Bank Holiday Weekend

[santini]

ace.  My dildo is now called the smeetonator  

  I'm humbled by this Bird, but as something of a perfectionist, I'd like to check that the Smeetonator is providing an efficient service.

 Although trusting of SR's opinion on the matter...a personal viewing would be more satisfactory.

Would you need to calibrate it by comparison with the real thing?

You should be known as Professor Smeeton - Chair of Orgasmic Chemistry

[Reg Smeeton]

Would you need to calibrate it by comparison with the real thing?

 No in the interests of science  I'd use an orgasmatron similar to that in Barbarella....but more efficient.

 Duran Duran...pah.

[Sussex]

ace.  My dildo is now called the smeetonator  

  I'm humbled by this Bird, but as something of a perfectionist, I'd like to check that the Smeetonator is providing an efficient service.

 Although trusting of SR's opinion on the matter...a personal viewing would be more satisfactory.

Would you like a viewing in the Merlin tomorrow? Birdy's fine with it.  

[Reg Smeeton]

ace.  My dildo is now called the smeetonator  

  I'm humbled by this Bird, but as something of a perfectionist, I'd like to check that the Smeetonator is providing an efficient service.

 Although trusting of SR's opinion on the matter...a personal viewing would be more satisfactory.

Would you like a viewing in the Merlin tomorrow? Birdy's fine with it.  

 I appreciate the offer, but wouldn't be able to rig up the orgasmatron at such short notice.

 http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/Reg__Smeeton/duranduran2.jpg

[Sussex]

Fair enough Reg, I'll give you more notice next time.

I'll sort some pictures of him in action tonight and pm you a link  

[STFC Village]

What a cack day. Work 'til 4am, sleep, work 1pm 'til 5, dinner, watch one of the shittest matches ever (Manure/Sunland), now back into work until 6am, resulting in me being knackered for tomorrows game

PS Make sure you don't try and send the aforementioned pics to me Sussex :|