Women are mad though, my reasoning is this:
Women think in emotion, men think using logic and the 2 are at odds with each other. The source of conflict is not hard to understand, it's just fucking annoying trying to have to explain something to a women using logic. All she actually hears is the emotional undertone, she then uses her intuition to misunderstand and read too much into it and produce a "different" interpretation of what was actually said.
Imo a lack of logic, higher sensory acuity and a very hardened inner world cause women to hear things that are often neither said or implied, purely because everything goes through these unusual paradigms within their mind.
I'll go back to bed, it's too early to start speaking bollocks.