USA SELECTION COACH FIRED!

[fatbury]

In an amazing turn of events .. USA team boss fired his selection coach R E Tard .. after he incorrectly put forward Evangeline Lilly and Elisha Cuthbert into the USA squad yesterday.

He has been instantly replaced by WIK I Pedia for the rest of the tournament.

Coach Fatbury stated "It was a distressing start to the tournament for us but the US of A wished to point out that never at any point were we intending to pull the wool over anyones eyes (tho if anyone does then prepare for Invasion!).. as soon as we realised that Elisha wasnt eligble early on we put in reserve Kirsten .. but we had no idea that Evangeline was also not eligble! With the appointment of Wik Pedia we intend to come back with a HUGE bang on Friday and hopefully put the troubles of the first game well behind us!"

[Asher]

Fatbury - Doesnt this mean you are disqualified for having help in your selection???

[fatbury]

pssssssssst dont tell anyone but it was just me trying to cover my tracks by pretending i had selection coaches