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I have to spend the day with the Mrs family in the world capital of in-breeding; Devizes. :x

fucks sake. thats the 3rd home game this season I'm missing, wish I hadn't bothered with the season ticket now:cry:

 Something very wrong here.....Boxing Day football was invented to allow a fella to escape the rigours of the wife's family.

 Which is why there's normally a bigger crowd than usual.

I'm missing it too, I'll be in Gloucester with my mrs' grandad plus family.  

To be honest I'm not that bothered about it.

Piemonte, DMR is from devizes  :D

Reg. I know its wrong. Trouble is, we are hosting my side of the family for xmas dinner at our house and mrs monte is going to a lot of effort for it.

Subsequently, my initial refusal to attend her family do and go to football was met with extreme rage and violence to the extent that I've had to backtrack from my initial hard line approach to the subject.

Sade, I know :wink:  :mrgreen:

 But surely if you've only got to go to the Vize, then you can do the family bit, and get a pass out for the match, there must be a relo on the distaff side who's similarly minded?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  loser  :wink:

just kidding, bad luck mate, you should have said you would just meet up after the game, that is what I have done  8)  got moaned at but I don't give a fucking shit :o   :D

You're on the list, pieface  :x

I feel your pain. I'm missing the Swansea game due to relative-in-law related visitings. Up North too.

Women. Pah.

Some nice abbreviations there Reg :wink:  :D

I think I've used the wrong tactic here by going straight in with the hard line approach. A more softly softly approach may have yielded greated sucess.

Birdy, I wish I was hard like you :oops:  :shock:

Dave, Surley I cant be on THAT list? I'm not related to you :wink:

:x

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

i mock all you fools with family!

it really is handy when you've got a father who never misses home games and half of his family go anyway.

Its better when you cant stand your family! Im considering aborting xmas dinner as they fuck me off so much

I cant make it niether  :x  Got a family christmas dinner to go too.

Football before Family.... 8)

Hate to admit it :oops: ,but i feel a bit envious that you have a reasonable excuse for not going.Your be nicely ensonced in a warm house drinking and eating,and i'll be sat freezing cold watching us lose again with my moaning father.Can't wait :-))(  :(

Me and I 8 Razor are O72 and O73 in the Town End-same tickets we had for Shitty game-bring it on!

An omen 8) Trouble is i wore the same clothes to Blackpool that i wore when we beat shitty and it didn't work :( Maybe we should play all our games on a Friday and be on Sky as well .That might just do it. :wink:

or...play all our games against Shitty  :D

I wont be there against Colchester, i agreed ages ago to go round my mrs sisters house for dinner and if i dont go my balls will be strung up to the nearest lampost. :|

   This is a right eye opener....

Does anyone remember last season against them :( ? That was grim and i can't see this season being any better,not if we play like we did against the seasiders.I'm going on Boxing Day but,brother, i ain't looking forward to it :(

Thats another reason why im not too worried about missing it cos they hammered us last season. :(

 I had a king size hang over and so did most of the players from how they played....we can't affford a repeat this year...Iffy has to make sure our piss heads keep off the bottle....even if it means going round after them....its no good relying on their "professionalism"

You don't have to be a relative :beers:

Same here I'm in Portsmouth. We're gonna get hammered anyway

Why?  :mrgreen:

what about your left eye Reg? :soapy tit wank:

Just invite the family along, would bring more people to the club. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Good your not fucking wanted anyway.