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Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:22:30 Fucking hell. Okay I am blistered, but just been sobered up big time.
Went down to Brighton (I live in Crawley) for a roadtrip with a few mates in a G reg Rover MEtro which was written off a few weeks ago due to a collision to the rear. Otjher mate was driving a Vauxhall Astra. Got blistered in Brighton, and thought it'd be funny to race on the way home. I was in the Metro, and we fell behind early on, before the boot flew open at over 100mph. A girl was in the backseat, and shre cudn't reach the boot, so I lept from the freont seat and tried to close the boot. I almost closed it, bvefore it was wrenched from my hands and I lost my grip, falling towards the road. The girl got my ankle and with superhuman strength pulled me back in. I'm over 10 st. How sxhe managed it I will never know. Fuck me I was inches from the tarmac. I am shaking right now. Fuck. I was in Brighton whole evening with my Swindon shirt and got no trouble. Then on th eway home I was inches from dying. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:28:00 Hold on, were you pissed up when you were racing?
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:28:04 Well im glad your ok ,racing is for twats dont do it!
Father Has Spoken... Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:32:28 If you were pissed and you did that, then you deserve whatever you get.
That's harsh but I mean that. Imagine if some little kids had been having a sleepover or something and where pissing about in the road and you'd splintered some child across the tarmac. Big man, eh? Actions like that are fucking stupid and so are you. Rant over. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:37:55 Just to point out, I am great, but I can't hold a boot shut and drive at the same time. I have a year old Vauxhall Corsa - with no history of boot problems. I wasn't drive, my mate was totally sober, but racing, in a fashion. It's a dual carriageway, late at night, we were having our fun. Don't lambast him, he only reached 102mph, that's quite pitiful considering he was racing. And it was fucking hilarious until I had my semi-death.
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:39:23 Dickhead.
Perhaps when his torso is banged up in a coffin one day you'll think so too. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:40:18 spazlord!
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:42:05 Me?
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:42:24 I wasn't driving. Me not in control of car. I was trying to close a boot which was in danger of killing us all! I was scared out of my fucking head, and you're criticising me for racing!
It was fucking stupid, but I was battered on vodka and spent the night going round Brighton sucking my thumb and holding a teddy bear (long story) so I was in no position to take the moral high ground! Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:43:03 I was going to say I dont think Walrus was driving. :soapy tit wank: It was not very clear though if who was driving was pissed or not,glad he wasnt.
Bit of late night racing on some quiet fast roads is fine. 8) Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:43:07 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Me? Probably Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:43:19 dave, do you know how annoying that badger is?
rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying Title: I Should Have Died Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:43:20 to be honest I've done over 120mph on the M5 at 3am so I can't really say anything.
except that it was fun. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:44:11 Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying 0 Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:44:59 Quote from: "sonicyouth" to be honest I've done over 120mph on the M5 at 3am so I can't really say anything. except that it was fun. i don't drive but i must admit there has been the odd occasion where my mates been racing. in his brothers seat leon cupra r was fucking scary - 135mph down the dual carriage way :shock: he didn't go racing after that Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:45:00 Quote from: "sonicyouth" to be honest I've done over 120mph on the M5 at 3am so I can't really say anything. except that it was fun. You drive a Clio how the fuck did you manage thaT? OMG WHAT IF THERE HAD BEEN A KID ON A SLEEPOVER PLAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. You'd have splintered him all over the tarmac omg you are such a menace to society, lets make all roads 15mph, HELL AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A DRIVING LICENSE. OH YEAH, AND DROP IGOE, EVANS, PARKIN, O'HANLON, DUKE, JENKINS, HOLMES, HEWLETT, SMITH, PROCTOR - BUT KEEP FUCKING HEYWOOD. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:47:48 Yeah Dave,since when do little kids on sleepovers play in the middle of roads? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:48:00 You're pissed :P
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:48:20 it wasn't in my Clio, it was my mate's Golf GTDi. I have done over 100 in my clio though, it feels as if it's about to explod 8)
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:49:57 You and me gotta race Sonic! 8)
I raced a Bournemouth fan today, but she wasx driving a Clio so she got pissed on. I love inter-fan tussles on the motorway, they rule! 8) Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:50:00 Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying more annoying than that fat kid? Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:50:33 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying 10 i rest my case Title: I Should Have Died Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:50:49 Fuck off Walrus you were racing in an unroadworthy car,I accept that young men can be nobs and racing happens particularly in the Chav classes just admit that it was cockish and stop trying to defend it.
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:52:23 Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying more annoying than that fat kid? not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and....... Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:52:34 yeah if a car was roadworthy the boot shouldn't pop up, why the feck didn't your mate pull over to close the boot :?: :?:
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:53:38 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying more annoying than that fat kid? not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and....... so is that the ok to bring the fat kid back?? :D Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:53:50 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Fuck off Walrus you were racing in an unroadworthy car,I accept that young men can be nobs and racing happens particularly in the Chav classes just admit that it was cockish and stop trying to defend it. He has got to be a chav surely. Shaved eyebrow and now this. I reckon his girlfriend is rented. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:53:58 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Fuck off Walrus you were racing in an unroadworthy car,I accept that young men can be nobs and racing happens particularly in the Chav classes just admit that it was cockish and stop trying to defend it. yup that scare should have taught a lesson really. Yeovil has infinite wisdom, listen to the old stella swigging fool will you Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:54:54 Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying more annoying than that fat kid? not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and....... so is that the ok to bring the fat kid back?? :D no i did say that the fat kid was more annoying Title: I Should Have Died Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:56:28 The badger stays for now.
I'm working on something else. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:57:17 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "simon pieman" dave, do you know how annoying that badger is? rate it on a scale of 1-10 please, 10 being most annoying more annoying than that fat kid? not quite as bad. this badger thing was funny for about 2 weeks way back when but it's just annoying watching it doing that fucking dance over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and....... so is that the ok to bring the fat kid back?? :D no i did say that the fat kid was more annoying siorry my eyes/mind playing tricks on me just for old times sake http://www.whits.plus.com/files/fattyfatfatfat%5b2%5d.gif Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 00:57:42 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 11:58:57 Yeh I should have walked home from Brighton :roll:
The car was written off a few weeks ago but he still drives it. It was that or be stuck in Brighton with a Town shirt on. Not really a lesson to be learnt here as I wasn't driving, althuogh I remember that next time I'm racing someone to check if my car is roadworthy :wink: Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 12:27:30 You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. :D
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 14:12:46 Quote from: "Barry Potter" You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. :D I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots" I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 14:44:32 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Barry Potter" You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. :D I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots" I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window. You probably get the stick when you drive because you look like a chavvy wanker,especially with that spolier on the back of your Corsa. :D Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 17:51:27 Quote from: "Barry Potter" Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Barry Potter" You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. :D I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots" I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window. You probably get the stick when you drive because you look like a chavvy wanker,especially with that spolier on the back of your Corsa. :D :o I wish I did have a spoiler....! It is black, but it's not veyr chavvy. I'm about the least chaviest person you could meet, although I do have a chain, but its silver, and my dad has some burberry aftershave, but he found it! Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 17:55:31 Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Barry Potter" Quote from: "Walrus" Quote from: "Barry Potter" You keep going on about wearing your Town shirt. Its Brighton not Oxford,no ones going to harm you unless you were going around singing songs about all Brighton fans being gay. :D I got egged, and persistently sang: "Town full of faggots" I get tons of stick when I'm driving, with my Swindon Town sticker in the back window. You probably get the stick when you drive because you look like a chavvy wanker,especially with that spolier on the back of your Corsa. :D :o I wish I did have a spoiler....! It is black, but it's not veyr chavvy. I'm about the least chaviest person you could meet, although I do have a chain, but its silver, and my dad has some burberry aftershave, but he found it! i hope that was a tongue in cheek comment, otherwise that is chavvy Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:02:57 Indeed it is.
I the only think more chavvy than finding some burberry aftershave is nicking it! Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:43:01 where on earth do you find burberry aftershave? "oooh look over there in that bush!!"
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: magicroundabout on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:45:28 Quote from: "Walrus" Yeh I should have walked home from Brighton :roll: The car was written off a few weeks ago but he still drives it. It was that or be stuck in Brighton with a Town shirt on. Not really a lesson to be learnt here as I wasn't driving, althuogh I remember that next time I'm racing someone to check if my car is roadworthy :wink: i have to say that at some point whilst driving we have all raced. but never have i heard something so stupid than your mate having his car writen off yet still driving it. then again racing in it. if he had crashed even at 5mph into another car he wouldn't have insurance or mot and be fucked. and your more stupid to even get in the car with him. don't forget you wasn't pissed when you first went to Brighton. at the end of the day it's your life your playing with. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 18:48:10 http://pnavy.com/dansound/albums/album01/burbery_metro.jpg
Is this the car? Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 20:28:28 I was pissed when I got in the car.....
Plus, my dad did actually find Burberry aftershave at the airport. Brand new bottle. Quite nice too :D Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:14:59 if the boot opened why didnt you just pull the car over and close it? Why on earth would you need to close it whilst driving?
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:19:56 We'd have lost the race duhh :D
No, he reckoned he couldn't brake as the boot would have opened further (it only opened halfway apparently) and he'd have spun out. Also, we were on a dual carriageway so there was nowhere to pull over. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:22:40 even if your on a dual carrageway you can pull over. You sound like a bit of a tit to be fair.
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:30:16 Yeh, I should have jumped on my mates lap and gently pulled over!
I was just following orders. I was wrecked, had no idea what I was doing. and there was no hard shoulder so pulling over would have been dangerous on this particular stretch of road - it's notoriously dangerous. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: yeo on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:32:27 Quote from: "Walrus" have been dangerous on this particular stretch of road - it's notoriously dangerous. You've put that in for a reaction haven't you? Title: I Should Have Died Post by: walrus on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 21:36:49 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "Walrus" have been dangerous on this particular stretch of road - it's notoriously dangerous. You've put that in for a reaction haven't you? Haha no, the A23 has had a series of very bad accidents recently, making last night's shananingans look even more stupid. Recently some BMW filled with adolescents wiped themselves out and a family of 3.... It's a dual carriageway with shitloads of nasty bends, and quite poor visibility. It's also the route from Brighton to Crawley, so all the Crawley-boys use it on their way home from Creations.... :roll: Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 22:44:33 Walrus, I think you need to re-evaluate your choice of friends.
They sound like moronic chavvy cunts to me. Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Rossi on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 23:10:52 My mate span out on the motorway a couple of weeks ago doing about 70. That was 2 days after passing his test. The day before that he was pulled over by the police because they thought he was drink driving (even though he wasn't) because he kept stalling it and he is a crap driver
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 6, 2005, 23:49:39 I bet you go to these cruises and do burn outs and stuff Walrus? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
Title: I Should Have Died Post by: janaage on Monday, March 7, 2005, 09:33:14 Walrus whether you were a passenger, a pissed up passenger or you were tricked into getting into your mates car, the point is your an adult who could have told your mate to fucking pack it in. Just cos he's a mate you don't have to agree with everything he says or does. Just be man enough to admit that even being a part of that was a stupid thing to do, you sound like you're trying to make yourself look like the kiddy - when on that night you weren't.
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