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« on: Friday, January 14, 2005, 19:28:43 »

...are they really that stupid that they need the following warning labels..

A flushable toilet brush that warns users, “Do not use for personal hygiene” has been identified as the nation’s wackiest warning label in an annual contest sponsored by a consumer watchdog group.

The $250 second place award went to Matt Johnson of Naperville, Illinois for a label on a popular scooter for children that warns: “This product moves when used.”

Third place and $100 went to Ann Marie Taylor of Camden, South Carolina who found the following warning on a digital thermometer that can be used to take a person’s temperature several different ways: “Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”

Fourth place was a label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in “blending, whipping, chopping and dicing,” that warns: “Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.” Sent in by Ken Stein of Berkeley, California.

In fifth place was a label on a nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material. It carries this warning: “Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device.”Sent in by Christen Millard of Westerville, Ohio

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« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 10:08:02 »

Crazy yankee s.o.b.'s!!  Some make the average english pikey look like royalty, those god'dam red necks from hicksville
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 15:43:04 »

It's probably got more to do with the compensation culture than anything to be honest.

Like sleeping tablets that warn you they can make you drowsy Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 20:55:57 »

i think they should take the labels off everything and let it sort itself out (a quote from someone not sure who but very true)
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 21:06:02 »

When they released the film The madness of King George III in America they had to change it to The madness of King George cos of worries people wouldn't go because they hadn't seen the first two.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 21:06:50 »

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 21:21:57 »

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When they released the film The madness of King George III in America they had to change it to The madness of King George cos of worries people wouldn't go because they hadn't seen the first two.


they don't have history in america though do they?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 21:25:27 »

They have guns and fat people.They have some good tunes though.
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