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DMR

« on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 18:43:24 »

I have to babysit for mini Dave.

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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 18:58:44 »

How old is he ?If he's little teach him swear words that'll cheer you up.
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DMR

« Reply #2 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 19:12:16 »

He's 11 but not trusted in the house by himself. Harsh I say.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 19:31:51 »

That is harsh,get him drunk Dave Cool
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Barry Potter

« Reply #4 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 19:34:52 »

Sit down and watch a porn vid together.

Works for Michael Jackson. :shock:
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DMR

« Reply #5 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 19:35:01 »

Ha, I did once. Had a few mates round and he was getting in the way so we administered vodka via a straw.

Hilarious, we thought, until he fell over in the kitchen and cracked his head open.

That was a tough one to explain to the folks, I tell thee.
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 20:24:24 »

I'm going to a par tey for my mates 18th Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 20:25:45 »

Will there be snogging?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 20:53:41 »

and jelly and ice cream. or are you old enough to drink fruit punch?
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Barry Potter

« Reply #9 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 20:59:55 »

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and jelly and ice cream. or are you old enough to drink fruit punch?


Its an 18th Simon.Kids start drinking at 11 these days. Sad
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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:01:21 »

I'm going to go the co-op to by drink
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:04:14 »

OOh what will he buy?

I think 8 cans of stella a bottle of white wine and some cheese and onion crisps.
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flammableBen

« Reply #12 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:15:08 »

haha close.
8 cans of Kronenbourg and a bottle of red wine. No crisps though
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:21:55 »

Wow that was close,Is the wine for someone else or for your own binge purposes?

If its for you then I commend your wisdom,8 cans are never enough but 8 cans and a bottle of wine are perfect.

Im sorry im very bored tonight Sad
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, March 5, 2005, 21:28:51 »

if this is true, a monster hangover will be on the cards  :beers  sick
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