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« Reply #28650 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 10:37:46 » |
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The state of a young chap's eyebrows on an estate agents billboard on Newport Street.
Not noticed the eyebrows, but the way the bloke on the right is standing with his arm over his head like a catalog model. Fuck off. |
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #28651 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 10:40:06 » |
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Mobility scooter riders.
A menace, seemingly oblivious to everything around them.
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey
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« Reply #28652 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 10:49:30 » |
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Mobility scooter riders.
A menace, seemingly oblivious to everything around them.
Are they allowed on the road or not? Think not, but an old fella in Wroughton is always on the road in his. |
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #28653 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 10:56:55 » |
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Are they allowed on the road or not? Think not, but an old fella in Wroughton is always on the road in his.
The class 3 ones which can do 8mph are allowed on the road. |
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #28654 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 11:54:38 » |
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Embarrassing isn't it.
Just spotted a barber shop in Blackpool called "Man Cave". "Italian and Turkish hot towel shave". Wasn't aware that Italian or Turkish towels were different from any other ones. Learn something new every day. |
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #28655 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 12:00:36 » |
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At a Turkish barber you get a large hand towel straight from a steamer wrapped around your head along with a massage post haircut.
It's good.
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #28656 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 12:21:59 » |
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At a Turkish barber you get a large hand towel straight from a steamer wrapped around your head along with a massage post haircut.
It's good.
Ahh, I see. That does sound good. I go to Crazy George in Gorse Hill. Lots of loud conversation with a fair bit of swearing and some frantic scissor work. All for a fiver. It's great. |
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« Reply #28657 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 12:34:22 » |
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At a Turkish barber you get a large hand towel straight from a steamer wrapped around your head along with a massage post haircut.
It's good.
Ifs its your first time, don't panic when you see them light a massive cotton bud that been sat in paraffin and start smacking it against your ears :-) |
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« Reply #28658 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 13:41:50 » |
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Ifs its your first time, don't panic when you see them light a massive cotton bud that been sat in paraffin and start smacking it against your ears :-)
'kin 'ell. Think I'll stick to Virgilio's! |
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« Reply #28659 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 13:42:36 » |
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Just spotted a barber shop in Blackpool called "Man Cave".
"Italian and Turkish hot towel shave".
Wasn't aware that Italian or Turkish towels were different from any other ones.
Well they need shaving apparently? |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #28660 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 14:59:36 » |
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At a Turkish barber you get a large hand towel straight from a steamer wrapped around your head along with a massage post haircut.
It's good.
An old boy who used to cut my hair, was particularly pissed off that you could advertise as a Turkish barber, but he couldn't advertise as an English barber as that was considered racist... he had a point, makes no sense. |
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« Reply #28661 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 15:18:59 » |
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An old boy who used to cut my hair, was particularly pissed off that you could advertise as a Turkish barber, but he couldn't advertise as an English barber as that was considered racist... he had a point, makes no sense.
Sounds like an old wives tale. Plenty of places advertise as e.g. "Old English Sweetshop" and that kind of thing. The idea you can't fly English flags or say you're English etc is just one of the many load of cobblers peddled by the right on Facebook. Did he ask you to share if you agree? |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #28662 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 15:26:29 » |
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Sounds like an old wives tale. Plenty of places advertise as e.g. "Old English Sweetshop" and that kind of thing. The idea you can't fly English flags or say you're English etc is just one of the many load of cobblers peddled by the right on Facebook. Did he ask you to share if you agree?
No it's true enough... he was also pissed off by the PRS, who told him he'd have to pay to listen to Ken Bruce on Radio 2 on his tranny. It's just one of those things.... I daresay had he always advertised as an English barber, there would not have been a problem. |
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Wobbly Bob
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« Reply #28663 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 15:35:51 » |
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Well they need shaving apparently?
So that would make them Brazilian towels.  |
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Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
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« Reply #28664 on: Friday, August 3, 2018, 16:00:32 » |
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Sounds like an old wives tale. Plenty of places advertise as e.g. "Old English Sweetshop" and that kind of thing. The idea you can't fly English flags or say you're English etc is just one of the many load of cobblers peddled by the right on Facebook. Did he ask you to share if you agree?
I've always thought those Old English Sheepdogs were right racist buggers! |
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