Maybe they could do a 10 things about me type thing, I'll start
1.I like ghosts/UFOs/weird shit
2.I crack me up
3.My dogs breath smells like dog food
4.Lager makes me bloated
5.Getting old makes me sad
6.I have a scar above my left eye that makes me look well hard.
7.My music tastes are better than yours
8. I like living in Cirencester
9.I want a dartboard and a darts related nickname
10.I'm going for a cigarette.