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July 1st at the premier club we are holding a funday which involves  a football tournament.

If anyone is interested and wants to enter a team please pm me and i will let you know all the details

You still looking for a hand mate ?

Without a doubt mate i know you had alot on so bit reluctant to ask tbh..got loads of stuff arranged now just need to get the footy organised

ill call you tomorrow

Cheers mate i will email copy of poster etc over aswell

coolio

We need to enter a TEF team  :D

I'm pretty good at football, just ask those at the BBQ. 8)

I specialise at 5 a side  8)

Enter as mant teams as you like guys

I'll play

I'd be up for playing if we get a couple of teams up from here...
Where is the footie going to played macca? Out the back?

im in

I'll play, centre back stylee.  8)

i'll play

i assume DV will as well...it appears to be all he does...he may charge for playing though

stfctownenda probably would as well.

Give_us_an_S
Chubbs
Spuddy
Millom
Sam
Bennett
Stfctownenda
(DV85)

Anyone else?

Yes count me in, very much a defender  :D

Pencil me in too. Need to check I can make 1st July.

Cheers lad i will post something in the next few days making it all clearer with times etc

I have clearance if needed, back from hols the day before.

put me in the TEF 'B' squad:)

pencil me in....

After the 'Fatties Vs Skinnies' match before the Walsall game, i think we all know that me, Sam, James, Seb and Ben should be involved... 8)

ye totaly, with my skillfull through balls and you finishing its a match made in heaven, just dont have any BBQ's in the way if James is playing
behind the goal shuold be bottles of red wine....ben would be super goalie saving the ball from knocking the bottles over.

I'm beginning to think us 'fattys' may outnumber the Skinnies...

if this means we have to have fatbury on our team im getting myself down the gym

Haha, Ben's skill at goalkeeping with one hand whilst holding an open bottle of wine in the other is truly remarkable. Not a drop was spilt, even with a crazy diving save low to his right.

Apart from it went in. Almost perfect.

if we're recreating the fatties team I'm well up for that.

 :soapy tit wank:

you tried to break me leg  :(

any news on this? i have a team of unfit pasties waiting to go

Yes mate you can enter a team..1st july at the premier club be there for 10.30

i will pm you cost etc

Are we doing a TEF team?

Is it on grass or astro turf?

Pencil me in as a maybe if we're entering a team.

On grass

Macca can you pm me the details, costs, times etc and i will organise a TEF team

Unless anyone else wants to im happy to organise this. It is actually 6 a side and we need a squad of 7. Its on Sunday 1st July. The cost will be £5 per player as its £35 per team. I know some people have shown interest already but if you are half decent and want to play then let me know. So far the team is:

Give_us_an_S
stfctownenda
spuddy stfc
chubbs
sippo
glos robin

We would also love to have a few people come along and watch, so if you fancy coming to cheer us on and have a few beers that would be great. As for a kit, i guess we should just all wear Swindon shirts, unless anyone has a kit we can wear?

Oh and we need a half decent keeper..........

Would do but I'm a keeper and by the sounds of it there are one or two of them on here  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Im in but not as a keeper.

2 outfield players and a keeper remaining to fill then

Me me me..... 8)

If demand is high then we can enter 2 teams. Me thinks we may need it.

Oh sod it I'll play.....you have a keeper.

Should serve as a good warm-up if my 5 a side team get to the FA Umbro Fives final at Wembley on July 15th

sounds good

i had mentioned my interest but if you don't want me to chris then so be it

Well I play in goal, and if I'm reading it right Glos Robin does aswell. Perhaps there will be enough interest for two teams?

 :crying:

So my original list isn't good enough for you then?

Cunts.

i think i said i was up for it

From the sounds of it, "man-boobs" versus "visible ribs" should do fine.

woot for man boobs

I said some people had shown interest but i was asking for definates. So yes you are in Bennett and Sam  :soapy tit wank:  anyone else playing? if we can get 14 we can have 2 teams.

I'll let you know tomorrow, might try and get my usual 6-a-side team to enter....and destroy!!

How many do we have now then?

Definates:

Give us an S
stfctownenda
spuddy stfc
Chubbs
Glos Robin
Sippo
Bennett
Sonic Youth
Sam stfc

Not sure:

Lash Sumthin - Are you playing for us or your own team?
Millom Red - He said he would play orinigally, can you confirm?
Batch - Can you confirm either way
DV85 - Undecided if he is playing for us
Dave Blackcurrant - Are you playing?

how many is that?

Cant you count? 9 definates and 5 maybes. What about people like Ash, he'll play wont he?

Yes I can play if needed. It's the day after I get back from holiday.

Thats 10 players. 4 more then we have 2 teams.

When do you go away Batch? Does anyone on here have your number?

I'd advise those playing to take a lot of sun-tan lotion, just incase it's a hot day.

I played in an all day 5-a-side tournament at Supermarine last year and got burnt to a fucking crisp. Very uncomfortable for weeks after.

Oh and the burnt knee look where you've had shin pads on all day and only your knees have seen the sun.

Any ideas on team names?

Inter Kebabs

Away Sat 23- Sat 30th June.

I'll PM my number to you now.

Cheers batch

own team

I got a stag do in London the night before, its gonna be funny.

Chris as per your PM I am in.  Will call you later to give details on Prague.  Different class mate

Good lad!

I look forward to the stories!

Here is the updated list. 3 more needed for 2 teams. Anyone else wanna play?

Definates (11)

Give us an S
stfctownenda
spuddy stfc
Chubbs
Glos Robin
Sippo
Bennett
Sonic Youth
Sam stfc
Batch
Bushey Boy

Not sure:

Millom Red - He said he would play orinigally, can you confirm?
DV85 - Undecided if he is playing for us
Dave Blackcurrant - Are you playing?

You might want to ask Paddy, hell of a player....

Whos Paddy?

Hes on here hardly posts, cracking left foot.

Ask him to play then. I dunno who he is but we need 3 more. Ive know idea what the standard in this tourney is like or the standard of other people. Should be a good crack though.

Is there a limit on teams allowed to enter?

I think Macca said they are looking for 24 teams in total. No idea how many they have so far.

in a pm earlier i think he said still room for about 5 more teams?

Still a couple of places to fill for 2 teams, anyone else want to play?

When is it, what do i have to do?

Give us an s count me in your team. Just let me know what happening with times etc. I promise i will be a good boy as well not like on sunday mornings.

Good lad James!!! And yes, best behaviour.

I will email you the details Alex.

This should be good fun i'm quite looking forward to it.  My Sunday League team start training again end of June  :shock: so hopefully I will be reasonably ready for this.  Who plays what positions? I am a defender and people recommend I stay there due to my horrific finishing  :oops:

Im easy wherever

In goal

left back....at home

Anywhere but up front (shooting isn't part of my game) or in goal.

I'll play up front a.k.a. goal hanger  8)

I'm a lethal finisher, with the pace of Micky Quinn.

Or a lazy 'Sweeper'. I.e i hang around at the back doing nothing but occasionally kicking the cocky quick lad up front.

Can I still play Chris?

no cheaters

I'm personally shunning Bushey until further notice.

Your just scared cos your end up on the bench chubbs if I play!

*puts hand up, stretching aloft* shouting pick me me me me....

Is that a promise?!?!

Yes.

P.S Congrats for two incorrect uses of the word 'your' above... :wink:

I do not spell very well, but I could get a dictionary, you on the other hand only have hair dye to change your disability

 :D

Yes Ash, although keep your eyes open. I may feel the need to 2 foot one of my own players  :soapy tit wank:

From memory your tackles dont hurt!

Give it the biggun now sonny. You aint played footy with me since i was about 12 and a little kid. im 23 now and 6ft1. If we wasnt on the same team i would run rings round ya!

Updated players:

Give us an S
stfctownenda
spuddy stfc
Chubbs
Glos Robin
Sippo
Bennett
Sonic Youth
Sam stfc
Batch
Bushey Boy
Jimmy Cider
Dave Blackcurrant


1 more player needed now!!!!

haha 2foot-->bushey's hight    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'll play!

We have enough for 2 teams now. I will send you all more details shortly on this. The squad is below, should anyone want to be a reserve let me know. And should anyone pull out let me know asap please.

Give us an S
stfctownenda
spuddy stfc
Chubbs
Glos Robin
Sippo
Bennett
Sonic Youth
Sam stfc
Batch
Bushey Boy
Jimmy Cider
Dave Blackcurrant
TheKingCY

any update for entering/paying etc? not long now  :D

well my update is i realise i'm busy that weekend. woops

Does anyone want to take Bennetts place?

I'll take Bennett's place on the good team  :wink:

Pay on the day lash that will be fine. i have entered your team already

ok  :?

what are the teams going to be for the tournament. what time are we all going to meet at the premiere club, colour kits are we wearing? any other info please which is usefull

I will post all this shortly

I'll take Bennets place if your still short....

Good lad, you are in.

Is it too late to book a pitch for next week?? Anyone?

I had a dream about this last night, I dreamt that I had to play coz someone dropped out and sussex was too drunk to take their place.

You would let in less that Sippo birdy

:mrgreen:  :P

you mean coz I'm too fat and would block the goal?  :wink:

no i mean you cant be any worse than he was last week

has he got butter fingers?

:fishing:


 :sleep:

you've got flid fists then?

:-))(

he cant keep his legs shut either  :o

:evil:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

If someone books it im sure we can get 12. Or play super cakes team. I think Batch is away then. Does anyone have a Swindon Card?

I haven't. Its £45 without one though.

£4 each aint bad. I'd be happy to pay that.

same, how about weds?

I will be up for playing £4 fine with me

You sound like fatbury with your dreams birdy!!! I would tell you to fuck off, like we do with fatbury, but i wont, coz i love you, and sussex might whack me if he could stay awake long enough!!! :P  

 :D

im in

how many teams we entering into this competition? is it still two?

i'll pop down for another game next week, £4 sounds fair for an hour tbh

Can someone book it then, i would but I haven't got a spare £45!

You can book online here:

https://ww2.swindon.gov.uk/sportsbookings/

Can't book for Wednesday yet, they only do 7 days in advance.

Someone could book after midnight/in the morning though.

umm yes you can, i have a pitch booked for wed at 7.00pm, its for work but its looking likey we wont be able to play, so if i someone wants to organise a team of 10/12 players you can we can your my booking rather than cancel it.

And english?!  :?

I think for Swindon Card holders it is 7 days in advance, and 6 days in advance for general peasants.

Chubbs are you using this pitch then? If not Bushey said he will book one.

£7 each

i'm up for playing next week if you're short but £7 for an hour!!?

ash let me know when u can.

I have to cover costs! iT WILL BE SLPLIT EQUALLY! sAM YOU OWE ME £4 FROM LAST TIME SON

Balls Caps Lock

He's on the wind up dex. It'll be £4 max.

Yeah, the extra £3 each is to "cover costs"

£7 for me, £4 for everyone else it should be.

It's £45 for an hour.

Are the teams still the same as Give_us_an_S made up a few weeks ago?

having seen us play, he may want to jig it around a little (i.e. shift me onto the other team  :D )

Waiting on chubbs, and then can someone put the link up to book?

There's one pitch left at 8.30, someone better book it quickly!

i wont know till tomorrow, as i've been off ill, so you might not want to wait around, sup to u.

whats the link

https://ww2.swindon.gov.uk/sportsbookings/

It only takes credit cards - anyone got one?

It's sold now anyway  :x

Think thats me?! Its down to chubbs

We can now us my pitch, on a few conditions, everyone who says they want to play turn up, the last thing i want is to have to fork out extra money that i dont have, due to my finances at the moment, i may need everyone to meet me at the doors of the oasis as i have a feeling i may not be able to pay the whole lot (time will tell after this weekend)
and someone eles is organising, if we dont have atleast 10 confirmed by monday eve im canceling the pitch.

I'm in Chubbs.

You sick bastard.

There's always one  :roll:

oh and im not organising this, someone eles can organise the players

its Wed 7.00pm

Count me in.

Liftage, again?

I'll have to let you know mate, as I've got solicitors that day aswell..

Coolio, doesn't matter if you can't. I'll just ask Ash instead  :D

yea i'm in, ashley pick me up.

See you all on the 1st July. I'm off to Devon for a week.

Give_us_an_s : Can you either PM me or text me what time we are meeting, what kit to bring, etc, etc. Also if somebody could tell me where the hell the premiere club is that would be helpful too.

Will do Batch, have a good holiday mate.