ago.

I know I keep saying it......but I can't wait for torquay!!!!  :D  I also like wycombe and hopefully I will not be in the sodding family enclosure this time in a completely different stand! Away end - yes. We can all play put the ball through the holes again! Reevsey give us a ball, reevsey reeevsey give us a ball.

i've been loads but cant really remember much except we lost alot and i drank alot of beer.

england poland chucked in there somewhere was quality aswell... 10 cans and 3 pints before we even got to manchester  :|

I cant be arsed to list all mine, but I make it 19 out of 23 away games

 List the 4 you missed then.

Port Vale, Bradford, Hartlepool & Swansea...+ Barnsley at home

In fairness, weren't you on the other side of the Atlantic for two or three of those games.

Fair weather fans  :roll:  :wink:

Stupid time too book a bloody holiday!  :D

 Didn't miss too much then..although I thought Barnsley the best L1 side I saw this season at the CG.

 I predicted them to go up...but to be fair I'm not sure what's happening in L1 anymore as I haven't bothered loooking at a table for a while now.

Port Vale & Banrsley I was on the other side of the world.

I didnt book the holiday, my mate did to see his grandparents, but our other mate couldnt get the time off work and I could.

Still got back on the Friday and was at Rotherham on the Saturday  :D

DV,you are impressive :) or mad,can't decide which :wink:

mad....

:)
Nah,its brilliant you keep on going,wish i could do the same,but i think i'd have jumped off the top of the South Stand by now if i had :( I wonder if they'll post a steward by the t.v gantry on Saturday, you never know we might feel like jumping off :wink:

if i was going to jump off the south stand i would have done it by now....

Brentford - Quality. "We aint got a barrel of money..." Finally ended our losing run. Great day, I do like their ground.

Franchise - Journey there was quite nice, that's about it

Rotherham - Went in a rough pub, then into town on a mini pub crawl (got there at 10.30). Had a cuppa in a cafe while some crazy old man was banging on about the chuckle brothers and mike pollitt and danny williamson. A win! But what a shithole

Hartlepool - Too far, too tired, shit place, shit ground, weird northern people. Not very many Swindon fans, good goal from Fallon though.

Bristol City - Quality day, had resigned to relegation weeks ago, so just went and had a good time, went out in Bristol in the night. Never heard a quieter set of home fans.........ever. 15,000 people sitting down for the whole game, bar 5 minutes after they scored.

Being in germany has restricted my away games tally a bit this season. Which way to Accrington?

your racism was disgusting at southend. fucking fascist cunt.

what on earth posessed you to go to aylesbury?

the thought of seeing towns wunderbar new team outplay some country types

plus their crazy kit is nice

Barnsley: Met everyone, syays it all really. England caned the Aussies all day at cricket.

Bournemouth: Jumping as high as physically possible wityhout hurting myself with Dave when Jenks scored and Yeovil Red's random shouting of abuse at little kids.

Franchise: UFO UFO :D  and trying to break the stand.

Gillingham: Coppers talking to police in Geordie accents, getting pissed, sobering up, getting pissed again. Everyone gets kicked out.

Yeovil: Great train journey; first introduction to drinking at 8:30am :D

Swansea: Too much beer and no food :(  but going mental when Shakes scored. Talked about Cardiff loads :?

City: Mental trip, mental game, lots of alcohol, shame about the relegation.

I've not done mine so will add my thoughts

Barnsley - Northern town, bowling alley was alright for drinking, yeovil passed out in my car

blackpool - no roof, lovely sunshiiiiiiine, was a nice day out

tranmere - the start of our run of defeats  :|

Walsall - got pissed on the train and went to watch the england match in walsall after the game

bournemouth - i think i went to this on my own,  :(

doncaster - found out a lump i had removed a weeks ago was actually cancer at 1pm, was in swindon at 2pm picking everyone up. i have no idea why i went to that game but it was one of favourite games of the season. iffys first game

Franchise - got pissed on the train, met sussex at 12 in mk train station, was all down hill from there. the ricky shakes song was sung  :|

brentford - saw 45 minutes of the game as i had to be in wigan by 7pm, left at half time and made it to wigan at 7.05  8)

huddersfield - sang constantly for 90 minutes, we played well happy days

port vale - should have won, ffs!!

peterborough - drove for fucking ages for an ldv vans game! - however did get one of the best pics ever taken  http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7807

Oldham - depressing losing a 2-0 lead...sonic sent us the wrong way round manchester :shake:

Chesterfield - wednesday night, its snowing, was a mental celebration when we scored the penalty  8)

Gills away - was to pissed to remember anything of the game, i remember being angry and most of the people i was with being thrown out  :D

southend - m25 on a friday night - bollocks!

nottingham forest -  :|

yeovil - train and beers, plenty of singing pre match, good day out

col u - long way for a tony thorpe dive  :|

swansea - got dicked for most of the game lucky to go ahead!

scunthorpe - we won hurrah

bristol city - minibus, drinking, grabbing ben wells and shaking him, falling over backwords when we scored and causing a crash when we left the ground  :D