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I have to babysit for mini Dave.

 :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

How old is he ?If he's little teach him swear words that'll cheer you up.

He's 11 but not trusted in the house by himself. Harsh I say.

That is harsh,get him drunk Dave 8)

Sit down and watch a porn vid together.

Works for Michael Jackson. :shock:

Ha, I did once. Had a few mates round and he was getting in the way so we administered vodka via a straw.

Hilarious, we thought, until he fell over in the kitchen and cracked his head open.

That was a tough one to explain to the folks, I tell thee.

I'm going to a par tey for my mates 18th :D

Will there be snogging?

and jelly and ice cream. or are you old enough to drink fruit punch?

Its an 18th Simon.Kids start drinking at 11 these days. :(

I'm going to go the co-op to by drink

OOh what will he buy?

I think 8 cans of stella a bottle of white wine and some cheese and onion crisps.

haha close.
8 cans of Kronenbourg and a bottle of red wine. No crisps though

Wow that was close,Is the wine for someone else or for your own binge purposes?

If its for you then I commend your wisdom,8 cans are never enough but 8 cans and a bottle of wine are perfect.

Im sorry im very bored tonight :(

if this is true, a monster hangover will be on the cards  :beers  sick

nope all for me, unless I  donate a can to a housemate. The thinking behind the bottle of wine is that the cans were yet to be chilled so I needed something to drink while they have some fridge time. But you're right 8 cans is never enough. and the feeling of desperation you get when you finish the last one and realise there is no more drink in the house is second to none

Wow radical thinking drinking the wine first eh

radical indeed

Stick the cans in the freezer for 1/2 an hour.

I find the best way to avoid running out of beer (other than having 24 cans) is to try and delay when you start to as late as possible,then drink faster when you finally do start so you get more of an effect on less beer but then you end up getting tired cause you started later so go to bed feeling pissed but havent drank as much so get less hangover. Dos that make sense?  :D  Always seems a waste to start drinking to early,you only end up drinking alot more but with no more effect other than a bigger hangover.

i got it except the whole tired thing? i only get tired if i drink in the afternoon and stop

If I have 24 cans in the house I always end up trying to drink them all.(I fail)Im very greedy like that, can't agree with the early drinking thing though I tend to split drinking into daytrime and night time drinking with each being stand alone sessions. :P

Im a drunkard.

Would have put the cans in the freezer however some moron has filled it with food.

Couldn't wait any later to start. was getting the shakes.

Actually when I say stand alone they actually merge into one but any drinks before 6 dont count towards the evenings total.

Mini Dave has gone to bed after a tantrum

Time to hit the beers then

And I've ordered a curry. Huzzah!

I had one earlier

Of what variety?

Jalfrezi tonight

You should have had the tantrum earlier and got rid of him sooner :wink:

Credit where it's due, that made me  :D

Chicken korma

Was quite nice, could have been better though.

Word on the street is curry man can't come because he's had his lisence revoked. If it's waiting to be collected in town I won't be happy.

Good news folks, he made it.

Mmmmmmmmm free naan