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« Reply #105 on: Thursday, January 31, 2008, 23:37:39 » |
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we were in a fuck off posh hotel in maidstone on a friday night, the following morning the band i was working for were performing on a saturday kids show along with chesney hawkes. pissed up and coked up to the eyeballs we thought we were it. all in the hotels swimming complex and chesney was in the hot tub and we all piled in  told us to fuck off and i basically was screwing a bird called samantha from farnborough who i knew just happened to be chezzas ex. basically as any gentleman would i let him know id been jizzing all over his memories and it kicked off. dont do coke kids  |
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« Reply #106 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 00:28:30 » |
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I shall repeat this story as "mex fisted chesney hawkes in a hot tub"
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« Reply #107 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 00:30:02 » |
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"Mex and Chesney in damp fisting adventure"
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #108 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 00:35:23 » |
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Maybe his username should be "i was once Chesney's rent boy"
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redbullzeye
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« Reply #109 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 00:39:32 » |
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I particularly like the phrase "jizzing all over his memories" but I can't imagine Chesney would have had the balls to have a go at a Stone Island clad Mex :shock:
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« Reply #110 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 00:41:16 » |
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Surely Mex wouldn't have been wearing SI in a hot-tub?
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redbullzeye
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« Reply #111 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 00:44:56 » |
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I've never seen him out of it - but I'm not Chesney Hawkes  |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #112 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 01:16:18 » |
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Do you think Ches gave him a rendition of one and only in the tub.
Those high notes were probably easier to hit
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« Reply #113 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 11:11:15 » |
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Lance Klusener, Hansie Cronje, Ernie Els, Pat Symcox, Kobus Wiese, P W Botha and his family, and there are others that I can't remember, but they all used to come to our house in South Africa for parties etc
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« Reply #114 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 20:06:14 » |
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Jed Pitmans my friend - Ive been to his house and everything! does he count?   Has he made a fucking fortune out of that Telegraph Fantasy League game or is he just a hired in gag monkey for the weekly column? |
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« Reply #115 on: Friday, February 1, 2008, 20:17:19 » |
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Oooooh, forgot.
Iv'e had the ocassional beer with Mark Lamaar, in the 'Old' Bell in old town. He often nipped in there for a pint. I went to school with Mark, and used to see him every now and again when he came back to Town. Then there were all those quotes about how shit Swindon was in the media and he stopped drinking, and he didn't go out much after that. |
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« Reply #116 on: Saturday, February 2, 2008, 18:38:37 » |
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Sorry Fogster, I take it back, hanging round with you must be like being mates with a walking talking version of Heat magazines 'spotted' pages. Great, another stalker.Just what i wanted. It's inevitable when you go off on one every time someone tries to wind you up. Fair comment dave. |
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #117 on: Saturday, February 2, 2008, 19:02:58 » |
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I was expecting a proper tirade there, good work Foggy |
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