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jesus christ she is rough.

what were all the threads about her for? SPAM??

I saw her on TV yesterday. And i agree. Fucking rough.

Yeah, some cunt spamming his website selling Nike Air Jordans. He couldn't even spam properly, he just had a fuck load of links, that were all the same, in one post with the just his website name. Why post 30 of exactly the same link in one post? Fucking nobhead.

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You can see where she got her look from.

rrraahahahahahahahahah funniest thing Ive seen all week!

Im not being rude (well I am) but I bet her minnie is like a bucket!

And if someone could tell me what is going on with her mouth/lips Id be greatful
thanks xxx

I think it's called too much lipo suction & Botox, boob jobs etc

first time I've heard a foomf called a minnie!

First time i've heard a fishbox being called a foomf.

Minnie is a very common name for a womans lady garden...shortened from Minge.

gash is a better word for it.

Minnie or ladygarden are much more ladylike!

although Im doubting theres much ladylike about Jordans

She has a heart tattoo above her 'key area'

and she has the same tattoo as my sister much to my sisters repulsion!

Who got it first? :P


You just know she's filth in bed.

charlottes sister is not that filthy in bed

I will not rise to that!

and My sister got it before anyone even knew who Jordan was

she's disgusting in every way! Jordan not jfws sister

I prefer Badly wrapped kebab

I would.

I've got low standards.

 :D

She was passably pretty before she got herself some clown tits. Now she is, like Miss Angry says, disgusting in every way.

NSFW - http://deagle.co.uk/index.php/celeb-galleries/jordankatieprice/jordan-playboy (Pictorial evidence of said tattoo)

EUUUU YOU JUST MADE ME LOOK AT HER MINNIE!!

As well as a sign saying "Lorries please keep to left hand lane only"

Fuck it.

I'd jazm up her chazm.

I don't think she'd notice (that's no slight on the size of little-BR, more the size of her cavenous axe-wound)

you could fit michael jordan, eddie jordan and the middle eastern nation of jordan up her and she wouldn't notice.

Yep, it'd be like fucking a bin bag full of noodles.


Now they're what you call shit tits. Has anyone ever someone with real tits that are that shape with nipples positioned that strangely?

How can she not look in the mirror and say, "You know what, these tits look silly and i look disgustingly rough."

a snatch like a wizard's sleeze

Yeah she's gone a bit rough but I'd still love to get inside her, man the fuck up you lot.

I don't understand everyone that says she's rough.
Ok, she's a bit of a twat, but you get home one night after 8 or 9 pints, and she's in your bed naked.
Tell me you'd say no then.

 
 

 I'd say no. Firstly, because my wife would be lying next to her. Secondly, because my trouser snake would be a bit limp after 9 pints. Thirdly, downstairs I've got a few cans and a chicken tikka masala with garlic nan.

She'd have to be asleep, if not in a korma.

desperate times and all that eh Dave


too right i would. She's rougher than a badgers arss.

She is someone i look at and just think "my god you're rough"
Dame Helen Mirran(sp) is 100 times better and she's almost 3 times her age

If you are talking fantasy shags Jordan would be pretty low on my list.

I bet shagging Jordan would be like throwing a sausage down an alleyway. Not much tread left on that tyre. Etc. etc.

But at least she's better than Kerry Katona.

Tis true Batch

ahh she worth a squirt

On a bed of rice? With her uncle Ben?

Of disinfectant before you touch it.

Kerry Katona would scrub up quite well though, wouldn't she?!! Or is it just me?

Sound effects would be good at the time of climax!

Huh? That's like saying, but at least she's better than John Prescott.

Surely Kerry Katona wouldn't make anyone's fantasy shag list, apart from Sippo's evidently. :)

kerry has awesome jubbiles

Given the choice between Jordan, Katona and Prezza I think a lot of people would be surprised at how tempting the Hon Member for Hull suddenly started to appear :). Although clearly death would be a hot favourite fourth choice

i'd say no on the basis that i dread to think what diseases i'd catch.

Spot on SY.

I love this pretending, it's so funny. I bet my mortgage that every man who has posted in this thread has fucked a bird who's rougher than Jordan. Cast iron fact.

Excluding the virgins, of course.

and the gays, of course.

And The Fall Guy. He's never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.

Virgins and gays aren't men.

I would, but only if she refused to give consent.

That's the spirit!

have to dissagree. whilst i have slept with a couple of rough birds i really do find Jordan repulsive and worse than i have slept with. Seriously she is just wrong

So that's virgins, gays and magicroundabout that aren't men.

appears so :)

I can't say I have, do I win your mortgage?

http://tinyurl.com/ybdsmp8

Yeah, you're probably right. If I was out and she asked me to have a quick blast i probably would. But i think it's because she's being compared to other celeb birds, not our own drunken conquests. And when you stick her in the same group as other celeb sex symbols, which is what she has achieved through her media whoredom, then she's rough. Very.

 :D

lets discuss "whos the ugliest person you have ever podged"  :soapy tit wank:

Mine was when I was in Greece.

A girl whom everybody else called "cod face". A friend of mine who was also working out there, as a cameraman, took a photo of me with her one night and stuck outside the shop for all to see the next day.

Was she a Gills fan?

Here we go again, pauld carping on with his puns.

Nope. Wouldn't touch a lass like that with yours. And to be fair, I doubt I'd be asked either. So everyone's happy really.

I think Pauld's puns are brill

You may be the sole person who thinks that.

(Didn't we do fish puns just recently)

And that is what it is.

I was discussing this with my mates the other day. It seems all men have two sets of standards, one for "real" women that you might actually meet and have a chance of fucking, and a whole other set that is reserved for the fantasy world.

If Jordan wasn't famous but looked exactly the same every single one of you would fuck her.

For the record, I think she fucking rough too but i've definitely been with far uglier/fatter/older and generally more booted women.

Yeah we all do

No, I still wouldn't. Honestly, I think she's repulsive

We did. But we never really fin-ished. It's comedy gold(fish)

OK. No need for me to be coy about it then.

The one thing I don't like about Jordan is all the 'pouting' she does.

Is that really the only thing you don't like about her? Apart from that there's nothing wrong?

Is that to me fb?

If so, mega whoosh.

I got it.

I'd go with that. We do have 2 standards without a doubt, because i've debated similarly. For instance certain birds you see on the box and you quite fancy, but if they weren't famous and you saw them out, you'd probably barely bat an eyelid.

I wouldn't have a go on Jordan if she wasn't famous simply because birds like her are nothing like the women i'd even be interested in. However, if i was drunk and she was instigating it, i've no doubt i'd take it home and hope she wasn't there when i woke up. :)

I like the way a spammer posting links to buy Nike Air Jordan's has caused such an ace debate.

Err. double whoosh?

I once slept with a female version of augustus gloop whilst on holiday in turkey, was actually sick in the middle of it but perservered.

Other than that some rough bird with the same tattoo as jordan

I drove past her house today, i can confirm the plastic titted old minger wasn't there. and no i wouldn't, as i know someone who has, and it wasn't recommended.

Ive had many munters in the younger days.

I ran down the street one morning to get away from one in woodstock

Another i gave her £2.20 to get the bus home and told her to fuck off :)

Rite of passage, your not a man until you've climbed out of a bedroom window at 5am after sobering up and realising you've slept with bernard manning, errm so a mate told me anyway.

Or you've taken home such a monster that you make her get out by climbing down from the 1st floor balcony so your mates don't see her.

errrm, a mate told me that one as well.

Probably the same mate the dirty no principled bastard.

My mate once fucked a midget in front of me for fun. It wasnt very fun for me.

A midget tried to chat me up a couple of weeks ago.

It's not much fun being hassled by a horny midget who won't go away.

insert si pie joke here

actually that sounds horrible

It's ok Bennett, I'll hassle you all you like when it's hug a ginger day.

Are you Ashley Cole in disguise?  ;)

Kiss a ginger day. 12th Januray 2010

That's actually the day the world is going to end

To much ginger love will cause a hole to form in our reality. Mankind will not be able to cope

some people may find the development of a hole a good thing...just depends how realistic their previous one was

ooooo kinky

can you be my adopted e-bitch?

I've wanted one for a while now

Excuse me? No.

Know your role, and shut your mouth

My role?

why is your name STFC dave, do you pronounce your first name 'stttefffsee'?

Yes and?

you can cut the sexual tension with a knife

I'm going to try and find you on Facebook.

I bet you don't look like a STFC

i BET YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE  A DEAD BALDY

Is that what you are into then?

That's a shame  :(

Shittest alias yet and that ain't saying much, poor effort whoever you are.

  :eek:

You're a nasty one aren't you?

Isnt Jade a pungent home smell dispenser?

Yes, but i use glade.

Glade is much better, that's why i use it.

Day after my birthday as well! Too much excitement in one week!!!!

Is that the big three-ohh?

I think "he big three-ohh" refers to 30, not 35.

No mingers!!

Oh and I see the big titted one has walked out of the jungle!

I reckon 29 then, it must be close.

Your 30th is going to be such a big anti-climax when it does happen.

No it isnt! well it might be for you! ;)