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Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:10:15
Will you marry me  :D


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:16:57
Has he died again yet?


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:17:34
I heard Jack Bauer is gay


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:17:50
I heard he's got GRID.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:20:08
I wanna know why he's on our forum  :D
hopefully to rescue me from you queers  :mrgreen:


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:20:56
Maybe he's only got 24 hours to save himself from GRID. The antidote being a civil partnership but all the flights to England have been delayed because of a bomb scare at Heathrow.

That's Hollywood.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: yeo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:22:00
I notced a user called "cunt" the other day.


whatever next!


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:23:28
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I notced a user called "cunt" the other day.


whatever next!


Phallus, nob or winkle.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:27:48
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I wanna know why he's on our forum  :D
hopefully to rescue me from you queers  :mrgreen:


Apperently you've been trying to put a certain young lady off going for a drink with me.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:32:07
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I notced a user called "cunt" the other day.


whatever next!
Ha ha thats my mate!


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:33:08
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I wanna know why he's on our forum  :D
hopefully to rescue me from you queers  :mrgreen:


Apperently you've been trying to put a certain young lady off going for a drink with me.


I would never do that


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:37:12
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I notced a user called "cunt" the other day.


whatever next!
Ha ha thats my cunt!


ace.

I've decided that the word cunt isn't used enough on the forum, I've made five words change to cunt whenever you use them. See if you can guess what they are. There's a prize for whoever gets the most. Unless you can cheat, then you can't play.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:38:51
Grid


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:39:09
Ben Bushey Fred


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:39:19
diamandis


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:39:28
This might be quite tricky.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:39:54
stevie g


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Miss Angry on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:40:18
flammableBen


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:40:17
Donkey


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:40:19
give us a clue


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:40:39
cunt


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:40:49
Si Pie's got one.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:40:50
Aha I got one \ :D /

You won't believe me though. Eeee awww.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:42:56
Just writing cunt doesn't work axs. I'll let one of the other yellow people give you clues. I'm rubbish at them.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:44:02
was one of them donkey then?


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:44:22
answered my own question there.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:45:09
axs


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:45:36
yes?


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:46:03
bushey


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:46:30
oxford


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:47:26
pook


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:48:45
ok ok clues.

Si got Donkey...

Not known yet.
Birdy is a...
Overused in a recent slightly long thread...
I'm Fred's...
A lovely drink...


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:49:00
veiga


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: yeo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:49:16
I cant see it being football related.

Ummm

work

lemon

toni


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: yeo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:49:41
one


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:49:46
birdy is a cunt


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:50:02
cider


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: yeo on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:50:15
grid


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:50:42
slut


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:50:56
bitch


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:51:35
wine

mystery

bitch


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:51:51
i got the drink!


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:51:57
wine


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:52:22
yay  w i n e is one word


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:52:53
a lovely glass of red wine


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:53:11
Quote from: "-lil-nixy-07-"
bushey


oi


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:53:19
mate


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:53:43
i got another! m ate


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:53:57
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Quote from: "-lil-nixy-07-"
bushey


oi


 :oops: sorry


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:54:19
who are you and where is swinon


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Miss Angry on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:54:25
hun


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:54:50
soapy tit wank


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:54:51
Sorry name with hyphons and stuff in it. You don't get points for getting it second. It seems you could have been a bit unlucky though.

Thought you might get the drink axs.

That's...
Si Pie 1, (D0nkey)
axs 1, (W1ne)


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: -lil-nixy-07- on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:54:57
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
who are you and where is swinon


not far from Doncaster


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:55:14
m8 as well


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:56:25
mmm


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 21:58:25
I was trying "I've run out of wine". Does that mean they're all one word rather than phrases then.

EDIT: although strangely I didn't realise w1ne turned into wine. Fuck this.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:00:22
they are all one word.

it's 2-1 (axs vs. Si) m@te is indeed one of them.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:03:01
i can't think. i'm going to open a bottle of win e.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:04:39
What's the prize anyway?

Seeing as this thread has derailed already:

Are you still coming to the bowl on saturday Ben? Anyone else to for all day drinking fun in the sun. Oh and there's some bands playing I think.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:06:10
I really fancy some wine mate  :mrgreen:


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:06:58
I might turn up, but I've got work in the evening so only a few beers.

There are two clues left but I can't remember what they were, you might have to go back a few pages.

Birdy is a...
And a word used too much on a recent over-long thread or something.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:07:06
there's enough wine for everyone mate.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:07:34
its like a game of blankety blank:

Cuntity cunt  :D


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:09:33
attractive kneejerk


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:11:07
jealous


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:13:59
really nice girl?


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: axs on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:14:36
real


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:15:05
I'm fed up of having to re-read this thread, how about I just rotate the words as people get them. If you get one PM me, that way I can do a new word.

Also it'll mean that you have to try and use words that you think I might have swapped for cunt in normal conversation, much more fun. Any more flooding guesses and you lose points if you get one right.

I'll start a cunt score table later.


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:16:23
soapy tit wank


Title: FAO: JackBauer
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, September 13, 2007, 22:19:33
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I might turn up, but I've got work in the evening so only a few beers.

There are two clues left but I can't remember what they were, you might have to go back a few pages.

Birdy is a...
And a word used too much on a recent over-long thread or something.


I'm going to take it easy. Maybe 4 cans over a couple of hours and see where I go from there.