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« Reply #60 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:40:05 » |
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I think I'll grill my muffins in future, just to be on the safe side.
A wise choice and they will probably taste much better as well. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #61 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:41:52 » |
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I think you're talking about the now (alas) obsolete "Arachnoflame 500'". You may have some luck on EBay ?
Thanks Neville. I'll check it out.  If I can get one perhaps my house will stop smelling of teenage boys and burnt spiders. |
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« Reply #62 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:44:07 » |
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Thanks Neville. I'll check it out. If I can get one perhaps my house will stop smelling of teenage boys and burnt spiders. Have you tried glade plugins? All you need is a 3 pronged plug socket and your room will smell of fields instantly. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #63 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:46:46 » |
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After some research it apprears the 500 model is being replaced by a new 6320 model.
This offers enhancements such as:
-Filiming your arachnid murder sprees in glorious 1080p full HD
-10 gb MP3 Capacity
- HDMI connectivity
- WifI
- bluetooth 6.0
Sadly the much anticipated toaster function appears to have been ommited.
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« Reply #64 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:47:11 » |
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Have you tried glade plugins? All you need is a 3 pronged plug socket and your room will smell of fields instantly.
Does it kills spiders? |
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« Reply #65 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:52:32 » |
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Does it kills spiders?
empty the glade plugin of its field fresh smell liquid on the carpet and replace with arachnoid poison. This will kill your spiders and your carpet will smell delightful thereby reducing the teenage boy smell. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #66 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 13:57:55 » |
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Bobs Oraange - you sir are a fucking genius
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« Reply #67 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 14:04:37 » |
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Does anyone have any recommendations for inhumane mini flamethrowers please? my old school method of a can of lynx deodorant and a ciagrette lighter is very fuel ineffeicient. Can you cook crumpets in this way also? |
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« Reply #68 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 14:10:42 » |
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Can you cook crumpets in this way also?
Techncially possible, but not recommended unless you wish your crumpets to taste of teenage boys |
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« Reply #69 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 14:15:07 » |
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Techncially possible, but not recommended unless you wish your crumpets to taste of teenage boys
And if you do, you should hand yourself in to the relevant authorities forthwith |
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« Reply #70 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 14:34:16 » |
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Sadly back on topic, IMO there has been a decline in the quality of posting lately (or should that be toasting?). There just seems to be a distinct lack of fun more than anything. Just the same old football bollocks and pauld, Lumps, Reg and Ironside droning on about political shite (I know what you'll say - don't read it - I don't, but it's still boring).
I think it's because Ben seems to have been a lot less crazy lately. I mean, when was the last time he went out, got pissed and lost all his clothes? Or scratched his arsehole after chopping chillis and then came and told us all about it?
I liked the old drunken late night threads, they used to be fun. If you look back historically at the TEF most of the jovial times were started by Ben. You get the occasional ace thread started by a random TEFer, but Ben was consistent.
I miss all the crazy shit that. I suppose what I'm trying to say is; Ben pull your finger out and be a bit more 2007ish again.
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« Reply #72 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 15:03:13 » |
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Oooh, I got something like that when I bought a wok but haven't used them. Problem solved! |
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« Reply #73 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 15:20:34 » |
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Sadly back on topic, IMO there has been a decline in the quality of posting lately (or should that be toasting?). There just seems to be a distinct lack of fun more than anything. Just the same old football bollocks and pauld, Lumps, Reg and Ironside droning on about political shite (I know what you'll say - don't read it - I don't, but it's still boring). Actually, me Reg and Ironside rarely get involved in most of the political threads, just the occasional outbreak of "You're a Nazi", "You're a commie", "Fuck off and die you old bastard" stuff. The political threads are more your Colin Todds, Phil_S, ganimah etc (e.g. budget thread, various Labour are shit threads etc). But this thread was going quite well as classic TEF until you ruined it  |
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« Reply #74 on: Friday, April 24, 2009, 15:25:40 » |
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I could use the Arachnoflame 6030 to burn labour ministers and post pictures if that would help?
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