Title: Best Meltdowns Post by: Amir on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:11:19 Anyone remember the guy from Cippenham(not Chippenham) who deleted his account because someone made a joke about the club going under?
He was angry because people reading it might be having a bad day. All the more reason to make a joke, you would have thought :) Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: horlock07 on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:15:43 The meltdowns that finish with account deletion are always the best ones....
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Nemo on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:18:37 Who was it that Fred offered out when he posted his home address?
Also, Toni. That is an all time classic. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:20:52 Anyone remember the guy from Cippenham(not Chippenham) who deleted his account because someone made a joke about the club going under? He was angry because people reading it might be having a bad day. All the more reason to make a joke, you would have thought :) For those that missed it. He must have had a really crap 24 hours: http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=15316.0 Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: horlock07 on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:23:53 For those that missed it. He must have had a really crap 24 hours: http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=15316.0 To be fair it appears he never deleted his account - that thread does show how many people have though? Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Nemo on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:24:46 All that over losing Dennis fucking Wise.
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: 4D on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:33:16 Who was it that Fred offered out when he posted his home address? Also, Toni. That is an all time classic. Shady? Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Batch on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:38:50 what happened to sir pissa? I know we missed his quiz answer but even so..
Title: Re: Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Friday, October 2, 2015, 11:41:22 Jesus.. Good job he wasn't angry or shit would have gotten real.
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, October 2, 2015, 13:22:26 Same with JJ, what was his beef?
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Amir on Friday, October 2, 2015, 13:30:19 For those that missed it. He must have had a really crap 24 hours: http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=15316.0 Christ, the old memory isn't what it used to be...............or is it? I can't remember. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Berniman on Friday, October 2, 2015, 13:48:29 Same with JJ, what was his beef? I speak with him regularly, today in fact. Straw that broke the camels back just about sums that one up. He's got his own stuff going on but will no doubt re-appear again in the future when he has something to say. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 2, 2015, 13:54:43 Spacey vs. TalkTalk was a favourite of mine, but I think that got deleted.
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Berniman on Friday, October 2, 2015, 14:02:01 Spacey vs. TalkTalk was a favourite of mine, but I think that got deleted. Really? That was a classic. Surely one of the mods can locate it in a vault somewhere? Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Sippo on Friday, October 2, 2015, 19:48:05 Arriba
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: StfcRusty on Friday, October 2, 2015, 20:02:05 For those that missed it. He must have had a really crap 24 hours: http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=15316.0 The best bit is when one of them says: Quote moron? i have a first class degree, a masters and i am managing director of one of sussexs top 50 companies. Partridgesque Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, October 2, 2015, 20:02:57 The Toni one sticks in my mind! Didn't it start asking about where she could buy an adver??
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: suttonred on Friday, October 2, 2015, 20:25:53 The best bit is when one of them says: Partridgesque Uh oh, who's gonna tell him ;) Mind you it is funny as fuck Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Honkytonk on Friday, October 2, 2015, 23:55:25 The Toni one sticks in my mind! Didn't it start asking about where she could buy an adver?? That thread should be recommended reading for anyone who comes on here. Sets out the tone of the TEF nicely. I read I when I first signed up.Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: stfc1975 on Friday, October 2, 2015, 23:57:51 Bandwagon
Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:00:28 That thread should be recommended reading for anyone who comes on here. Sets out the tone of the TEF nicely. I read I when I first signed up. Same here. At first I felt really sorry for her but then it just got more and more bizarre and by the end I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils* *maybe not really Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: stfc1975 on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:06:05 Quote from: Ells ink=topic=56094.msg1351706#msg1351706 date=1443830428 Same here. At first I felt really sorry for her but then it just got more and more bizarre and by the end I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils* *maybe not really I read it aswell . But I dont have to lick ass . " required reading if you want to be accepted" Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:10:34 I read it aswell . But I dont have to lick ass . " required reading if you want to be accepted" Someone's got sand in their vagina. Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: stfc1975 on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:21:53 [quote authr=Ells link=topic=56094.msg1351711#msg1351711 date=1443831034]
Someone's got sand in their vagina. [/quote] I dont get it. But then I suppose everyone will kiss your ass anyway thinkingbyour a girl. You nearly had me convinced Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:47:57 Yeah, you're definitely drunk. I think you need a kip m'love. And perhaps a bit more belief in yourself.
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: stfc1975 on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:53:15 Yeah, you're definitely drunk. I think youregular v kip m'love. And perhaps a bit more belief in yourself. I'm fine hun . Maybe we should meet before a game one day . Take a selfie ( together). Where do you sit. Or if not a regular I will defo meet you on your next appearance and buy you a Baby Sham. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 00:58:33 Do the words "fucking creepy" mean anything to you?
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: stfc1975 on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 01:05:20 Do the words "fucking creepy" mean anything to you? Nope. Man pretending to be a woman on the internet, Slightly. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 02:24:41 Haha what the hell? Someone having a meltdown in the thread about meltdowns! Only on here! :-[
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 02:59:27 Haha what the hell? Someone having a meltdown in the thread about meltdowns! Only on here! :-[ Indeed! :headhurts: Whatever your name is stfc1975, I realise this will come as a shock to you and for that I apologise - but half the population are female, and some of us actually like football. Dare I say it, some of us even understand it. Some of us have even learnt to read and write (which is more than can be said for you, but that's by the by.) I realise you have a problem with women, so I'll try not to shock you any further, but I will inform you now that I am not your "hun", and the chances of me accepting a "baby sham" from you are about similar to the chances of the Dalai Lama shitting on the Pope, only the former would be far more disturbing and unpleasant. Sorry about that. Do have an aspirin before you go to bed. :bye: Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Red Frog on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 06:25:46 Oh good. An LNT into the bargain. That was satisfyingly weird. Why was everyone up so late last night?
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 06:42:21 Ells that was an amazing comeback!! :notworthy:
I was up feeding my baby at silly o clock but stfc1975 probably wouldn't mind that as it would be seen as doing my womanly duties? Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: herthab on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 07:44:51 Can you still get Babycham? stfc1975 has certainly got the moves. Smooth motherfucker.
Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 07:48:00 I dont get it. But then I suppose everyone will kiss your ass anyway thinkingbyour a girl. You nearly had me convinced Why do you think Ells isn't female? Anyway, the TEF don't tend to kiss ass to females. Some of them have been downright rude to me at times ;) I had a Babycham round my friend's a couple of months ago. We were reliving our youth! Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 07:55:30 there are clearly two ways to prove you are female
1. boobs out PIC next to a copy of today's adver or 2. explain the offside rule. thus I've stereotyped men and women in one post, in the interest of equality ;) Title: Re: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: horlock07 on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 07:59:23 Someone's got sand in their vagina. I suspect alcohol in their blood more likely.....Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: horlock07 on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 08:04:44 there are clearly two ways to prove you are female There is a third way we could demand a test as per Caster Semenya? 1. boobs out PIC next to a copy of today's adver or 2. explain the offside rule. thus I've stereotyped men and women in one post, in the interest of equality ;) Seriously though what a bizarre evening I assume that the '1975' bit would refer to year of birth so seems a little strange to suddenly have a meltdown like a 15 year old? Booze is a funny old thing? Title: Best Meltdowns Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 08:16:00 it was certainly odd. happened across a few threads. 1975, perhaps, is having a midlife crisis after hitting 40?
booze 99% of the time makes me soppy, but every now and then I drink something that makes me surly.. now I know that you can't beleive everything you read on the internet, but if ells is a bloke then who am I following on twitter and why are they pretending to be a girl on there?; Title: Re: Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 08:24:21 I've been pretending to be a man on the Internet for years
Title: Re: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Honkytonk on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 08:34:06 now I know that you can't beleive everything you read on the internet, but if ells is a bloke then who am I following on twitter and why are they pretending to be a girl on there?; Because it makes me feel sexy. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: jayohaitchenn on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 09:17:50 This thread could be a classic given the right cues
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Nemo on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 09:22:24 Are Combe Down, STFC 1975 and inept and crass all the same person? I only mention because they all seem to post in very similar if not identical syntax and be entirely bonkers. And spoiling for a fight.
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Red Frog on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 09:51:05 How come no-one's yet mentioned our very own "special" constable, Stilton Red / It's Love?
Every post was a meltdown. I think he's still doing it on Twitter. Pity I can't find any of his classics in the archives on here. Title: Re: Post by: OrangeTransits on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 09:56:14 I've been pretending to be a man on the Internet for years GROW UP YOU CUNT !!! Title: Re: Post by: Red Frog on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 10:06:14 GROW UP YOU CUNT !!! As meltdowns go, that was pretty shit. Title: Re: Post by: OrangeTransits on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 10:21:46 As meltdowns go, that was pretty shit. Do you have lots of funny noises in your head as a lot seems to swoosh straight over the top of it. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: tans on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 10:38:36 Some proper Gerry Stilton deaconoidness in this thread
http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=24701.0 Title: Re: Post by: Red Frog on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 10:43:02 Do you have lots of funny noises in your head as a lot seems to swoosh straight over the top of it. Quite possibly. I'm not very good at top bantz. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 10:59:52 Some proper Gerry Stilton deaconoidness in this thread http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=24701.0 Good find Tans....that is ace old skool TEF :) when banners led to bans. SY has mellowed a bit ;) Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 11:15:27 Good find Tans....that is ace old skool TEF :) when banners led to bans. I really was a cuntSY has mellowed a bit ;) Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 11:39:42 Was it really 8 years ago. Bloody hell.
I mean the troubles, not SY being a cunt. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Flashheart on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 12:10:28 Is this thread really happening?
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 12:24:23 nope, you are imagining it. it's not us, it's you
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Berniman on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 12:46:39 Ha, Ells is my new favourite poster, good work that "man"..
Not bad for a bird, acting like a bloke, pretending to be a bird... Why the fuck he thinks you are a closet bloke is beyond me.. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Berniman on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 13:20:58 Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: joteddyred on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 15:06:12 I really was a cunt It was before my time. You've obviously mellowed since then :) Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: THE FLASH on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 15:20:26 Dunno about threads but I had a meltdown in the TE last week when Hylton never knocked back out to the wing for a cross and stood on the ball attempting to take his man on...
Hat went on the floor, screamed and bawled.....everyone else just laughed. Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 17:35:23 1. boobs out PIC next to a copy of today's adver I'm offended. That's fucking disgusting, Batch. I'm not buying an Adver. I think someone probably has a headache right now! Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Batch on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 17:49:28 soapy tit wank, sorry, you don't happen to know if they are available by the country ground do you..
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: DMR on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 17:54:01 Thought it was odd that Ells kept knocking me back. Turns out she's a mush.
Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: Ells on Saturday, October 3, 2015, 18:01:36 Thought it was odd that Ells kept knocking me back. Turns out she's a mush. It's the only logical explanation :) Title: Re: Best Meltdowns Post by: mexico red on Sunday, October 4, 2015, 08:39:16 The best bit is when one of them says: Partridgesque I was lying :) |