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[RobertT]

Mate sriously get on the booze. I must average at least 2 shits the day after a heavy session. The stats speak for themselves.

same as, and mine slip out as if some sort of lubricant is involved.  Ghost shits are order of the day following a night on the vino

[Danjackson10]

Right taken some laxatives and had some prunes (fucking sick) i think the turtles head is nearly popping out the shell, the little bastard just wont come!

Be ready for the explosion. Then take a picture and put it on here

ben ts gonna be huge when it comes and i aint gonna put it up for everyone to rate out of 10!
i have no doubt when it comes it will come out with a "howdie ho!"


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[Danjackson10]

Mate sriously get on the booze. I must average at least 2 shits the day after a heavy session. The stats speak for themselves.

Im trying to cut down on thae sauce! thats your answer to everything si!

[pumbaa]

Cup of tea & orange juice (not together) seems to work for me.

A vindaloo might do the trick though.

Keep us posted