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DMR

« on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 19:33:28 »
and it bled for 45 minutes

hahahahaha
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 19:34:38 »
Ouch  :shock:
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DMR

« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 19:36:27 »
Yet to his eternal credit he'd pulled by 10pm
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Sussex

« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:11:36 »
On a similar subject - has anyone else ever snapped their banjo?

I was with an ex doing the biz, and noticed things down below had got a bit more slippery than usual. Pulled out and blood went everywhere, over the duvet, up the wall. Ouch :shock:

Took about two weeks before I could do anything again. Have to cross my legs even now at the thought  :?
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:14:31 »
yup and it makes me cringe to think about it. i get scared it's gonna happen again sometime - that's why i've taken a vow of celibacy (not really i'm just a loser)
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DMR

« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:18:05 »
Putting it in the browneye without lube doesn't half wrench all skin back  :twisted:
You asked mate.
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Sussex

« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:53:34 »
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Putting it in the browneye without lube doesn't half wrench all skin back  :twisted:
You asked mate.


Ha ha, I was nowhere near the choccy starfish Dave!
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 21:02:56 »
My brother did it this xmas eve! It was weird hearing my nan and uncle talking about it on xmas day over our dinner
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 11, 2005, 23:55:54 »
I feel sick.
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, February 12, 2005, 12:49:50 »
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My brother did it this xmas eve! It was weird hearing my nan and uncle talking about it on xmas day over our dinner


hahaha unlucks, i'll ask him about it next time i see him  Cool
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